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Sheo

@sheologian.bsky.social

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Raleigh-ish, NC. I’ll procrastinate later.

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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · Dec 3

She thinks she missed the train to Mars
She’s out back spittin bars

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 8h

I have had the Panasonic Nanoe Hair Dryer w/ Oscillating Nozzle for 3.5 years now and am a big fan. I use my Hot Tools Blow Dryer Bush as often if not more, though, and it gives unbelievable shine and volume at a low $39.99

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 8h

Yup.

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 9h

Vibe boning

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 9h

PT for repetitive wrist injuries is going to skyrocket oner the Christmas holiday

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 20h

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 9h

“Lost”

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 9h

Please. He would be inconsolable if they stopped making his brand of mousse.

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 11h

Consume excrement hastily

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 12h

Fig newtons are my favorite, too

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 12h

Ha ha he is! Usually talking about football or making inappropriate comments

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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 12h

Sure, honey

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 12h

I won’t do it ❤️

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 12h

I don’t know that anyone that donates a tome of John Updike that’s over 500 pages wants to “bring joy” but I take your point

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 12h

Last week I had a few minutes and scored 3 really dope books at Goodwill for less than 4 dollars and was excited because a cerebral person of taste had donated but now I just wondered what if they DIED and I was HAPPY about it like an ASSHOLE

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 12h

She… literally said that

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 12h

The peanut butter jelly time off is my absolute favorite

No matter how many times I watch it, it makes me howl

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 12h

Being all right with kids dying because of where they live makes you the wrong kind of person, full stop

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 12h

“Don’t you dare fucking do it” I hiss to myself as some mysterious and absurdly strong force wants me to add these mom and son matching sweaters that say “pumpkin” and “spice” on them to my cart as though living in the suburbs wasn’t white enough

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 13h

She says she doesn’t give a fuck about the kids in red states and those kids don’t vote so

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 14h

I’ve never engaged him. He prickishly QT me with some bullshit and is acting like a wounded bird about it

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 14h

I honked like an annoyed goose

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 15h

Disproportionally they do.

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Matt @mattmurph24.bsky.social · 19h

Trump is a mass murdering war criminal.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Trump announces another strike "just off the Coast of Venezuela" that killed 6 people

Under my Standing Authorities as Commander-in-Chief, this morning, the Secretary of War, ordered a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel affiliated with a Designated Terrorist Organization (DTO) conducting narcotrafficking in the USSOUTHCOM area of responsibility — just off the Coast of Venezuela. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was trafficking narcotics, was associated with illicit narcoterrorist networks, and was transiting along a known DTO route. The strike was conducted in International Waters, and six male narcoterrorists aboard the vessel were killed in the strike. No U.S. Forces were harmed. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!!

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19h

Rest now, bitch face. We have much work yet to do

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 20h

I wouldn’t call it a special interest per se but sometimes when I have a break I google “sovereign citizen lawsuit” and search for results within the last year and it always makes me feel really well-adjusted the more I read

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 20h

He’s such an irritant he should come with several brightly colored warnings