Could be worse.

You could have been planning to copy her eyebrow tattoos.

I’m working on convincing Greg to write a Count-of-Monte-Cristo-but-she’s-a-serial-killer script with me. Feel free to put pressure on him!

I agree, that’s why I said it might count or not. Some people would say it does, but the plot is… not the same.
Oh Brother I will give them points because of the sirens, but I definitely would say “inspired by” more than “based on.”

And he hasn’t even killed any kids yet, so he still has room to grow into his dad’s shoes!

I feel you. One of my favorite assassin romcoms was written by Max Landis.

I genuinely assumed this was just photoshop.
Have you considered professional help? Possibly an exorcist?

I forgot to mention, St Munditia is the patron saint of single women and spinsters, good for her..!

In the same church I thought this badass cherub was playing hockey with golden skulls, but I think it's meant to be a scythe...

Zenni won’t let me put modern swears in them, so I had to look to the future!

Maybe next time I’ll try b i t c h with space and see if I can get around their censor-bot… Or I could make a phrase to make bitch an acronym… but it would have to be very short words.
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I can help! Hand me a needle and we can take care of the piercings and tattoos, and I can totally push you out of a plane at your earliest convenience.

Lol yeah if there were points for how many countries you’ve crossed in a single week, how many capital cities you’ve visited, how many languages you learned, and if you’ve ever stayed in a building over 200 years old… then the European contingent would be in the lead.

The first day of the liturgical calendar of Advent…

Show off!