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Aoife “Fe” Baker
@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social
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Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. AFF semifinalist 2025. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem.
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New glasses, new silly inscription
Photo of a white femme in warm layers wearing glasses that are clear around the lenses but neon yellow on the legs. A neon glasses-leg that says “smeghead” inside
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Stupid morning people and your stupid beautiful views.
(It’s noon already. Fight me.)
A dreamy bright morning with long shadows cast between two garages and some trash cans. There is moss growing on the driveway and a rolling compost bin in the backyard. The sky is too blue.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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1, 2, no 3. yes of course, 5 times. 4. Yes, but my grandmother was dying 5. Nope! Miscarriage only. 6. Yep, both as a help to a girl with a broken jaw and as the patient when my doctor over-prescribed me and I was super out of it. 7. No, but it’s the only US state I haven’t been to yet! 8. Yes, didn’t love it. I have tourist advice though! 9. Yes, meh. 10. Yes 11. Not yet, but my cousin keeps pushing me to visit. 12. Yes, loved Florence and the countryside. Got accidentally kidnapped my first night. 13. Yes, nowhere in the world smells better than Mexico after the rain. 14. Yes, fucking cold until you get way down in Baja. 15. Yes, perfect temperature for diving. 16. Yes, dive certified in Maine and dove the keys. 17. Nope 18. Nope 19. Honestly I’m not sure… I’ve been on set with them, and taken tiny sea places, so maybe? 20. Not unless a sunset cruise counts, being tapped on a boat with tourists is my nightmare. 21. All over the northeast and California.
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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#styffmymomsends is back. My mother showed me this earlier today while I was on the phone with Greg and I was laughing so hard I nearly died.
A screenshot of a fb post with the text “To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday: I’m sorry I kept referring to Fred’s liberally mayo’d oven-roasted chicken sub as a “Bukkake Special.” I’m sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. I’m extra sorry that this turn of events led to you practically yelling, “ETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?” in the middle of a crowded restaurant” above two photos of a Subway employee putting an absolutely ungodly amount of mayo on a sandwich. (Truly, bukkake film directors are looking at these photos and taking notes for how to improve theit craft.)
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I’m having a mild allergic reaction to god-knows-what and though I need to be getting ready for work I just want to sleep it off instead.
Why, adulthood, why?
Photo of a white femme with a nose ring and red spots on the face Photo of a white femme with a nose ring and red spots on the face
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Everyone is jealous of the Closet of Plenty until it’s time to fold the 3-drawers of knit shirts that are sorted by length and sleeve type into vertical folds…
Three wood drawers full of t-shirts that are folded and stacked vertically like books with their spines out.
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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I found photos of it online.
Nothing goes harder than this shirt.
photo of a blue kids' shirt that says "shark facts" and has 3 sharks depicted in sequins. photo of a blue kids' shirt that says "shark facts" and has 3 sharks depicted in sequins, but now it's their skeletons in white on black sequins.
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I'm as happy as anyone that there are so many great brushes and item packs to help comics artists these days, and yet...

Tell me you have no idea how garment closures work without telling me:
a cropped image from a Korean fantasy manhua in which a princess is wearing a dress that has a grommet-lacing detail (that doesn't go all the way to the top) under military touchache/hussar-frogging. To be clear: this is not physically possible. There's also an insane giant pendant over her belly for no reason.
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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My mother refused to allow me to buy myself this nihilistic headband.
Sure, headbands are uncomfortable.
But so is existence.
A photo of a black leather-gloved hand holding a black headband with the words “FINALLY OVER?” sticking up from it. A photo of a white blonde femme-ish human in a black hat and a black headband with the words “FINALLY OVER?” sticking up from it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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My mom just sent me this in preparation for me flying tomorrow night…
A blonde femme poses to adjust her hair while sitting on an airplane. Text says “the flight attendants just said mascs with straps will drop from the ceiling. Prayer emoji. Eyes looking emoji.”
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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The angel on my shoulder: No, I didn't say you COULDN'T fit all the flags onto one pair of shoes, just that you SHOULDN'T

The devil on my shoulder: Bet.
photo-renderings of platform converse sneakers with the bi flag, pan flag, gay flag, and trans flag all worked into panels, along with the words "QUEER AF" and "they/them" printed on the heels. photo-renderings of platform converse sneakers with the bi flag, pan flag, gay flag, and trans flag all worked into panels, along with the words "QUEER AF" and "they/them" printed on the heels. photo-renderings of platform converse sneakers with the trans flag as a gradient in the tongue photo-renderings of platform converse sneakers with the bi flag, pan flag, gay flag, and trans flag all worked into panels, along with the words "QUEER AF" and "they/them" printed on the heels.
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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two of the five restaurants by my gate are Dunkin Donii
a screenshot of a map that has 5 food-places, and two of those are Dunkin Donuts, almost next to each other.
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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the terror when you were on here less than 5 minutes ago and come back to the overlapping graphic...
the notification tab and bell icon has a blue "30+" bubble overlapping it
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Is it good for your body? No.
Is it good for the planet? Yes.
political slogan generator: The Rich FOR a balanced breakfast
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Why yes, these do fit as header banners...
political slogan generator: The Rich FOR Nom Noms political slogan generator: BOOOBS for SAPPHICS political slogan generator: SKELETONS for THE WAR political slogan generator: SO LONG, THANKS for ALL THE FISH
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I will not buy stuff to force my cat to match outfits with me.
I will not buy stuff to force my cat to match outfits with me.
I will not buy stuff to force my cat to match outfits with me...
a red plaid dress designed for a small dog a photo of a white poofy dog in a neon yellow/green 2-piece outfit that looks like a slutty Shein halloween costume of a Sexy Crossing Guard 2 amazon item listings for dog toys that look like tiny booze bottles. I am nothing if not self-aware. a photo of a small dog in a leather biker vest that says "sons of bitches" and "california"
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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The cat has voluntarily climbed into the kangaroo pocket of the giant fuzzy hoodie. This is not a drill.
A photo of an orange cat’s face sticking out of a navy fuzzy hoodie pocket A photo of an orange cat’s face sticking out of a navy fuzzy hoodie pocket A photo of an orange cat’s butt sticking out of a navy fuzzy hoodie pocket.
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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@trungles.com you're probably way ahead of me, but just in case you haven't read "I Fell Into A Situationship With The Vampire Count" I think you might really dig it. The art has the Mucha-hair, 90s-manga-nostalgia vibe that reads to me as very Trung-coded.
a page from the first chapter of "I Fell Into a Situationship With The Vampire Count" this page shows her meeting the vampire count and digging him. There are lots of stars and her Alphonse-Mucha-hair spreading down the page from where she's falling asleep and replaying their meeting in her mind. a page from the first chapter of "I Fell Into a Situationship With The Vampire Count" this page shows her tripping and the vampire count catching her, with lots of flowers and sparkles a page from the first chapter of "I Fell Into a Situationship With The Vampire Count" this page shows her terrible sister looking glowing and gorgeous with great hair and huge flowers, plus her smug evil face. a page from the first chapter of "I Fell Into a Situationship With The Vampire Count" this page shows the vampire count's head maid answering the door in a spooky manner. There are more hair swirls and roses, plus great vintage manga bubble kanji and shading.
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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He puts up with my bullshit
Phot of An orange cat sniffing the head of a white femme in blue skeleton makeup
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Did I ever post this lil cutie on here? My smol acrylic painting of a lesbian tarot party?
Very directly inspired by Morning Tea, a photo by Serge N. Kozintsev
a small acrylic painting of two women seen from above. One is wearing a large white dress that blooms out on the ground around her, the other is nude and sitting on the skirt of the dress. The dressed one holds. ablack fan and spreads out white cards. Together the dress, cards, fan, and the dark of the girls' hair creates the illusion of a human skull.
October 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Proof.
A white femme in a casual cranberry-colored jogger outfit holding bbq delivery in an elevator, but wearing a glam night makeup look.
October 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Flew into Austin for AFF. I really dig it here, and it’s gonna be hard to go back to how cold Maine is after Austin’s version of October.
View out of hotel room window of Austin downtown My badge for AFF with a picture of me and “Semifinalist: Black & Blues” A really cool pixel-tiled blue building, and a bit of Greg’s face Me on a plane wearing my one mask and looking out the window
October 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I took the spookiest panoramic photo of my life last week… you can see the exact moment that a cloud moved overhead, but it looks like Evil climbed out of a grave just then…
A pano photo of a cemetery, but 2/3 of the way through the photo everything turns dark and spooky, then goes back to normal.
October 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM