Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️🌈
@emmenemm.bsky.social
Over-educated, middle-aged, gay-married, bearish, educator. Books, art, plants, sci-fi, cats, ideas, politics.
No tree. No lights. No decorations. No gifts. This year Christmas can do itself.😡
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
No tree. No lights. No decorations. No gifts. This year Christmas can do itself.😡
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No one is born gay. You watch Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992) at an early age and she turns you gay.
This is applicable to all genders.
This is applicable to all genders.
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
No one is born gay. You watch Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992) at an early age and she turns you gay.
This is applicable to all genders.
This is applicable to all genders.
If she runs she’ll have a genocide shaped ball and chain around her ankle…
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If she runs she’ll have a genocide shaped ball and chain around her ankle…
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this christmas I’m tallying the number of tamales I eat with a sharpie on my sweat-drenched back like I’m a dirty pig bottom counting loads
December 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
this christmas I’m tallying the number of tamales I eat with a sharpie on my sweat-drenched back like I’m a dirty pig bottom counting loads
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Today was the worst????
December 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Today was the worst????
And there’s no doubt Barry wrote this himself…
This is how a president is supposed to honor someone who just left us.
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
And there’s no doubt Barry wrote this himself…
The Rob Reiner news just keeps getting worse...😔
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Rob Reiner news just keeps getting worse...😔
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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Is the endless H-wordiness amongst The Gheys just about males + testosterone or is it a desperate need for validation born of life as a socially marginalized sexual minority? In this episode of Cunk on Homeaux....
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Is the endless H-wordiness amongst The Gheys just about males + testosterone or is it a desperate need for validation born of life as a socially marginalized sexual minority? In this episode of Cunk on Homeaux....
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
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Do people have to post everything that gaping wound of a person says
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Do people have to post everything that gaping wound of a person says
Tired of hearing about terrible things happening to wonderful people.
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Tired of hearing about terrible things happening to wonderful people.
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
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Ahmed al Ahmed, a Lebanese Muslim who owns a Sydney fruit shop, risked his life to disarm one of the Bondi Beach shooters.
His courage gives me hope amidst the horror and darkness. Muslims and Jews are not enemies. Our futures, in the Middle East and beyond, are intrinsically bound.
A true hero.
His courage gives me hope amidst the horror and darkness. Muslims and Jews are not enemies. Our futures, in the Middle East and beyond, are intrinsically bound.
A true hero.
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, a Lebanese Muslim who owns a Sydney fruit shop, risked his life to disarm one of the Bondi Beach shooters.
His courage gives me hope amidst the horror and darkness. Muslims and Jews are not enemies. Our futures, in the Middle East and beyond, are intrinsically bound.
A true hero.
His courage gives me hope amidst the horror and darkness. Muslims and Jews are not enemies. Our futures, in the Middle East and beyond, are intrinsically bound.
A true hero.
Headed for a mall. Please pray for my immortal soul!
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Headed for a mall. Please pray for my immortal soul!
Tropical! On our way to a high of 17F!
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tropical! On our way to a high of 17F!
My fri-tay-tay has a tumor…😭
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My fri-tay-tay has a tumor…😭
I put Everything Asian™️ in the fridge on some chicken thighs and they’re currently in the oven… The house smells so good!
mickey mouse is flying through the air in a cartoon while wearing a straw hat .
ALT: mickey mouse is flying through the air in a cartoon while wearing a straw hat .
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December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I put Everything Asian™️ in the fridge on some chicken thighs and they’re currently in the oven… The house smells so good!
Cute little basket of cute little Christmas cookies? Oh no, I couldn’t…
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Cute little basket of cute little Christmas cookies? Oh no, I couldn’t…
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
The only Christmas show that dares to tell the truth!
I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The only Christmas show that dares to tell the truth!
French toast is just individually cooked portions of bread pudding fight me
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
French toast is just individually cooked portions of bread pudding fight me
The day my refrigerator shows me an ad is the same day my home owner’s insurance gets a claim for a ‘broken’ refrigerator.
Fuck. That. Sh1t.
Fuck. That. Sh1t.
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The day my refrigerator shows me an ad is the same day my home owner’s insurance gets a claim for a ‘broken’ refrigerator.
Fuck. That. Sh1t.
Fuck. That. Sh1t.
Ordered tofu scramble. No tofu. Lol!
a woman in a schitts creek shirt talks on a cell phone
ALT: a woman in a schitts creek shirt talks on a cell phone
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ordered tofu scramble. No tofu. Lol!