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Halibut
@halibut.bsky.social
Aloof Wife
No terfs allowed
She has survived her great trauma and she’s thinking about forgiving me.
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
😭 Incredible. We’ll honour their sacrifice by honking all our horns in unison.
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Masses. And his music is playing in the background.

Just letting everyone know that this exists. I bought it for my sister one year. I don’t think it’s good.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I AM ENRAGED
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Oh no one of the ostrich people got this horrible tattoo.
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This is no big deal to all you Nice Hands havers, but I have had horrible hands and nails my whole life and now I can finally grow my nails, thanks to some sort of toxic gel that I think is banned in Europe now. Maybe I’ll die, but my nails won’t be busted.
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My 7yo watched that and thought nothing of it.

She’s right though. The spells were real. I am now a heartless tin person.
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I love when I get the news that matters.
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
lol
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Teachers taking on grizzly bears to protect their students. Dang, I hope pulls through.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m now reminded of this horror show. That lady locks children in her attic.
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Then she walked into the kitchen and was like “roasted Brussels sprouts LET’S GO!”. And she drew these dancing feet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Omggg. Just start a cowboy religion, Jordy.
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What is this bit supposed to be?
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When you’ve definitely seen music notes before:
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“Gee, Halibut. Why don’t you make cakes for money. You’re pretty good at it.”

BECAUSE PEOPLE POST LOOKING FOR BAKERS WHO CAN MAKE THIS CAKE.

Also they want it to be fifty dollars.
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Real doucheface here.
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Just me crying at the skating rink because my kid with hypotonia is trying out the ice for the first time. Walking on skates is not something I thought I’d see her do.
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You can’t hurt me with your words because I just buttered the tops of these fresh loaves and it smells amazing in here.
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The Winnipeg Blue Bombers need a hug.
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is my new favourite.
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You guys. 😭
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
She so smug about capturing my leg.
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This recipe really speaks to me.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We can’t open it until noon tomorrow.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM