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Aoife “Fe” Baker
@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social
Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. AFF semifinalist 2025. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem.
Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks
Finch (the mental health/to-do list app) wanted to reach out and connect me with my contacts who also use it.
I said yes.
It then offered to connect me with Julia and her pet, but DID NOT TELL ME WHICH JULIA and dear god there are so many Julias in my life I really hadn’t noticed before how many…
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
One of the upsides to the let’s-reboot-everything mentality is the adaptations where the characters know of the original source material.
The new Matlock basing her name on Matlock is my favorite, but the recent Lupin is also great.
Easy A might count or it might not, but I love it regardless.
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I truly cannot fathom not liking simps. Both in real life and in fiction.
You’re telling me you want to read a romance novel to experience an idealized kind of love with a largely perfect ML, but the guy should barely tolerate his partner? Why would you idealize that?!
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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I forgot to mention, St Munditia is the patron saint of single women and spinsters, good for her..!
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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In the same church I thought this badass cherub was playing hockey with golden skulls, but I think it's meant to be a scythe...
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Within an hour of arriving in Munich I stumbled upon the bejewelled skeleton of Saint Munditia clutching a goblet filled with dried blood, martyred in 310 AD, beheaded with a hatchet. Standard...
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
New glasses, new silly inscription
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Oh look it's almost like we said this would happen
O'Hara: "There's folks that are masked, they may be kidnapping people. We have had those reports. The community should know that if you see something like that, you should call 911. Let's not forget -- we very recently had tragedy in this state by someone who was purporting to be law enforcement."
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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“I think lots of people are faking being disabled”

Well I think you’re faking not being a rancid bitch if you believe that so now what
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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My general advice to the world at this juncture: don’t be sad, be angry. Sadness is inertia, anger is action. Start shit. With your HOA, the postmaster for your zip code, the shitty Instacart shopper, the neighbor who doesn’t pick up their dog shit. Or seize the means of production. IDC.
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Very into this series from @coyotemedia.org that looks at the individual stories of unhoused people rather than viewing 'homelessness' as an abstract, dehumanized issue!
Homeless to Housed: Larry's Story
Housing can offer more stability than many realize — to get sober, save money, find a purpose, and fall in love.
www.coyotemedia.org
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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This is inhumane
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏

The rules are simple 🌟

You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:

youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
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December 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Stupid morning people and your stupid beautiful views.
(It’s noon already. Fight me.)
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
What a sentence. Man, I love living in the age of The Internet.
The finest minds at the Hollywood Reporter trying to Surf Dracula the gay hockey show
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@gregmachlin.bsky.social you know what Monday is, right?
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
#styffmymomsends is back. My mother showed me this earlier today while I was on the phone with Greg and I was laughing so hard I nearly died.
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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It's Small Business Saturday!

Get 30% off all Erin Hanson Prints and Replicas through Monday.

Don't miss the biggest sale of the year!

Pictured: Christmas Snow
www.erinhanson.com/portfolio/ch...

#christmas #dailyart #smallbusiness #womanartist #impressionist #painting #art #artsale🎨
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I WOULD DIE FOR THEM
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Drawtober day 22, 23, 24 & 25
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is Dragonball erasure.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 5d
The Monkey King, a rebellious 16th-century Chinese superhero, is finally breaking into the U.S. through Netflix films, blockbuster video games, and a sold-out San Francisco Opera production. n.pr/4rov9hl
A 400-year-old kung fu-fighting monkey is finally having his American moment
The Monkey King, a rebellious 16th-century Chinese superhero, is finally breaking into the U.S. through Netflix films, blockbuster video games, and a sold-out San Francisco Opera production.
n.pr
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Once again thinking about just buying a tattoo gun and becoming a menace…
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Anaconda (crossing the road in Mexico, stopping traffic)
Moose
Tiger shark
Frogfish
Peacock

The fish list could get very, very long because I’ve been diving since I was 14.
Armadillo
Owl
Deer
Coyote
Tarantula

Bonus deadly venomous critters: cottonmouth, copperhead, black widow

yes i grew up in texas
Coyote
Moose
Bear
Hammerhead shark
Sea lion
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 AM