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Edna Watkins
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If I die tonight I want you to know I love you all and I regret mostly none of it
A lump of green cheese Green not because of mold, oh no, this bitch is laced with Wasabi
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Guys guess what
The same house as before I'm still sat in the car Darkness has enveloped us
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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We are just the same person aren't we
Economic Axis: Socialist 89.7% Diplomatic Axis: Cosmopolitan 94.4% Civil Axis: Libertarian 87.9% Societal Axis: Revolutionary 92.3% Closest Match: Libertarian Socialism
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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🤘LEO SLAYER! 🤘
It's Thrash metal Gods Slayer but Kerry King now has Leo Sayers head but also still has Kerry Kings mouth and beard It's hard to put into words how shit this is, AI could never
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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VATICAN CITY
LET ME HEAR YOU
FUCKEN
SCREEEEEEAAAM!
His poliness the hope holding a mic with two hands
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
theednawatkins.bsky.social
If you HAD to get a KFC pirate tattoo what one would it be?
The Colonel Sanders with traditional crossed bones The Colonel with Crossed Drumsticks
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Ryan Gosling
A cute lil Gosling with Ryan Gosling eyes and lips.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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This animal is fucking ridiculous
Hooper the goldendoodle puppy nommimg on the end of a branch that he tried to pick up despite it being many times bigger than he
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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This superhero shit is getting silly now
Some cans of Olive Oil Guy Olive Oil I'm pretending that I think OOG isn't just cans of Oil but an actual superhero
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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That was one of the best gigs I have been to in a very long time
Me in a Kerbdog tshirt and a Lambrini Girls cap The cap has two hearts on it saying NO HOMO
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Pictured : Mrs Edna definitely not going into her mates as we're just dropping something off.
An open door on a dorma bungalow with nobody in shot
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Jet fuel
Jet fuel
We're talking Jet fuel
If you think it's melting steel then you're a massive fool
It's Sir Tom Fucking Jones on the sexbomb telly
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Bomb vest
Bomb vest
Don't wear a Bomb vest
You'll disturb the traffic and make really quite a mess
Tom Jones on the sexbomb telly.
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Ai is the future

The future is dumb AF
Impossible AI clocks the first has twelve hands and is of centre The second is also off centre and has a frankly random selection of numbers More impossible clocks The first has two big hands and a jumble of numbers all on top of each other in the middle the second has wrong numbers and unconnected hands that aren't even on the face
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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You when I tell you I'm going to make your man watch me fuck your da
A pic of coffee beans in Tim Hortons saying they are expertly roasted
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I DID NOT buy these

Everyone say well done Edna
A pair of sparkly size 10.5 red crocs in the heaven that is TK Maxx The pic doesn't really do them justice to how sparkling they are
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Skeletor

But with eyes
Skeletor But I've given him eyes
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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THE IMMORTAL POTATO but now with added kung-fu headband
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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God fucking dammit!
Wee playmobil Robin, wee playmobil Superman and wee Playmobil Harlequin
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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A Goat inside a banned sign Goat busters innit
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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A manga style framing panel with a glorious potato in the middle all in black and white Across the bottom in big beautiful bold text is 死なないジャガイモ
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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The sequel we really deserved
The ghostbusters logo but with a banned sign over it creating ghostbusterbusters
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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LOOK AT MY NEW DAPS!
Nike field generals in blue and yellow My calves, a grey rug and grey laminate flooring
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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No.
Wee playmobil Wonder Woman, wee playmobil The Flash and wee playmobil Riddler (?) In my non wee hand You can see my wedding band, sorry ladies this dish is taken And gents of course
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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A picture of "the moon" with a classic red circle line through it showing that "the moon" is now banned The text reads THE MOON IS NOT REAL THE SKY IS LYING TO YOU
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM