Trey Stokes
@treystokes.bsky.social
I write and direct stuff. Also made monsters for some movies you may have seen. WGA SAG TV-MA
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Trey Stokes
@treystokes.bsky.social
· Nov 22
The little dose of satisfaction I get when I find a new jackass to block is making me start to understand that whole Pokemon thing.
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I mourn every religious nut who could have been a much less annoying Lord of the Rings nerd instead
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I mourn every religious nut who could have been a much less annoying Lord of the Rings nerd instead
Harry Truman, Doris Day
Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon
Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea
Marilyn Monroe...
Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon
Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea
Marilyn Monroe...
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Harry Truman, Doris Day
Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon
Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea
Marilyn Monroe...
Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon
Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea
Marilyn Monroe...
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The last several years have convinced me that what zombie apocalypse stories are really missing to emphasize their realism is granola moms and twitter bros screaming YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO as they sprint outside and hug the nearest zombie while filming with a selfie stick
The Man told me not to put the plastic bag over my head but I don't listen to The Man do youfg hrey hwy is weveythiung fuzzy hhlkaalll ofh a usujddre
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The last several years have convinced me that what zombie apocalypse stories are really missing to emphasize their realism is granola moms and twitter bros screaming YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO as they sprint outside and hug the nearest zombie while filming with a selfie stick
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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When I worked at a bookstore, I quickly learned that people cannot tell the difference between Xmas music and any Baroque or Elizabethan music album that doesn't get too organ-ish. I used this to my advantage.
One customer caught on... AND THANKED ME
One customer caught on... AND THANKED ME
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When I worked at a bookstore, I quickly learned that people cannot tell the difference between Xmas music and any Baroque or Elizabethan music album that doesn't get too organ-ish. I used this to my advantage.
One customer caught on... AND THANKED ME
One customer caught on... AND THANKED ME
Often on social media something that is clearly meaningful to many people will trend, and I will have absolutely no idea what that thing is.
Today's winner: "Roblox"
Today's winner: "Roblox"
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Often on social media something that is clearly meaningful to many people will trend, and I will have absolutely no idea what that thing is.
Today's winner: "Roblox"
Today's winner: "Roblox"
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Imagine, if you will, that NASA updated its website to suggest gravity might not exist, prompting CalTech and CERN to release statements saying, "With great sadness, we can no longer recommend listening to NASA."
This is what's happening in epidemiology.
This is what's happening in epidemiology.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Imagine, if you will, that NASA updated its website to suggest gravity might not exist, prompting CalTech and CERN to release statements saying, "With great sadness, we can no longer recommend listening to NASA."
This is what's happening in epidemiology.
This is what's happening in epidemiology.
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
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New meme format just dropped:
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
New meme format just dropped:
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man, this is such a good point -- Mamdani might be the first happy, well-adjusted person Trump has seen in weeks
everyone's talking about how bright and charming zohran must be, which is true, but then you remember the spider-brained cryptkeepers trump's surrounded himself with since '15 and realize a single smile from mamdani must have hit like barbecue spare ribs down the gullet of a 12th century peasant.
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
man, this is such a good point -- Mamdani might be the first happy, well-adjusted person Trump has seen in weeks
Good lord, look what he's done to the Oval Office.
Tsar Nicholas would take one look and say "bit much, isn't it?"
Tsar Nicholas would take one look and say "bit much, isn't it?"
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Good lord, look what he's done to the Oval Office.
Tsar Nicholas would take one look and say "bit much, isn't it?"
Tsar Nicholas would take one look and say "bit much, isn't it?"
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The former CDC shall henceforth be known as the Center for Disease.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...
After unprecedented autism-vaccine messaging change, scientists, advocates say CDC no longer trustworthy
www.cidrap.umn.edu
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The former CDC shall henceforth be known as the Center for Disease.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...
I approve this message.
muppet starship troopers could fix us
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I approve this message.
TIL that Yvonne Zima, the daughter in The Long Kiss Goodnight (written by Shane Black), grew up to cameo as the "anal and stuff" porn actress in The Nice Guys (written and directed by Shane Black).
She's also the kid that Tom Sizemore briefly kidnaps in Heat. She should have her own Oscar category.
She's also the kid that Tom Sizemore briefly kidnaps in Heat. She should have her own Oscar category.
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
TIL that Yvonne Zima, the daughter in The Long Kiss Goodnight (written by Shane Black), grew up to cameo as the "anal and stuff" porn actress in The Nice Guys (written and directed by Shane Black).
She's also the kid that Tom Sizemore briefly kidnaps in Heat. She should have her own Oscar category.
She's also the kid that Tom Sizemore briefly kidnaps in Heat. She should have her own Oscar category.
The first official US coin was the Fugio cent, rumored to have been designed by Ben Franklin.
Instead of "In God We Trust" (which wasn't put on coins until the Civil War) it said Mind Your Business.
Instead of "In God We Trust" (which wasn't put on coins until the Civil War) it said Mind Your Business.
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The first official US coin was the Fugio cent, rumored to have been designed by Ben Franklin.
Instead of "In God We Trust" (which wasn't put on coins until the Civil War) it said Mind Your Business.
Instead of "In God We Trust" (which wasn't put on coins until the Civil War) it said Mind Your Business.
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PULLET TRAIN
A train crew found a loose chicken on an N train this morning—and couldn’t get it to leave.
Loose chicken fouls N train as subway stowaway slows morning commute
A loose chicken gave new meaning to “free range,” scoring a gratis subway ride to Coney Island on the N train Thursday morning after it was discovered fouling a subway car in storage.
www.nydailynews.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
PULLET TRAIN
For the very first time I can see some value in A.I.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
For the very first time I can see some value in A.I.
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Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
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The debate over whether he means things like this literally is tangential to the reality that this guy has spent over a decade wondering aloud into the world’s largest megaphone whether anyone among his violent, unstable followers will rid him of these turbulent priests.
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The debate over whether he means things like this literally is tangential to the reality that this guy has spent over a decade wondering aloud into the world’s largest megaphone whether anyone among his violent, unstable followers will rid him of these turbulent priests.
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨