🦦 Otterbean🦦
@smolotterbean.bsky.social
30/yo
Metalhead (Black Metal is my favorite)
Pansexual
Nonbinary
Available
🔞 MINORS DNI 🔞
https://mastodon.social/@SmolOtterBean
Metalhead (Black Metal is my favorite)
Pansexual
Nonbinary
Available
🔞 MINORS DNI 🔞
https://mastodon.social/@SmolOtterBean
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Don't ever disrespect military veterans because several of my neighbors, family and friends are veterans and they are some of the most honest, respectful and decent people I've ever met. You don't know what they've been through but I have heard some of the horrors they lived through. Be respectful.
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my cat is a model, don’t be jealous
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
my cat is a model, don’t be jealous
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[at the Dad Emergency Room]
Quick, someone give him some thermo, stat!
Quick, someone give him some thermo, stat!
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
[at the Dad Emergency Room]
Quick, someone give him some thermo, stat!
Quick, someone give him some thermo, stat!
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I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
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Oh no, my glory hole is almost out of juice!
October 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Oh no, my glory hole is almost out of juice!
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“Not one word, Barbara.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Not one word, Barbara.”
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11-26-2015 after everyone had come inside for the first time
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
11-26-2015 after everyone had come inside for the first time
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Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Yu will be habby to heer i hav bin a bit rambunctshioyse todaye
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Yu will be habby to heer i hav bin a bit rambunctshioyse todaye
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We made a comic about a harvest festival.
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
We made a comic about a harvest festival.
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Ever wake up at 4am only to be handed an egg sandwich by a monkey in a chicken costume?
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Ever wake up at 4am only to be handed an egg sandwich by a monkey in a chicken costume?
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it’s always “wyd” and never “do you want a vial of my blood to wear around your neck?”
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
it’s always “wyd” and never “do you want a vial of my blood to wear around your neck?”
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Puppy gets a treat for getting her shots today
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Puppy gets a treat for getting her shots today
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THEM: looks like the cat's out of the bag
SCHRÖDINGER: not so fast, bucko
SCHRÖDINGER: not so fast, bucko
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
THEM: looks like the cat's out of the bag
SCHRÖDINGER: not so fast, bucko
SCHRÖDINGER: not so fast, bucko
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Hey buddy, want to buy some wind chimes?
*I open my trench coat and 100 wind chimes fall out*
*I open my trench coat and 100 wind chimes fall out*
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hey buddy, want to buy some wind chimes?
*I open my trench coat and 100 wind chimes fall out*
*I open my trench coat and 100 wind chimes fall out*
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
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“This tofu recipe helped me lose 30 pounds.” Yeah, because it was so disgusting you threw it out and starved instead.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“This tofu recipe helped me lose 30 pounds.” Yeah, because it was so disgusting you threw it out and starved instead.
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“Get in the car, no time to explain!” I yell to the stranger on the sidewalk who, justifiably, does not get into my vehicle.
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Get in the car, no time to explain!” I yell to the stranger on the sidewalk who, justifiably, does not get into my vehicle.
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a scorpion in a lollipop would fix me
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
a scorpion in a lollipop would fix me
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No one says “you bet your bippy” anymore, and this saddens me.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
No one says “you bet your bippy” anymore, and this saddens me.