🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃
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I'm going to start swallowing Lego minifig heads and then photographing my turds
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Today the best song in the world is Nothing Is Forever by The Cure
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Today the best song in the world is Fade Into You by American Football
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Today the best song in the world is State Of Things by Turin Brakes
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I mean he clearly was but I like the sport
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I don't do the mushrooms but love this
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You pretend to show me your tits?
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Trick or beets

I knock on your door and you either give me beetroot or I egg your house
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Trick or Teets

I knock on your door and you either show me your tits or I egg your house
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Oh fuck yeah!

10/10 would watch while drunk on holiday and openly laugh at it all
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Nope we're absolutely not doing American food takes today
Not on my watch, not now, not ever
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Writing of haiku
I find the counting calming
And love the whimsy
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We've both got at least 90% of the post already written haven't we
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The third album is my favourite, but it's all good stuff
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For years now me, @safers.bsky.social and @besidetheteesside.bsky.social have had a pact that when one of us dies the other will bad mouth them online for maximum lollz

But now I want you ALL to sexbomb me
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Today the best song in the world is Fade Into You by American Football
theednawatkins.bsky.social
Today the best song in the world is State Of Things by Turin Brakes
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Today the best song in the world is October Swimmer by JJ72
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AND he was a bloody pederast!

Honestly it's a lot to take in
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I will genuinely be upset the day Sir Tom dies but the thought of sex bombing the announcement will make it a little bit better
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Keep imagining this is how someone found out that Tom Jones is dead and lolling out loud