You can, and you should.

He is now fast asleep and if anyone wakes him up I will [redacted].

I had never seen another turkey with such fucked up legs until I scrolled down and saw Marge’s turkey. I guess they are working with the same instructions.

The fuck did he do to it? 😩

SAME. Generally stuff and then have some separate as well, so there’s lots of stuffing. But everyone knows the top tier stuffing was in the turkey.

People are like “blah blah not the best way to cook a turkey blah blah”, but my turkey is still good and also I’d rather have exquisite stuffing.

Is this gonna make Piers look like the good one? Terrifying concept.

Wait a clock tick (sorry, Wicked on the brain) - this is supposed to be a figure describing the study methodology?

Lol.

I think the whole damn article was written by chatGPT.

I’m that one specific dot that is autism.

Suggest Slim Jim. It’s right there for the taking.

Do you think they can wax them for more lasting effects?

She’s fine. She’s gonna be pissed at me, but she’ll be fine.

Why is she here? Well, she got some mats on her legs somehow and nobody is allowed to touch them. So they are doing some light sedation to groom.

The vet said she had a small dog that always required light sedation for grooming when she got older. I’m like, please don’t curse me with this.

Why are we lining where lips don’t actually go. Like that’s gonna become very noticeable. I don’t get it.

I am thankful for you because you recommended a cabbage peeler and I have been eating so much slaw ever since.

It didn’t look that bad at my crappy theatre in 3D. Like I had to squint to see anything at all. So I guess see this scene at the crappiest theatre you can find.

It was my husband, and he did it for the grated cheese.

Damn, the scolds are out.

“Have a baked apple instead of pie.”

“Do the dishes and go for a walk.”

Party poopers.

I will not because I love the ganache too much. It’s just so smooth.

Our non-store brand is ED Smith. My mum always made the one off that can. I would never use a fresh pumpkin. That’s just silly.