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Muttonheaded Shabaroon. Lead singer for Nancy Reagan and the Expectorates. "foul woman" "Some maintenance required, will not pass a PPE but serviceably sound for the current job." For press inquiries, please contact Violet Crumbles.

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Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 1h

We both knew she was foul, we sensed it.

Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 1h

Omg i had the same irrational loathing of her!

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Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 6h

I just COULD NOT get warm yesterday, esp after being soaked in the rain

Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 6h

I remember!

Anyway, I'm going to keep eating these leftover yabrak, want some?

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Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 6h

I turned the heat on yesterday!

Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 6h

Ricin but I am comfortable taking the risk bc my people have been eating leftover rice since 200 BCE.

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Jennifer 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 6h

nancy is filled with the spirit of endeavor and she'll do great things, mark my words.

Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 19h

nancy no!!!!

(recipe: Hamburger Steak with Onions and Gravy)

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Nancy Wood
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Do NOT use vanilla in place of sherry! I just made this exactly as written and used vanilla since I didn't have sherry. It is now down the disposal. The smell alone was a huge indicator of what it would taste like. Whoever thought of vanilla with meat? Nasty.

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Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 7h

They've also heard the entirety of Lord of the Rings more than once. Ryan always tears up when reading the "I will take the ring but I do not know the way" part.

Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 7h

Isn't the Hobbit specifically written for young children? Both my kids heard it in the crib and then again when they are were like 3 and then AGAIN when they were 6ish.

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 8h

“Whoever thought of vanilla with meat? Nasty.”

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Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 8h

"exactly as written" always does a lot of heavy lifting in these comments

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Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 8h

You thought of vanilla and meat, Nancy. You did.

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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 19h

nancy no!!!!

(recipe: Hamburger Steak with Onions and Gravy)

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Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 8h

She thought she was very clever for having come up with it.

Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 8h

It wasn't, it was at a picnic. She doesn't eschew sugar, just societal norms.

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Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 8h

Once, I was presented with a butternut squash pie that was "sweetened" with grated carrot.

Ryan fed his to our dog, I choked it down and plotted revenge.

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Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 8h

None of them have explained what the real drawback is to wearing a helmet. Like if I can do this one thing that reduces my likelihood of a TBI why would I not?