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Halibut
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Aloof Wife
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lol everyone in this house was super tired and fell asleep wherever they were sitting, immediately after dinner.

Except little B. I just woke up and she was binge watching Bluey at top volume.
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I would like to not be on a boat that has been redesigned by this guy, thank you.
Trump during his Thanksgiving call with service members: "We're ordered a lot of Coast Guard cutters. Brand new, beautiful, the best machines in the world. I'm a looks person. I wanted the hull to be perfect. You know, I sort of redesigned the hull a little bit. The hulls. But we ordered a lot."
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Bought 16yo the Elphaba/Fiyero retreat Lego set and it doesn’t come with a sex cardigan, so maybe I have to fashion one myself.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Husband gets home after his horrendous work week away, puts on comfy clothes, flops down in bed and says “aaaaaahhhh” and then his phone starts ringing.

Fuckin’ rude.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Husband is on his plane back home. He’s almost here. Praise be to Jebus. We get to keep him for a couple weeks. 😭
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
You’re all eating turkey and I’m at the vet with Wee Jenkins. The dogs here today are Very Good. Not mine. She’s a cranky gremlin. But the other dogs are great.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Quite possibly the worst post in the history of social media.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner. https://cnn.it/4rAnU6m
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh no one of the ostrich people got this horrible tattoo.
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I like this even better than the stuck boats.
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is no big deal to all you Nice Hands havers, but I have had horrible hands and nails my whole life and now I can finally grow my nails, thanks to some sort of toxic gel that I think is banned in Europe now. Maybe I’ll die, but my nails won’t be busted.
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Apologies to you if I’ve ever used the term “gong show” and left you confused.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Talking to my husband on the phone as he navigates the crowd outside Sam’s Club. “Sam can go fuck himself,” he says.
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Reposted by Halibut
A very, very important peer-reviewed empirical study published in the academic journal Pediatrics shows that hormone treatment of young trans people decreases suicidality very significantly.

Doubtless it will be ignored by Simonoff et al, who are not even measuring this in the “Pathways” study.
Changes in Suicidality among Transgender Adolescents Following Hormone Therapy: An Extended Study
To examine changes in suicidality following hormone therapy (HT) among transgender and gender-diverse adolescents and young adults.A retrospective cha…
www.sciencedirect.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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"X pie is bad" tell it to Satan in hell you monster
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I love when I get the news that matters.
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It is unfortunately too late for me to get a pair of custom oversized sweatpants with Sean Duffy’s face on the ass in time for our trip.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Sorry, I can’t make it to that thing next week because I will be at Disney World etc. with my husband and kids, having the time of our lives.

Getting soooo excited. Might start packing.
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Me, logging on every morning.
Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Goddamit.
We don't see what the big deal is about the poem.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just got back from seeing Wicked with my nerd children. Hopefully I didn’t miss anything weird or disgusting.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Jeeves, fetch me the eye bleach immediately.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooo
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Very sad that these farmed birds never had a chance to be eaten. RIP.
Ostrich Convoy leader Jim Kerr (aka "Poppa Bubbles") delivers an emotional eulogy for the flock of dead ostriches at Queens Park in Toronto this afternoon

Kerr broke down in tears before denouncing the Canadian Food Inspection Agency for "spreading blood-soaked hay all over the neighbour's lawn"
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Okay, I do not regret staying home because for my particular kids it became somewhat of a necessity. But I do laugh when people tell me that my skills at home will translate to the workplace. I’m pretty sure most employers have zero interest in testing that theory.
Women were led to believe that family management skills would be valued in the workplace & a resume gap wouldn't matter. Society should support paid maternity leave, flexibility, retirement plans that account for time away from work & family management skills. www.upworthy.com/gen-x-stay-a...
Many Gen X women were encouraged to be stay-at-home moms. Now, they say they were lied to.
"When you 'took a break' all those years ago, you gave it up."
www.upworthy.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Free Birth Society women are the absolute worst kind of grifters.

But I will say this - criticizing people who want a less medical birth is how we ended up with FBS in the first place. A healthy baby is what is most important, but babies do better when the birthing parent does better.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Almost forgot about the Ostrich Convoy because it’s been such a day.
In case you’re wondering:

The key people behind tomorrow’s planned nationwide Ostrich Convoy include an aging Burning Man attendee who drives a psychedelic school bus called the “Church of Bubbles” and a Dutch-born Gen Z social media marketer who imports maple syrup to Utrecht, Netherlands
Leaders of Canada’s Newest Convoy Worry Police Are Trying to Sabotage a Nationwide Protest Avenging a Flock of Dead Ostriches
Convoy organizers say they are at ‘war’ with the federal government, but insist they will remain ‘peaceful’
pressprogress.ca
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM