Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social
"food-motivated but still kind of uptight" Probably a human being. Former NJ vol fire chief. RA, SLE, POTS. Happy Color Profiteer
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
There was an old Ancestry ad where this person had discovered their grandfather immigrated from "Eastern Europe" in the mid 40s then completely changed his identity and went into hiding in literally the hills for decade and the Ancestry person was THRILLED and I was like
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December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
There was an old Ancestry ad where this person had discovered their grandfather immigrated from "Eastern Europe" in the mid 40s then completely changed his identity and went into hiding in literally the hills for decade and the Ancestry person was THRILLED and I was like
They think Love, Actually, the least romantic romcom ever, is a Christmas movie, so yes they can be disregarded
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They think Love, Actually, the least romantic romcom ever, is a Christmas movie, so yes they can be disregarded
Stupid Raynauds
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Stupid Raynauds
That's why it has 57 tubs, because you get so dirty tunneling in
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
That's why it has 57 tubs, because you get so dirty tunneling in
I was staying with family this weekend, and every time I used the guest bathroom, which is down the hall, the toilet lid would be down, when I know I left it up. I took this not as a passive-aggressive message the lid should be down, and instead decided their house was haunted.
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I was staying with family this weekend, and every time I used the guest bathroom, which is down the hall, the toilet lid would be down, when I know I left it up. I took this not as a passive-aggressive message the lid should be down, and instead decided their house was haunted.
They do make little coil springy things that help with that (ff standard hose lengths are 50' and 100' , this is why I hate kinks)
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
They do make little coil springy things that help with that (ff standard hose lengths are 50' and 100' , this is why I hate kinks)
On the plus side, that was 18ish months ago and I weirdly have way less floaters now
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
On the plus side, that was 18ish months ago and I weirdly have way less floaters now
Yes, it cost me hours and $100 to find out my eyes are just... old.
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Yes, it cost me hours and $100 to find out my eyes are just... old.
I had floaters like that and they made me go to ER (it was just floaters). The danger when you get black spots is retinal detachment and yeah that needs immediate treatment. IF that’s what it is
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I had floaters like that and they made me go to ER (it was just floaters). The danger when you get black spots is retinal detachment and yeah that needs immediate treatment. IF that’s what it is
Luckily if you gotta pee they have you covered. Did a toilet draw this plan?
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Luckily if you gotta pee they have you covered. Did a toilet draw this plan?
March comes in like a lion and also out like a lion. "Spring is here" Upper Midwesterner: "Fuck you and burn in hell"
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
March comes in like a lion and also out like a lion. "Spring is here" Upper Midwesterner: "Fuck you and burn in hell"
One thing I live about having moved to NJ/PA is that we still get snow and winters, but unlike when I lived in WI, it is mostly done by the end of February, right about the time as a child I used to start screaming and forgot what grass looked like
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
One thing I live about having moved to NJ/PA is that we still get snow and winters, but unlike when I lived in WI, it is mostly done by the end of February, right about the time as a child I used to start screaming and forgot what grass looked like
Fingers crossed you work your magic again, H
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Fingers crossed you work your magic again, H
Yes, Mike, what could this Gabby chick know about gun violence
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Yes, Mike, what could this Gabby chick know about gun violence
I do think if you go that route, do something like that thing I ordered, pour the powder into a dish or equivalent and use a big brush or puff to apply it rather than creating a powder cloud like my silly teen self did
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I do think if you go that route, do something like that thing I ordered, pour the powder into a dish or equivalent and use a big brush or puff to apply it rather than creating a powder cloud like my silly teen self did
And all the men of America wept
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
And all the men of America wept
I do remember reading a hack about using baby powder on your hair between cleaning when I was a teen, probably in Seventeen magazine. I vaguely recall trying it a couple times and it making a HUGE mess cause I tried to shake it right on my head (don't do that)
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I do remember reading a hack about using baby powder on your hair between cleaning when I was a teen, probably in Seventeen magazine. I vaguely recall trying it a couple times and it making a HUGE mess cause I tried to shake it right on my head (don't do that)
I am visiting my fam in South Jersey and was given the option of leaving tonight or waiting until tomorrow to run back up to the Poconos (no job or school) and I was like, yes, Monday sounds just fine to me
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I am visiting my fam in South Jersey and was given the option of leaving tonight or waiting until tomorrow to run back up to the Poconos (no job or school) and I was like, yes, Monday sounds just fine to me
Meryl has two daughters who really got her gift for acting. Sadly, she has three.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Meryl has two daughters who really got her gift for acting. Sadly, she has three.
I also can do some scents not other, the closer it is to floral the less likely I can tolerate it (vanilla, cinnamon, honey, fine)
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I also can do some scents not other, the closer it is to floral the less likely I can tolerate it (vanilla, cinnamon, honey, fine)
It's coming with my subscribe and save so not till New Years, but I absolutely will
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It's coming with my subscribe and save so not till New Years, but I absolutely will
It drives me nuts when products say they are hypo-allergenic and then have a scent that triggers my allergies (see also food that doesn't mention it contains stevia)
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It drives me nuts when products say they are hypo-allergenic and then have a scent that triggers my allergies (see also food that doesn't mention it contains stevia)
You inspired me to order this unscented blotty thing, we shall see www.amazon.com/dp/B09PBCB7L...
Amazon.com: I DEW CARE Tap Secret Dry Shampoo Powder with Biotin - Tap Secret Original | Strengthening & Volumizing, Refillable, Travel size, Non-aerosol, Brunette, Korean Ginseng, Stocking Stuffers, ...
Amazon.com: I DEW CARE Tap Secret Dry Shampoo Powder with Biotin - Tap Secret Original | Strengthening & Volumizing, Refillable, Travel size, Non-aerosol, Brunette, Korean Ginseng, Stocking Stuffers, ...
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December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You inspired me to order this unscented blotty thing, we shall see www.amazon.com/dp/B09PBCB7L...