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@tgagemurphy.bsky.social

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I love the Golden Gophers but hate all the drawn out winters.

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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · Mar 11

Trump: We are going to make Canada the 51st state.

Canada:

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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1h

Miller looking at Modern Art:

a black pillar is in the middle of a rocky area with a sunset in the background

ALT: a black pillar is in the middle of a rocky area with a sunset in the background

media.tenor.com

tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 2h

Dude is mad at Modern art?

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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 3h

I will pay you money not to negotiate with me. Final Offer.

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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 5h

The Vikings Offensive Line heading back to the huddle:

tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 6h

Man, you are old.

tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 7h

It's been less than a week since Trump posted himself dropping shit on Americans and it is forgotten. Yet "Basket of Deplorables" is still a thing that Democrats have to defend.

tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 7h

Isn't it time to try an AI CEO? That would save a lot of money.

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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 7h

This is bonkers. Trump's White House is run by sick, sick people.

tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 7h

She's Got a Greek Vase!

tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 8h

Dr Oz has updated the Hippocratic Oath to "Do No Harm to the Bottom Line."

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 19h

Here's the Ronald Reagan ad from Canada that Trump calls "fake."

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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when the GOP condemned ‘Dangerous Rhetoric’?

tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

Trump talking about killing people:

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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

The Law and Order President, "I pardon so many people".

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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

There is another sea word I'd like to call Trump.

tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

This is fucking nuts!

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 1d

What...

...and I say this with all sincerity...

...the fuck

💥🐟🌮🇺🇦🇨🇦 @crunchyfishtaco.bsky.social · 1d

Scrolling through the Major Events Timeline at the bottom of Trump’s attempt to justify his destruction of the East Wing.

www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...

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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

Biden passed an infrastructure bill for the country, Trump only cares about himself.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.

tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

Hot take: I want Trump's sole focus for the next 3 years to be this ballroom. That's it.

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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

What if they want to tear down a confederate monument?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

"When Democrats or liberals question the morals of Trump voters, the press treats it as a major scandal. But Trump expresses a desire to cover protestors with feces — essentially saying that anyone who disagrees with him is shit — the media is barely willing to talk about it. Why?"

Trump shits on America. Why doesn’t the media care?

For many news orgs, Trump’s fascist coalition is uniquely legitimate.

www.publicnotice.co

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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

This is the golden age of fraud in America.

tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

Time to invest in tin foil.

tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

Pool Report has a new meaning.

tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

If Big Dumper was playing Keno at Jackpot Junction, you'd already be in the car.