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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social
"food-motivated but still kind of uptight" Probably a human being. Former NJ vol fire chief. RA, SLE, POTS. Happy Color Profiteer
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
lol, someone posted a description of an old show hoping for a crowd sourced ID from actual people, and every single reply is some doofus who plugged that description verbatim into AI/ChatGPT and came up with the (same) WRONG ANSWER, and the poor OP has to keep saying, sorry, no, not even close.
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@eboldy.bsky.social I found a 2L of the 7Up Shirley Temple soda at the dollar store so I am sampling it here and while I am not sure I will seek it out again, it DOES taste strongly of maraschino cherries (it actually tastes like a mocktail vs a Cherry 7Up, it's freaky)
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Got the Black Friday deals on AMC+ yesterday and decided to do the package deal with MGM+ for a few cents more not know what I'd watch, but it turns out Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (the Gary Old man version) is on MGM+ so yay me
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My family member who for medical reasons can't have normal coffee has done much experimenting with half-cafs and low acid stuff (she hates most decaf) so she gave that mushroom "coffee" a try and has ruled it "nasty" (and I believe her)
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Dear Netflix: it is Thanskgiving weekend in the US. Of course I am fucking traveling. Stop asking. btw, I am also still watching. I will always be still watching. You do not get to charge me obscene amounts of money then act like my parent.
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The answer for 8D in the Sat xword is clearly HOAGIES and I do not care that the across answers make that seem not true
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I was trying to figure out why these people who were clearly in a California park were doing a Revolutionary War reenactment, then the show reminded this show is supposedly set in Boston, as they tell us a lot but never really show us at all, certainly not with the plants.
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I just need to say this before everything gets buried in holiday stuff: Situationship is a horrible word. It doesn't mean anything but a relationship where one or both of you is probably cheating. Also, don't say you are "talking" to someone if you are actually fucking. Stop being a wuss.
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The AC Casinos now have gambling apps that people can put on their phones (may be NJ only) and this ad from Borgata had a Jersey woman pretending to set up an entire casino in her house, and I get what they were going for, but underneath in big letters were GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL XXX
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I am weak. Amazon had a really cheap Black Friday price (less than $6 for two months) package for AMC+ & MGM+

So yes I am watching that new Anne Rice series starring Elizabeth McGovern with white hair.

I am weak.
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Reading an imdb bio of a British actor who was a big tv star in the 70s (he died in 2009) and some serious shade slipped into his trivia page because someone declared it was "interesting" that he was 7 years and 1 week younger than his father-in-law. Yow.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
The police chief in this Hallmark movie just yelled at a detective for arresting a "content creator" on weak evidence because he will surely post about it, and that's how I know this was written by a Canadian
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Pour one out for the combination Ramada/Hooters in Flemington
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
She changed her last name to Horyn. And chose to use the middle initial B. (Her maiden starts with a W). She had a free chance to change her name and she kept Iwona and added B. Horyn. That was all her.
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
BBC is also doing a New Year's Here We Go special, but I keep coming back to them doing a special Christmas episode of The Night Manager (Santa: International Terrorist) (I KNEW IT)
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I appreciate in the new Maigret that his wife has his name in her cell phone as just "Maigret"
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ooh, S1 of Harry Wild is free on Prime this week, that is the Jane Seymour led cozy mystery series set in Ireland (all 4 seasons are on Acorn). They also now have Rosemary & Thyme and The Mallorca Files (were Britbox exclusives). They also seem to have Slow Horses for free (again, just for a week)
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My neighbor has a dog he got as a puppy about 3 years ago, and since he was a pup, he's had a bell on his collar that sounded like a cowbell. Loud, annoying, but I was mostly used to it. Now he seems have changed the bell out for one that sounds like the sound effect they use for tv magic
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Okay, Amazon and Roku are doing super discounts on a couple months of various premium channels. If you want my recommendations for Britbox, Acorn, PBS Masterpiece, Hallmark + and possibly others, feel free to hit me up (I lean toward mysteries, preferably light, and a few Britcoms)
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Every single year around this time, I take advantage of the Amazon Black Friday deals on Prime Video Channels/subscriptions. Does their algorithm ever remember and push this years at me? OF COURSE NOT, it's 17 clicks and then they try to sell me an Oura ring for $2 off
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Someday I will watch a new episode of Bob's Burgers and not getting immediately distracted and forgetting there are almost always visual jokes in the opening credits and then having to rewind it 2 minutes after I start it, but that will not be today
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
fyi, The Harder They Come, the Jimmy Cliff 1973 movie, is available to watch free on The Roku Channel (also Pluto and Hoopla and Kanopy, but oddly not Tubi)
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"recovery sneakers"

NO
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
New one for the Wawa parking lot: like a normal person, I park perpendicular to the building (back or front, mostly back), two dudes in MAGA trucks decided to back into spaces on the end and leave their LED lights on, blinding everyone coming in, while they went for hoagies. Death penalty.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"Annette Figueroa tells you why she says, 'This one is for real'"
Annette Figueroa: "This one is for real!"

Burn in hell, all of you.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM