Clorox Bleachman 2.0 🏳️🌈
@emmenemm.bsky.social
Over-educated, middle-aged, gay-married, bearish, educator. Books, art, plants, sci-fi, cats, ideas, politics. "Not fragile like a flower, fragile like a bomb."- Frida Khalo #FuckICE
I do not speak for my employer (which can fuck all the way off!)
I do not speak for my employer (which can fuck all the way off!)
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To protect my identity in these dangerous times, I’ve removed my photo from my pfp.
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Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
I’m old enough to remember when presidents visited soup kitchens and homeless shelters on Thanksgiving…
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m old enough to remember when presidents visited soup kitchens and homeless shelters on Thanksgiving…
The “Pilgrims” were late to the Thanksgiving holiday.
A historian explains how the Pilgrims took over Thanksgiving – and who has been erased
Communal rituals of giving thanks have a longer history in North America, and it was only around the turn of the 20th century that most people in the U.S. came to associate Thanksgiving with Plymouth ...
www.pbs.org
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The “Pilgrims” were late to the Thanksgiving holiday.
Very thankful all those Pilgrims gave their lives fighting for our freedom to eat sweet potatoes with marshmallows. We remember!
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Very thankful all those Pilgrims gave their lives fighting for our freedom to eat sweet potatoes with marshmallows. We remember!
Who up basting they bird?
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Who up basting they bird?
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Almost all his emails with the child rapist happened during his first term…
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Almost all his emails with the child rapist happened during his first term…
It’s never too late to thaw your turkey!
two men are trying to put out a fire in a kitchen with failarmy on the bottom
ALT: two men are trying to put out a fire in a kitchen with failarmy on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It’s never too late to thaw your turkey!
As the nation prepares for its annual celebration of food, I am confined to my sick bed with a likely cold. 😡
a woman in a floral dress is standing in a room and smiling .
ALT: a woman in a floral dress is standing in a room and smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
As the nation prepares for its annual celebration of food, I am confined to my sick bed with a likely cold. 😡
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all pies are good. simply do not say to me that any pies are bad. i do not even want to know about the kind of life that would so warp a person as to think any pie is bad
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
all pies are good. simply do not say to me that any pies are bad. i do not even want to know about the kind of life that would so warp a person as to think any pie is bad
Holy fuck! 8” of snow forecast for our T-day destination. And they’re not ‘Scruff inches.’ 😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Holy fuck! 8” of snow forecast for our T-day destination. And they’re not ‘Scruff inches.’ 😭
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No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
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A reminder this holiday season:
Your fat friends/family can hear the way you talk about food. Please don’t let your disordered eating be our problem.
Your fat friends/family can hear the way you talk about food. Please don’t let your disordered eating be our problem.
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A reminder this holiday season:
Your fat friends/family can hear the way you talk about food. Please don’t let your disordered eating be our problem.
Your fat friends/family can hear the way you talk about food. Please don’t let your disordered eating be our problem.
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“The EU’s highest court has ruled that same-sex marriages must be respected throughout the bloc and rebuked Poland for refusing to recognise a marriage between two of its citizens that took place in Germany.”
Some welcome news today. 🇪🇺🏳️🌈
Some welcome news today. 🇪🇺🏳️🌈
EU court rules entire bloc must respect same-sex marriages in rebuke to Poland
Couple who married in Germany had their right to a ‘normal family life’ impeded, court of justice finds
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“The EU’s highest court has ruled that same-sex marriages must be respected throughout the bloc and rebuked Poland for refusing to recognise a marriage between two of its citizens that took place in Germany.”
Some welcome news today. 🇪🇺🏳️🌈
Some welcome news today. 🇪🇺🏳️🌈
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No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
Made one (1) Residence Inn reservation. Have received five (5) daily emails and unsubscribed three (3) times. What do think the odds are we won’t stay at any of the ten (10) other nearby hotels next time?
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Made one (1) Residence Inn reservation. Have received five (5) daily emails and unsubscribed three (3) times. What do think the odds are we won’t stay at any of the ten (10) other nearby hotels next time?
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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ok first of all how dare you
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
ok first of all how dare you
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
I’m just about through with fantasy books having footnotes. Sigh. If it’s important, put it in the main text. If not, leave it out.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’m just about through with fantasy books having footnotes. Sigh. If it’s important, put it in the main text. If not, leave it out.
Spare a thought for the “I don’t like musicals!” gays. They must be so miserable right now!
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Spare a thought for the “I don’t like musicals!” gays. They must be so miserable right now!
“Come back with a warrant!”
JUSTICE DEPARTMENT OFFICIAL CONFIRMS FBI HAS REQUESTED INTERVIEWS WITH SIX U.S. LAWMAKERS WHO WARNED ABOUT ILLEGAL MILITARY ORDERS
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“Come back with a warrant!”
You can keep that green bean abomination! And I have never had pasta for T-day.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You can keep that green bean abomination! And I have never had pasta for T-day.
You are under no obligation to engage with every species of stupid in the world.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You are under no obligation to engage with every species of stupid in the world.