Kenji is ready for Thanksgiving 🍽️
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad 🐕🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
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John Oliver's big auction raised 1% of the cancelled public media funding
charity is no replacement for the redistribution of wealth through taxation and spending
charity is no replacement for the redistribution of wealth through taxation and spending
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
John Oliver's big auction raised 1% of the cancelled public media funding
charity is no replacement for the redistribution of wealth through taxation and spending
charity is no replacement for the redistribution of wealth through taxation and spending
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gay people are jealous of both people in this photo actually
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
gay people are jealous of both people in this photo actually
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OK. Let’s workshop this name
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
OK. Let’s workshop this name
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I’m sorry, but if Democrats were in power, would this not be in the headlines every single day?
Average electricity cost increase since Jan:
Missouri ⬆️ 37%
Iowa ⬆️ 30%
North Dakota ⬆️ 30%
Oklahoma ⬆️ 30%
New Jersey ⬆️ 27%
Nebraska ⬆️ 25%
Montana ⬆️ 25%
Wyoming ⬆️ 23%
NATIONWIDE ⬆️ 11%
Instead of working to lower costs, Trump is boosting power-hungry AI data centers.
Missouri ⬆️ 37%
Iowa ⬆️ 30%
North Dakota ⬆️ 30%
Oklahoma ⬆️ 30%
New Jersey ⬆️ 27%
Nebraska ⬆️ 25%
Montana ⬆️ 25%
Wyoming ⬆️ 23%
NATIONWIDE ⬆️ 11%
Instead of working to lower costs, Trump is boosting power-hungry AI data centers.
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m sorry, but if Democrats were in power, would this not be in the headlines every single day?
"my daddy is home" - Freddie
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"my daddy is home" - Freddie
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20-30% of American households claim to attend church weekly yet location data suggests it's actually as low as 5%. Funny that they'd lie about it.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
20-30% of American households claim to attend church weekly yet location data suggests it's actually as low as 5%. Funny that they'd lie about it.
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And just like that, i was pregnant 🫃
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
And just like that, i was pregnant 🫃
I like how Kelly Ayotte is just "someone in a black suit"
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I like how Kelly Ayotte is just "someone in a black suit"
"I'M JUST RESTIN' MY EYES" - grandparents at 7 pm
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"I'M JUST RESTIN' MY EYES" - grandparents at 7 pm
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“appeared drowsy” lol. never change NYT caption writers
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“appeared drowsy” lol. never change NYT caption writers
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In my teens I briefly flirted with bowler hat wearing, a flirtation that abruptly came to an end the day I also tried to eat an apple and got called a 'Magritte Dickhead' by a particularly cultured bully.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
In my teens I briefly flirted with bowler hat wearing, a flirtation that abruptly came to an end the day I also tried to eat an apple and got called a 'Magritte Dickhead' by a particularly cultured bully.
Notice how the auto-cenrric brains never blame double parking for traffic snarls
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Notice how the auto-cenrric brains never blame double parking for traffic snarls
Silly little to do list for my silly job
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Silly little to do list for my silly job
This foliage season has been a long slow burn
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This foliage season has been a long slow burn
Quite the sunrise
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Quite the sunrise
A little light Monday drag
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A little light Monday drag
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Cars are not even actually convenient! They just eat up more of your time getting places that are spread out further bc everything has been built for cars! They’re a just a bottomless vortex for people’s time and money.
Rant of the day. Carry on.
Rant of the day. Carry on.
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Cars are not even actually convenient! They just eat up more of your time getting places that are spread out further bc everything has been built for cars! They’re a just a bottomless vortex for people’s time and money.
Rant of the day. Carry on.
Rant of the day. Carry on.
This should be a suspended license for a year, the man clearly shows no remorse
#MBTA sues dad who'd just picked up his son at BU for Thanksgiving, then collided with a Green Line trolley
www.universalhub.com/2025/mbta-su...
#Boston #lawsuits
www.universalhub.com/2025/mbta-su...
#Boston #lawsuits
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This should be a suspended license for a year, the man clearly shows no remorse
My sister: I am only available until noon
My mom: we are only available after 1
Well then I guess y'all have a problem you need to figure out on your own and leave me out of it
My mom: we are only available after 1
Well then I guess y'all have a problem you need to figure out on your own and leave me out of it
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My sister: I am only available until noon
My mom: we are only available after 1
Well then I guess y'all have a problem you need to figure out on your own and leave me out of it
My mom: we are only available after 1
Well then I guess y'all have a problem you need to figure out on your own and leave me out of it
I am also doing a hairy forearm study, kindly DM me
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I am also doing a hairy forearm study, kindly DM me
I slept on the plane, as I usually do, but didn't get to sleep until halfway through the flight and now I feel like I time traveled.
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I slept on the plane, as I usually do, but didn't get to sleep until halfway through the flight and now I feel like I time traveled.
This gate agent is terrible at his job
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This gate agent is terrible at his job
BBQ I guess
One condiment must go…
(Just the type of sauce, not the particular brand in the photo)
(Just the type of sauce, not the particular brand in the photo)
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
BBQ I guess
I can't really choose but I guess rice
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I can't really choose but I guess rice