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I love the Golden Gophers but hate all the drawn out winters.
They could give Trump a colonoscopy by sticking a camera in his mouth.
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
They could give Trump a colonoscopy by sticking a camera in his mouth.
The GOP's healthcare plan is like when a highschooler says their girlfriend lives in Canada. They don't exist.
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The GOP's healthcare plan is like when a highschooler says their girlfriend lives in Canada. They don't exist.
Follow up question for the President, can you point out Cambodia on a map?
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Follow up question for the President, can you point out Cambodia on a map?
Trump: "The law is clear: if you take out a loan, you must pay it back."
Also Trump: abc7ny.com/post/donald-...
Also Trump: abc7ny.com/post/donald-...
New York Times: President Trump had $270M in debt forgiven after failing to repay lenders for Trump Tower Chicago, tax records show
He's had debt forgiven since 2010 after he didn't repay his lenders for a Chicago skyscraper development, the NY Times reported.
abc7ny.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Trump: "The law is clear: if you take out a loan, you must pay it back."
Also Trump: abc7ny.com/post/donald-...
Also Trump: abc7ny.com/post/donald-...
Why are you using an old fashioned word like groceries?
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Why are you using an old fashioned word like groceries?
If you can't raise a kid, you can't raise an AI model.
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you can't raise a kid, you can't raise an AI model.
Why did you agree to the interview?
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why did you agree to the interview?
The dude could write a tune! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvhT...
The Mavericks - "I Want To Know" ("The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", November 2003)
YouTube video by Mark Potter
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The dude could write a tune! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvhT...
The next President who restores USAID should win the Nobel Peace Prize.
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The next President who restores USAID should win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Me heading to catch my flight after knocking out 20 Pull-ups:
a man is sweating while wearing headphones and says `` totally fine '' .
ALT: a man is sweating while wearing headphones and says `` totally fine '' .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Me heading to catch my flight after knocking out 20 Pull-ups:
This run is unmatched:
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This run is unmatched:
Sec. Duffy to airplane passengers:
a man in a suit and tie is talking to a young boy who is holding a toy airplane .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a young boy who is holding a toy airplane .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sec. Duffy to airplane passengers:
These guys think the world is a podcast.
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
These guys think the world is a podcast.
Did they just study what they did last term?
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Did they just study what they did last term?
If tariffs are so great, why do we need to bail people out?
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If tariffs are so great, why do we need to bail people out?
If tariffs are so great, why do we need to bail people out?
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If tariffs are so great, why do we need to bail people out?
The small government folks now have a President in every business deal.
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The small government folks now have a President in every business deal.
The guy that wants to peace Prize caused this to happen.
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The guy that wants to peace Prize caused this to happen.
If you saw this crew at a Chuck E. Cheese you'd call the cops or they'd be preforming.
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you saw this crew at a Chuck E. Cheese you'd call the cops or they'd be preforming.