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Aoife “Fe” Baker
@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social
Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. AFF semifinalist 2025. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem.
Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks
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My general advice to the world at this juncture: don’t be sad, be angry. Sadness is inertia, anger is action. Start shit. With your HOA, the postmaster for your zip code, the shitty Instacart shopper, the neighbor who doesn’t pick up their dog shit. Or seize the means of production. IDC.
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Very into this series from @coyotemedia.org that looks at the individual stories of unhoused people rather than viewing 'homelessness' as an abstract, dehumanized issue!
Homeless to Housed: Larry's Story
Housing can offer more stability than many realize — to get sober, save money, find a purpose, and fall in love.
www.coyotemedia.org
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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This is inhumane
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏

The rules are simple 🌟

You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:

youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
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December 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Stupid morning people and your stupid beautiful views.
(It’s noon already. Fight me.)
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
What a sentence. Man, I love living in the age of The Internet.
The finest minds at the Hollywood Reporter trying to Surf Dracula the gay hockey show
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@gregmachlin.bsky.social you know what Monday is, right?
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
#styffmymomsends is back. My mother showed me this earlier today while I was on the phone with Greg and I was laughing so hard I nearly died.
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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It's Small Business Saturday!

Get 30% off all Erin Hanson Prints and Replicas through Monday.

Don't miss the biggest sale of the year!

Pictured: Christmas Snow
www.erinhanson.com/portfolio/ch...

#christmas #dailyart #smallbusiness #womanartist #impressionist #painting #art #artsale🎨
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I WOULD DIE FOR THEM
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Drawtober day 22, 23, 24 & 25
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is Dragonball erasure.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 4d
The Monkey King, a rebellious 16th-century Chinese superhero, is finally breaking into the U.S. through Netflix films, blockbuster video games, and a sold-out San Francisco Opera production. n.pr/4rov9hl
A 400-year-old kung fu-fighting monkey is finally having his American moment
The Monkey King, a rebellious 16th-century Chinese superhero, is finally breaking into the U.S. through Netflix films, blockbuster video games, and a sold-out San Francisco Opera production.
n.pr
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Once again thinking about just buying a tattoo gun and becoming a menace…
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Anaconda (crossing the road in Mexico, stopping traffic)
Moose
Tiger shark
Frogfish
Peacock

The fish list could get very, very long because I’ve been diving since I was 14.
Armadillo
Owl
Deer
Coyote
Tarantula

Bonus deadly venomous critters: cottonmouth, copperhead, black widow

yes i grew up in texas
Coyote
Moose
Bear
Hammerhead shark
Sea lion
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Queer-coded transit news: the M train is taking over some of the F train’s service and the F train is taking some of the M train’s service. So, put simply, F to M and M to F.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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What are you top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

Time loop they can't quite get right
Time loop they can't quite get right
Time loop they can't quite get right
Metafictional madness
Oh thank god finally got the time loop right
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Quirky assassin romantic comedy
-Legal case about a piece of art
-Action movie but for the female gaze
-Modern Classics Adaptation with messy teens and a female lead
-Surprise! it’s gay!
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—

Le Tigre
Heart and Joan Jett
The Who
Guster (private concert on a roof)
Junior Senior
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—

John Williams
Pete Townshend
They Might Be Giants
The B-52s
The Smithereens
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m having a mild allergic reaction to god-knows-what and though I need to be getting ready for work I just want to sleep it off instead.
Why, adulthood, why?
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Would you like help with that?
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Me: I need to own fewer clothes, I have every garment I could ever reasonably need to survive.
Also me: okay, but I definitely need to buy this wide-legged Rosie the Riveter chambray jumpsuit and wool floor-length Morticia Addams winter coat.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
ugh...someone help me remember where this scene is from:
Someone who usually has their hair pulled back has let it down, and someone else is freaked out, probably very high (I don't remember). I think the hair-owner may have been male.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM