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Kenji is ready for Thanksgiving 🍽️
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad 🐕‍🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.

As subtle as a plane crash.

🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️‍🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
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John Oliver's big auction raised 1% of the cancelled public media funding

charity is no replacement for the redistribution of wealth through taxation and spending
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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gay people are jealous of both people in this photo actually
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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OK. Let’s workshop this name
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I’m sorry, but if Democrats were in power, would this not be in the headlines every single day?
Average electricity cost increase since Jan:

Missouri ⬆️ 37%
Iowa ⬆️ 30%
North Dakota ⬆️ 30%
Oklahoma ⬆️ 30%
New Jersey ⬆️ 27%
Nebraska ⬆️ 25%
Montana ⬆️ 25%
Wyoming ⬆️ 23%

NATIONWIDE ⬆️ 11%

Instead of working to lower costs, Trump is boosting power-hungry AI data centers.
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"my daddy is home" - Freddie
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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20-30% of American households claim to attend church weekly yet location data suggests it's actually as low as 5%. Funny that they'd lie about it.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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And just like that, i was pregnant 🫃
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I like how Kelly Ayotte is just "someone in a black suit"
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"I'M JUST RESTIN' MY EYES" - grandparents at 7 pm
when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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“appeared drowsy” lol. never change NYT caption writers
when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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In my teens I briefly flirted with bowler hat wearing, a flirtation that abruptly came to an end the day I also tried to eat an apple and got called a 'Magritte Dickhead' by a particularly cultured bully.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Notice how the auto-cenrric brains never blame double parking for traffic snarls
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Sure
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Silly little to do list for my silly job
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This foliage season has been a long slow burn
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Quite the sunrise
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
A little light Monday drag
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Cars are not even actually convenient! They just eat up more of your time getting places that are spread out further bc everything has been built for cars! They’re a just a bottomless vortex for people’s time and money.

Rant of the day. Carry on.
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This should be a suspended license for a year, the man clearly shows no remorse
#MBTA sues dad who'd just picked up his son at BU for Thanksgiving, then collided with a Green Line trolley
www.universalhub.com/2025/mbta-su...
#Boston #lawsuits
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My sister: I am only available until noon
My mom: we are only available after 1

Well then I guess y'all have a problem you need to figure out on your own and leave me out of it
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I am also doing a hairy forearm study, kindly DM me
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I slept on the plane, as I usually do, but didn't get to sleep until halfway through the flight and now I feel like I time traveled.
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This gate agent is terrible at his job
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
BBQ I guess
One condiment must go…
(Just the type of sauce, not the particular brand in the photo)
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I can't really choose but I guess rice
One starch must go…
(Rice, Potatoes, Pasta, Bread)
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM