Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social
"food-motivated but still kind of uptight" Probably a human being. Former NJ vol fire chief. RA, SLE, POTS. Happy Color Profiteer
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
I love watching a bit of the WCBS-NY 11 pm news because they feel obligated to cover Luis Mangione's pretrial hearings and, yes, he does look good even in the sketches
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I love watching a bit of the WCBS-NY 11 pm news because they feel obligated to cover Luis Mangione's pretrial hearings and, yes, he does look good even in the sketches
After a week stuck in my house between snow and really low temps, I am going to run SO MANY ERRANDS the next 3 days, my body better cooperate
December 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
After a week stuck in my house between snow and really low temps, I am going to run SO MANY ERRANDS the next 3 days, my body better cooperate
It only took me 3 weeks, buying an electric carving knife, opening those cuts with a manual bread knife and various applications of a needle-nose pliers, including plucking them out one-by-one, but I defeated the THC gummy container that told you to squeeze the fucking sides l
December 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It only took me 3 weeks, buying an electric carving knife, opening those cuts with a manual bread knife and various applications of a needle-nose pliers, including plucking them out one-by-one, but I defeated the THC gummy container that told you to squeeze the fucking sides l
I just saw a casserole topped with latkes and I may need to try this next year (the body was a very tomato sauce heavy brisket so a big no on that, I do not want hives, but... maybe a ground beef in a white sauce (I'm not Jewish it's fine)
December 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I just saw a casserole topped with latkes and I may need to try this next year (the body was a very tomato sauce heavy brisket so a big no on that, I do not want hives, but... maybe a ground beef in a white sauce (I'm not Jewish it's fine)
NYT has a sponsored "year in games" for their game subscribers and I got 5 clicks in without getting ANY information and was like, not worth it, not remotely worth it (AND I PAY YOU)
December 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
NYT has a sponsored "year in games" for their game subscribers and I got 5 clicks in without getting ANY information and was like, not worth it, not remotely worth it (AND I PAY YOU)
This is weird, Entertainment Tonight is doing a 30th anniversary interview for The Drew Carey, and they seem to have edited out the existence of Christa Miller and Craig Ferguson? Like, what the hell? They mention Steve Buscemi had a guest role, but Christa and Craig, just false memories for us?
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is weird, Entertainment Tonight is doing a 30th anniversary interview for The Drew Carey, and they seem to have edited out the existence of Christa Miller and Craig Ferguson? Like, what the hell? They mention Steve Buscemi had a guest role, but Christa and Craig, just false memories for us?
I really appreciate when apps buy ads in other apps to run banners that say NO ANNOYING ADS
Fuck you
Fuck you
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I really appreciate when apps buy ads in other apps to run banners that say NO ANNOYING ADS
Fuck you
Fuck you
lol I kept expecting it to pause and say, "Good lord, shut up, dude" www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
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December 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
lol I kept expecting it to pause and say, "Good lord, shut up, dude" www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
Okay, tonight's Dick Wolf's FBI is almost as ridiculous as the real FBI (and apparently Tom Ellis is going to be in the CIA spinoff so now I have to watch it too, damnit)
December 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Okay, tonight's Dick Wolf's FBI is almost as ridiculous as the real FBI (and apparently Tom Ellis is going to be in the CIA spinoff so now I have to watch it too, damnit)
There is a big argument in AITA right now because the OP (man) keeps leaving time on the microwave and not zeroing it out and it's driving his partner insane, and so far not one person has suggested PUTTING IN THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF TIME YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
There is a big argument in AITA right now because the OP (man) keeps leaving time on the microwave and not zeroing it out and it's driving his partner insane, and so far not one person has suggested PUTTING IN THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF TIME YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS
lol I see Madame Blanc's holiday special is just an escape room
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
lol I see Madame Blanc's holiday special is just an escape room
Ooh, Acorn has up Episode 2 of S25 of Midsomer (which seems to be about Bowls) and also Part 1 of The Madame Blanc Xmas special
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ooh, Acorn has up Episode 2 of S25 of Midsomer (which seems to be about Bowls) and also Part 1 of The Madame Blanc Xmas special
Rewatching The Sure Thing, and while it is very white and very straight, it mostly takes those 80s movie tropes about women and sex and blows them up, it's the whole point of the movie
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Rewatching The Sure Thing, and while it is very white and very straight, it mostly takes those 80s movie tropes about women and sex and blows them up, it's the whole point of the movie
The Sure Thing is a wonderful movie and a nice tribute to It Happened One Night; I do hope it becomes available
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The Sure Thing is a wonderful movie and a nice tribute to It Happened One Night; I do hope it becomes available
It's weird, if you Google Rob Reiner right now, it gives today's date for his death, as does his wiki, while actual media hasn't ID'd him yet.
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's weird, if you Google Rob Reiner right now, it gives today's date for his death, as does his wiki, while actual media hasn't ID'd him yet.
Sure it's been 15 years but I think it's more that clothes from 100 years ago are just more flattering on Rob James Collier than modern fashion (Thomas from Downton, now playing a cop on Cooper & Fry)
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Sure it's been 15 years but I think it's more that clothes from 100 years ago are just more flattering on Rob James Collier than modern fashion (Thomas from Downton, now playing a cop on Cooper & Fry)
So The Good Ship Murder S2 ended on a cliffhanger that Jack might be fired, but they are doing a Christmas special, so I wonder if they will resolve that, or do a time jump, or kill Santa again, or all three
December 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So The Good Ship Murder S2 ended on a cliffhanger that Jack might be fired, but they are doing a Christmas special, so I wonder if they will resolve that, or do a time jump, or kill Santa again, or all three
I might be a jinx so I am going back to my Whitstable Pearl rewatch and checking ESPN
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I might be a jinx so I am going back to my Whitstable Pearl rewatch and checking ESPN
Today's Packer helmets look like they picked up a case of white helmets at Dick's in the way from the airport and just quickly stuck stickers on them as players got put in
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Today's Packer helmets look like they picked up a case of white helmets at Dick's in the way from the airport and just quickly stuck stickers on them as players got put in
Could the CBS announcers be slightly less in the tank for Denver? That was embarrassing
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Could the CBS announcers be slightly less in the tank for Denver? That was embarrassing
Thinking about how when I was a kid in the late 60s/early 70s, most of our kids' Christmas shows were made by people who had lived through the Depression and war rationing then started doing heavy drugs, so all the stories were about how Xmas was cancelled/stolen, with a trippy musical interlude
December 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Thinking about how when I was a kid in the late 60s/early 70s, most of our kids' Christmas shows were made by people who had lived through the Depression and war rationing then started doing heavy drugs, so all the stories were about how Xmas was cancelled/stolen, with a trippy musical interlude
I know I should save it for the 7th night, but I am watching Round and Round right now
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I know I should save it for the 7th night, but I am watching Round and Round right now
My thoughts on S2 of Return to Paradise: the guy who plays Glen is super hot, but his character is too good for DI Cluck, and not good enough for Daisy. Justice for Daisy.
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My thoughts on S2 of Return to Paradise: the guy who plays Glen is super hot, but his character is too good for DI Cluck, and not good enough for Daisy. Justice for Daisy.
This sounds AWFUL and I will of course have to find a way to watch it www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
Two top Hollywood stars confirmed for Celebrity Gogglebox charity special
Kieran Culkin and Josh Hartnett will be joining the beloved Channel 4 show to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer
www.the-independent.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This sounds AWFUL and I will of course have to find a way to watch it www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...