Sheo
@sheologian.bsky.social
Raleigh-ish, NC.
I’ll procrastinate later.
I’ll procrastinate later.
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Sheo
@sheologian.bsky.social
· Dec 3
She thinks she missed the train to Mars
She’s out back spittin bars
She’s out back spittin bars
Just saw Louis C.K. has a book coming out which led me to ask myself: if Woody Allen, Louis C.K., and Roman Polanski were on fire and I had enough water to save one, who would I save, and the answer is that I would save none of them and be nice and hydrated.
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Just saw Louis C.K. has a book coming out which led me to ask myself: if Woody Allen, Louis C.K., and Roman Polanski were on fire and I had enough water to save one, who would I save, and the answer is that I would save none of them and be nice and hydrated.
I’m agog seeing people who actually believe this is about drugs. It’s the oil, dingus.
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I’m agog seeing people who actually believe this is about drugs. It’s the oil, dingus.
This decrepit corn cob is going to start a conflict if not a war with Venezuela to distract from Hegseth, isn’t he.
Jesus jam-making Christ.
Jesus jam-making Christ.
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This decrepit corn cob is going to start a conflict if not a war with Venezuela to distract from Hegseth, isn’t he.
Jesus jam-making Christ.
Jesus jam-making Christ.
Dude on here is on day 2 of flipping out because a reporter included the r word in his quoting of Trump, who used it.
Yeah no it’s actually important we accurately cite and name things here, even if a word offends you. Quote him exactly. Always call rape, rape. Always call murder, murder.
Yeah no it’s actually important we accurately cite and name things here, even if a word offends you. Quote him exactly. Always call rape, rape. Always call murder, murder.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Dude on here is on day 2 of flipping out because a reporter included the r word in his quoting of Trump, who used it.
Yeah no it’s actually important we accurately cite and name things here, even if a word offends you. Quote him exactly. Always call rape, rape. Always call murder, murder.
Yeah no it’s actually important we accurately cite and name things here, even if a word offends you. Quote him exactly. Always call rape, rape. Always call murder, murder.
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If anyone in or around Northeast Ohio (he’s currently near Akron) would be interested in helping this sweet pup out let me know!
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If anyone in or around Northeast Ohio (he’s currently near Akron) would be interested in helping this sweet pup out let me know!
Do you know how out of pocket you have to be for PAT MCCRORY to say you might have gone too far?
“Republicans had the upper hand on immigration, as long as they were going after the criminals and the gangs...
they’re losing the upper hand on that issue ... for the first time, immigration is maybe having a negative impact on my party.”
- Pat McCrory
Former Republican NC Gov
they’re losing the upper hand on that issue ... for the first time, immigration is maybe having a negative impact on my party.”
- Pat McCrory
Former Republican NC Gov
‘Is the price of doing this worth it?’: North Carolina Republicans worry about Trump immigration raids
The concerns surrounding Trump’s immigration clampdown in the Tar Heel state speak to a tension at the center of the president’s immigration agenda.
www.politico.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Do you know how out of pocket you have to be for PAT MCCRORY to say you might have gone too far?
Growing up evangelical, as a kid I was taught that I would one day stand before God and be shown a slideshow of my sins and though I have left that belief behind I do sometimes fear I’ll be shown a reel of some of my best (worst?) tweets and skeets and won’t be able to not laugh and will upset Jesus
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Growing up evangelical, as a kid I was taught that I would one day stand before God and be shown a slideshow of my sins and though I have left that belief behind I do sometimes fear I’ll be shown a reel of some of my best (worst?) tweets and skeets and won’t be able to not laugh and will upset Jesus
The Monday after Black Friday should be Blue Monday, and therapy should be half off
“Tell me now, how does it feel”
*new wave dancing ensues*
“Tell me now, how does it feel”
*new wave dancing ensues*
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Monday after Black Friday should be Blue Monday, and therapy should be half off
“Tell me now, how does it feel”
*new wave dancing ensues*
“Tell me now, how does it feel”
*new wave dancing ensues*
The only thing I hoard is grudges
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The only thing I hoard is grudges
Since you asked (no one asked) Mockingbird is the best song Eminem ever made
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Since you asked (no one asked) Mockingbird is the best song Eminem ever made
I’m thankful for at least half of you.
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m thankful for at least half of you.
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving
You don’t have to “work off” your Thanksgiving meal. It’s one of the more insidious and widely used phrases people say; even people who care a lot about diet culture.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You don’t have to “work off” your Thanksgiving meal. It’s one of the more insidious and widely used phrases people say; even people who care a lot about diet culture.
I’m afraid I need to go for an endometriosis rule-in/rule-out. Since having a kid my period cramps and digestive cramps are so bad i can’t get out of bed some days. I’m missing Thanksgiving! 🥲
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’m afraid I need to go for an endometriosis rule-in/rule-out. Since having a kid my period cramps and digestive cramps are so bad i can’t get out of bed some days. I’m missing Thanksgiving! 🥲
Weeo says nite nite everybuddy
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Weeo says nite nite everybuddy
A few years ago I watched Thirtysomething the week of Thanksgiving and
1. It’s really good and
2. I found myself so jealous of them being young adults with no cell phones
1. It’s really good and
2. I found myself so jealous of them being young adults with no cell phones
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A few years ago I watched Thirtysomething the week of Thanksgiving and
1. It’s really good and
2. I found myself so jealous of them being young adults with no cell phones
1. It’s really good and
2. I found myself so jealous of them being young adults with no cell phones
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Once when I was 16 or 17 on my way out the door my dad said “here’s $20” “for what?” “for the rest of your dress”
That came to mind immediately when I saw this
That came to mind immediately when I saw this
Interesting attire for a US Ambassador at a formal occasion.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Once when I was 16 or 17 on my way out the door my dad said “here’s $20” “for what?” “for the rest of your dress”
That came to mind immediately when I saw this
That came to mind immediately when I saw this
There is a TJMaxx app and a Marshall’s app. Right now there is a huge clearance. Money is tight all around, I know. I like using these apps because you can do in-store returns for free.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
There is a TJMaxx app and a Marshall’s app. Right now there is a huge clearance. Money is tight all around, I know. I like using these apps because you can do in-store returns for free.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
The last time I went to a mall was in 2013.
I have no intentions of ever going to one again.
I’m always taken aback when someone says they went to one recently. Wh-why??
I have no intentions of ever going to one again.
I’m always taken aback when someone says they went to one recently. Wh-why??
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The last time I went to a mall was in 2013.
I have no intentions of ever going to one again.
I’m always taken aback when someone says they went to one recently. Wh-why??
I have no intentions of ever going to one again.
I’m always taken aback when someone says they went to one recently. Wh-why??
I generally have no problem not kink shaming but I was once told by a couple of acquaintances (both white, this matters) that they enjoyed roleplaying where one was a pilgrim and I’ll let you figure out what the other was and…
No. I’m silently judging but I’m judging.
No. I’m silently judging but I’m judging.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I generally have no problem not kink shaming but I was once told by a couple of acquaintances (both white, this matters) that they enjoyed roleplaying where one was a pilgrim and I’ll let you figure out what the other was and…
No. I’m silently judging but I’m judging.
No. I’m silently judging but I’m judging.
License to ILL
Inter
Library
Loan
Inter
Library
Loan
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
License to ILL
Inter
Library
Loan
Inter
Library
Loan
Capitalist elite devalue all work. You gonna dine and dash every time you eat? Not pay your stylist? Or is it just art you devalue
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Capitalist elite devalue all work. You gonna dine and dash every time you eat? Not pay your stylist? Or is it just art you devalue
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That time I put The Boy's hair in a man bun, and texted a pic to @sheologian.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
That time I put The Boy's hair in a man bun, and texted a pic to @sheologian.bsky.social
Somebody go get Flint!
Flint 🐶
Adult male Golden Retriever mix
Adoptable from SPCA of Wake County (Raleigh, NC)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/flint-79669006/nc/raleigh/spca-of-wake-county-nc590/
Adult male Golden Retriever mix
Adoptable from SPCA of Wake County (Raleigh, NC)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/flint-79669006/nc/raleigh/spca-of-wake-county-nc590/
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Somebody go get Flint!
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roses are red
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
roses are red
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
the breakfast of champions is wheaties