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Halibut
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Aloof Wife
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There is a family here with 10 kids. I have never actually seen that in the wild before. It’s a lot of kids. The way I would Home Alone at least one of those kids at Disney World. It would be so easy to do.
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
B loves the raft ride at Animal Kingdom, but it is closed right now. So we thought we’d go on what we thought was a similar ride at Universal in Toon Lagoon. Rafts with a Popeye theme.

Well. That shit is absolutely diabolical. Just soaked from head to toe. Best part of the day.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Oh I saw the animatronic Trump at the Hall of Presidents. It was really funny because he’s totally standing there weirdly and looking confused, just like in real life. They did not feature any of his speeches for some reason.

That whole thing is bizarre.
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Half of this was walking on and off Tron.
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Just sitting here waiting for food in the Starlight Cafe at Disney World, checking in the my provincial politics situation. BC Cons have reached new levels of shitshow. It’s actually impressive.

The party: Rustad has been removed
Rustad: no
Rustad's response posted to Twitter

Same tone he took this morning, when he was asked about his possible removal under similar circumstances #bcpoli
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This place could get so dangerous for me. There is unlimited fountain Diet Coke. There is unlimited Ben & Jerry’s and they will make milkshakes with it and add whipped cream and a cherry. All inclusive resort for the sober person. Lol.
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Gonna go ask this person when it’s going to happen. This place looks legit.
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I regret to inform you that B’s favourite ride after day 1 at Universal Studios is the one with Jimmy Fallon.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
YOU GUYS THIS PLACE IS SO COOL

Tonight was the weekly Halloween party. Every kids a costume. There’s games and crafts and a little trick or treat loop. The ice cream at the all day free ice cream place is Ben & Jerry’s. Everything is lit up and magical.
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Entering Tennessee airspace. Getting closer. I’m super excited to see the place where we are staying. Both because it looks fun and because there’s a bed for me to sleep in. Got about two hours sleep last night. 😬
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
She fly the plane.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Getting flagged at security because one of my nerd children had a protractor in her bag.
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
14yo figured out a great way to keep her little sister busy with I Spy. It only works once. But you I spy with my little eye the other player’s eye colour.

Truly genius. They never find it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I just found out there is a BEAUTIFUL senior cat named MRS. DOUBTFIRE up for adoption in Centre County, Pennsylvania! So, of course, I had to spread the word.

If you’re in Central Pennsylvania, please help this elegant lady find a home!

centrecountypaws.org/cats/adopt
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
-4c is the perfect temperature when you are a woman of a particular age who is now prone to overheating.

Had to go out for last minute trip stuff. Light jacket. Didn’t need to turn the heat on in the car. Pondered blasting the AC tbh.
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Today is the day we head off on B’s wish trip!!!! A little anticlimactic because we are just going to Vancouver tonight and then tomorrow morning we carry on to Orlando. But WISH TRIP.
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hmmm, I guess I can never go to another event where people walk around and look at stuff until phones are not a thing.

You do not need the perfect picture of every Christmas tree at the festival! I promise! Just remember it in your mind!
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
WHY ARE THEY ALL SO BAD AT THIS

Not a single nazi can cook? That’s wild.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Imagine you wrote something this bad and now the whole world has seen it. I’d rather share my 10th grade poetry collection tbh. And that is saying something.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Saturday morning pancakes and PWHL. Healing some part of my childhood soul by watching women play professional hockey on the tv.
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We were in Alberta for Canada Day this year and my BIL gave a little toast and he was like “we really gotta celebrate extra because this might be our last one” and that was supposed to be a joke, but maybe the UCP wants it not to be. 🙃
“prominent separatist supporter Jeff Rath received a standing ovation from the packed crowd when he asked how many of them support independence.

Smith, who countered by saying she supports a sovereign Alberta within a united Canada, was roundly booed by delegates still standing from the ovation”
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
CANADA MENTIONED IN AMERICAN MEDIA SIREN
Huge day for Canadian political comedy
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My Canadian contribution to the US/UK food debate is tonight I will be making Shepherd’s Pie with elk meat and I’m still gonna call it Shepherd’s Pie because fuck them UK shepherds.

I could herd some elk if I really wanted to. You aren’t special.
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My teens will not stop singing this damn song (ironically) and I’m scared B is gonna break it out in public.
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
She has survived her great trauma and she’s thinking about forgiving me.
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM