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Kenji is ready for Thanksgiving 🍽️
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad 🐕‍🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.

As subtle as a plane crash.

🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️‍🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
religion isn't supposed to be performative, so those people who are loudly "religious" especially
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
(people are full of shit was my point)
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
There's a history guy on TikTok who did an original pecan pie and I don't think that would necessarily do the same to your teeth.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The average straight cis person claims they've had 3 sex partners...

...if you ask someone what % of the population is trans they way over estimate

...if you ask someone what % income they are, they also usually over estimate.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
How'd we cook those hash browns?
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sweetie, there's so much blow in that doll
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
THEN HOW ARE THEY SO GOOD AT HITTING THE BALL BAG?!
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
nigiri or shashimi
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
D'awwww
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ugh, always frustrating
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM