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@roazul.bsky.social
Wanderluster. I celebrate individuality & self expression. Be you. Don’t be a sheep. Sometimes risqué.
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“Take it easy, I’ve never done this…”
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“Take it easy, I’ve never done this…”
When we’re ready to have pets again, I’d like to get one of them cats with big ears. Cross eyed preferably.
a white cat with big ears and green eyes is sitting on a bed and looking at the camera .
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November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When we’re ready to have pets again, I’d like to get one of them cats with big ears. Cross eyed preferably.
I am I-had-this-bike-when-I-was-a-kid old. The red was a bit darker though.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I am I-had-this-bike-when-I-was-a-kid old. The red was a bit darker though.
Excuse me, can you point me to Bussy Lane? I need to unload something…
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November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Excuse me, can you point me to Bussy Lane? I need to unload something…
The owl not doing to well.
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The owl not doing to well.
Take time to stop and smell the roses. 💖
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Take time to stop and smell the roses. 💖
Lunch es not too bad. Huevos campestres. Huevos Motuleños. Fruit plate.
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Lunch es not too bad. Huevos campestres. Huevos Motuleños. Fruit plate.
Watched the first two episodes of Pluribus and wow, it’s so good!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Watched the first two episodes of Pluribus and wow, it’s so good!!!
I once had a hook up and his entire bedroom was full of beanie babies. I mean all of it. It was creepy.
a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and blue shorts and making a funny face .
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November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I once had a hook up and his entire bedroom was full of beanie babies. I mean all of it. It was creepy.
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November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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It pays off to have a husband who used to work in a state legislature. He just “undressed” a CC company employee over the phone in the most civilized, inescapable, and glorious way without raising his voice or being rude.
I would’ve yelled and cursed at the motherfucker into oblivion for all his bs.
I would’ve yelled and cursed at the motherfucker into oblivion for all his bs.
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It pays off to have a husband who used to work in a state legislature. He just “undressed” a CC company employee over the phone in the most civilized, inescapable, and glorious way without raising his voice or being rude.
I would’ve yelled and cursed at the motherfucker into oblivion for all his bs.
I would’ve yelled and cursed at the motherfucker into oblivion for all his bs.
Let that be a lesson to all you, bitches…
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Let that be a lesson to all you, bitches…
Play with it, see what happens…
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November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Play with it, see what happens…
My Count Dracula coozie.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My Count Dracula coozie.
The house overwhelmingly voted 427-1 to release the files after years of opposing it? The fix is in.
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The house overwhelmingly voted 427-1 to release the files after years of opposing it? The fix is in.
I watched Charlie Sheen’s doc over the last two nights. How in the fuck is this man alive?
I mean, wow. I’m truly glad that he is and that he got sober for his kids but damn, he burned the candle at both ends for a long, long time. It truly is miraculous.
I mean, wow. I’m truly glad that he is and that he got sober for his kids but damn, he burned the candle at both ends for a long, long time. It truly is miraculous.
a man wearing sunglasses and a jacket says i 'm just saying in a living room .
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November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I watched Charlie Sheen’s doc over the last two nights. How in the fuck is this man alive?
I mean, wow. I’m truly glad that he is and that he got sober for his kids but damn, he burned the candle at both ends for a long, long time. It truly is miraculous.
I mean, wow. I’m truly glad that he is and that he got sober for his kids but damn, he burned the candle at both ends for a long, long time. It truly is miraculous.
Imma call hah, Arugula, cuz she a bitter bitch. And by hah, I mean @crotchetycarl.bsky.social
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November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Imma call hah, Arugula, cuz she a bitter bitch. And by hah, I mean @crotchetycarl.bsky.social
Cloudflare? There’s a cream for that.
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Cloudflare? There’s a cream for that.
This scared the bejeezus out of me. I watched it on a rerun, of course…
The 🇺🇸 American two-part vampire miniseries "SALEM'S LOT" based on the 1975 horror novel by Stephen King, directed by Tobe Hooper, starring David Soul, James Mason, Lance Kerwin, Bonnie Bedelia, Lew Ayres, Reggie Nalder & Geoffrey Lewis premiered #OnThisDay in 1979 on the CBS Network
📺 Warner Bros.
📺 Warner Bros.
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This scared the bejeezus out of me. I watched it on a rerun, of course…
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM