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@andy.teamgay.org

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Unabashedly queer masshole. Bostoner. Voracious eater. Expect content about dogs, dudes, and dick jokes. Daddy AF. Carbatarian. 4-letter word. Alphabet Mafia. 100% That Bitch. (he/him/daddy)

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · Jun 1

Waking up to another Pride month where trans and queer folx have to live in fear.

So let's file the "love is love" BS right next to the thoughts and prayers.

Pride is a riot. What are you going to riot for?
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Pride is a riot - Andy M Mallon - AM²

Last year was the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall riots, which mark the start of the modern LGBTQ rights movement in the US. In the subsequent half century, the queer community has made significant ...

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 11d

This fall/winter, I'm honing my pasta making skills.

...lmk if you want to visit Maine to be a judge on this season of "WTF is Andy Obsessed With Perfecting Now."

Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 11d

Plus, that's from yesterday. Today, Daddy's got some pappardelle Bolognese working.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 11d

Oh, nothing glamorous. Just some steak tips and chicken wings. I got them all pre marinated from the local famiglia-owned Italian butcher, so didn't bother to brag.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 11d

"occasional" 🙄

She runs a pawtecction racket, and collects payment up and down Main Street

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 11d

Are my pronouns he/him/Daddy, or do I just refer to myself in 3rd person?

Me, standing in the yard with the Weber kettle grill in the background. I'm doing the gay bear grin thing, and wearing my 🌈 LL Bean cap. I look daddy af.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 15d

But no cake!!!

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 15d

Cake would be so good right now.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 15d

Needed a little tiny herb salad, or maybe some frisee in a nice sharp vinaigrette.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 15d

Maple gochugaru rubbed delicata squash, roasted, and stuffed with a sausage-faro stuffing.
A lemon-dill hummus is smeared on the plate. A gochujang aioli zigzags over the top of the squash.

The square white plate sits atop a quite nice board, handcrafted by Taryn.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 25d

It was a new one from this week's Bark Box. She was quite insistent that it was not her brother's turn to play with it.

Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 25d

It's one of Boston's James Beard Award winning chefs.

We might not have tire company reviews in Boston yet, she's one of our best.

Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 25d

Damn. He just walked by.

Oh, and here comes the gate lice that work for Oracle.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 25d

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”

Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 26d

Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 25d

I assure you that for all the cheese that you think is missing from plating, all of that cheese is contained inside the polenta.

So creamy and cheesy. And the polenta cubes were pan seared in what must have been Parisian levels of butter.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 25d

That feeling when you know that the middle seat next to you was showing occupied when you checked in, but boarding is almost complete, and nobody is sitting there yet.

Dear Lord, let it be the hot blond guy I saw in the waiting area....

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 25d

(I am wearing a t shirt with a depiction of two men engaging in fellatio. It is in the style of an airplane safety placard that you can find in the seatback pocket in front of you. Please be sure to read and understand all the safety procedures of this Airbus A321neo.)

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 25d

She says it's the best way to keep your bratty brother from trying to play with a toy.

Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 25d

A middle-aged woman at the airport gate shouts to her husband who is walking away and leaving her with the kids, "Daddy!"

4 men travelling with families and myself all turn around.

💅🏳️‍🌈 Flight attendant walking by looks at me and laughs.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 25d

Elphie was doing the Modified Upright Indy last night

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 25d

I'm also having coffee at one of my favorite places! Twinsies.

The eggs and polenta from Chef Karen Akunowicz's Fox & Flight in Terminal A of Boston's Logan Airport.

A plate of cheesy tomato sauce, with polenta atop that, and 2 over easy eggs on the very top.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27d

34 Years Ago Today:

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 27d

If the advice doesn't involve a bloop notification as part of a multi-prong strategy, you need to block them.

Cause once you watch one, the algorithm tests to see if you're a superfan by serving up ALL OF THEM

Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 27d

Procrastinating is just edging for adhd folx.

#procrasturbating

Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 27d

Queers and public transit go together like peas and carrots.

Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 27d

I have the same necklace as Jessica in that color and several others.

Angela Fletcher popping her head out of the boarding door on an Amtrak train. She's wearing a red beaded necklace.

Me at a sportball contest, looking unimpressed. Several buttons on my shirt are unbuttoned, exposing a hairy chest and yellow beaded necklace

Me making a goofy face, wearing a black and blue beaded necklace