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Abolish ICE is the absolute minimum acceptable policy.
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Abolish ICE is the absolute minimum acceptable policy.
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Not mine. Not good. But…
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Not mine. Not good. But…
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Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
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"Teenage Wasteland" is maybe the best two-word phrase in rock history and frickin Pete Townshend had to name the song "Baba O'Riley"
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"Teenage Wasteland" is maybe the best two-word phrase in rock history and frickin Pete Townshend had to name the song "Baba O'Riley"
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Brave Sir Bobby ran away, bravely ran away away
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Brave Sir Bobby ran away, bravely ran away away
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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My wife once learned she was the secret love child of Ina Garten and Danny DeVito and she felt really insecure about it, so I assured her, “Ina Garten/Devito Baby, don’t you know that I love you?”
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My wife once learned she was the secret love child of Ina Garten and Danny DeVito and she felt really insecure about it, so I assured her, “Ina Garten/Devito Baby, don’t you know that I love you?”
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after living through the dotcom bubble and bust and the mortgage bubble and bust the ai/data center stuff sure smells familiar
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
after living through the dotcom bubble and bust and the mortgage bubble and bust the ai/data center stuff sure smells familiar
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Guy who signs up for Peacock to watch the NBA, falls in love with the first two seasons of Girls 5EVA on non-NBA nights, and then righteously cancels Peacock when he finds out they didn't pick up the third season.
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Guy who signs up for Peacock to watch the NBA, falls in love with the first two seasons of Girls 5EVA on non-NBA nights, and then righteously cancels Peacock when he finds out they didn't pick up the third season.
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
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“Sir, nobody is buying these John Adams costumes!”
“Ok. Here’s what we’re gonna do. Call ‘em plus size Jeffersons.”
“Ok. Here’s what we’re gonna do. Call ‘em plus size Jeffersons.”
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Sir, nobody is buying these John Adams costumes!”
“Ok. Here’s what we’re gonna do. Call ‘em plus size Jeffersons.”
“Ok. Here’s what we’re gonna do. Call ‘em plus size Jeffersons.”
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It’s actually on Chicago’s South Side. I haven’t see any news about a project like this in Central Illinois.
October 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It’s actually on Chicago’s South Side. I haven’t see any news about a project like this in Central Illinois.
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Also fuck you Texas for doing this, invading another state with armed troops; lone star Republic my ass
October 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Also fuck you Texas for doing this, invading another state with armed troops; lone star Republic my ass
Paulina St.
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Paulina St.
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durbin underrated as one of the worst mcclellan democrats in the senate
good lord, dick durbin wants democrats to give up their only remaining leverage this year for an *informal commitment* from republicans. www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
September 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
durbin underrated as one of the worst mcclellan democrats in the senate
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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
youtu.be
September 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I have read enough of these delightful @christhompson.bsky.social and @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social bake posts I knew immediately how pissed they’d be when the Bread Week challenge was revealed
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September 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I have read enough of these delightful @christhompson.bsky.social and @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social bake posts I knew immediately how pissed they’d be when the Bread Week challenge was revealed
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Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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I'm going to be highly sacrilegious and say that Batman has more practice driving motorised vehicles.
In Tagalog, an equivalent phrase to "Jesus take the wheel" (for leaving things to fate) is "leave it all to Batman" (Bahala na si Batman)
September 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'm going to be highly sacrilegious and say that Batman has more practice driving motorised vehicles.
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Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania