That was on Neil's birthday!

I'm going to get so fucking drunk

Yeah I'm fine, I have a fucking massive kebab and beer

However today at work...

We had a lass ambulanced away and she doesn't have an appendix anymore

Then there was a fight, or an attempted fight, one escorted from site and suspended and then a team of 15 kept apart so statements could be taken

I am persistent!

I'll try again tomorrow x

I am a very patient man

Look I just want to wish you well

Fairy tits are real?

Proud of you man

My Dad's side have a way with words

Tits are could?

Fuck me even by Fairy standards that's a nonsense