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GONZO the Ca'at
@gonzo.bsky.social
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Okrahamblone Cat A/K/A GONZOtheghoast.
Certified 97.64% goode.
Brothur to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social
Tips for treets: https://ko-fi.com/gonzothebiggkid
My Wares: https://www.redbubble.com/people/charliebrowntc
See also: https://linktr.ee/gonzotheghoast
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · Nov 10
Omigosh many of yu guise nevar saw my babby danse skillz veddio! I am still skilld at many forms of danse, btw.
gonzo.bsky.social
Behaviores Report: GUESSWAHT 100% GOODE!
Orange and white cat on a bed looking very defensive, but he really was 100% good today.
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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mplsnightmayor.bsky.social
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
gonzo.bsky.social
Hay out thare hav yu seen anny raindeers arownd?
Orange and white cat looking out of a window and meowing
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
gonzo.bsky.social
Thenking of joining bombdisposing unit ,praktissing with my dinomite
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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mitdasein.bsky.social
You ever watch a show that's not as good as it used to be but you've put in so much time with it that it seems silly to stop now so you hang on to see what dumb twists they add to keep it going? That's kind of how I am with life. I've grown attached to some characters and remain curious. 🤷‍♂️
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
Tweet from Homeland Security with ICE agents wearing Christmas gear. The caption says "YOU'RE GOING HO HO HOME."
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
gonzo.bsky.social
Austin peeps, can annyone help with a temborary home for Tortilla?
hurricanetort.bsky.social 🎄Tortilla ❄️ @hurricanetort.bsky.social · 13h
hey friends it’s MOMB. we had an emergency situation and had to evacuate the apartment we were staying in.
i took Tortilla to my mom’s where i will be sleeping until i can find a new apt. but… my mom said Tort cannot stay here with me. Tort is in the garage right now in her carrier screaming :(
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
gonzo.bsky.social
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! No sine of raindeers doing pracktiss runs yet.
Orange and white cat looking out of a window towards the sky. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! No sign of reindeer doing practice runs yet."
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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rahaeli.bsky.social
Because I just looked it up for someone else and realized some of y'all might not have ever seen this absolute genius: A Complete History Of The Soviet Union Through The Eyes Of A Humble Worker As Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris:

youtu.be/hWTFG3J1CP8?...
Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris
YouTube video by pigwiththefaceofaboy
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December 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
gonzo.bsky.social
Behaviores Report: 90% goode, 5% trespaced on hellocobber shelve, 5% harrass of Sally
Orange and white cat, ornery. His behavior report is 90% good, 5% trespassed on the helicopter shelf, 5% harassed Sally
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
gonzo.bsky.social
Look i didnot say i didnot beleaf in SandorClawse, i waz just asking qwestions!
Orange and white cat under a small red table, defensive
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
gonzo.bsky.social
I am just tryngtu add to tha decor.
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
gonzo.bsky.social
Restng, pondering, making sure tha slapper is gompleaty cleen
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
gonzo.bsky.social
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Do anny of yu evar thenk mabby SandorClawse isnot reel?
Orange and white cat, contemplative on a cat tree. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! Do any of you ever think maybe Santa Claus isn't real?"
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
gonzo.bsky.social
Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
gonzo.bsky.social
Behaviores Report: 90% goode, 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve, 5% generol mayhams
Orange and white cat rubbing his face on catnip dynamite. His behavior report is 90% good, 5% trespassed on the helicopter shelf, 5% general mayhem.
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
gonzo.bsky.social
Sally pleez i just want on tha windowsill
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
gonzo.bsky.social
Yah i donot kno
December 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
gonzo.bsky.social
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Habby #Caturday!
Orange and white cat wishes you a good morning and happy Caturday
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
gonzo.bsky.social
Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!
Orange and white kitten telling the elf on the shelf to fuck off
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
gonzo.bsky.social
Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% trespaced on hellocobber shelve
Orange and white cat on a shelf next to a large green dinosaur model. His behavior report is 95% good, 5% trespassed on the helicopter shelf
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
gonzo.bsky.social
Okey
Orange and white cat stares into your soul searching for faults
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Christmas is coming! If you can, please consider a donation to my holiday fundraiser for our wonderful local animal shelter. No donation is too small - it adds up! 🎄 givebutter.com/n5l31M
Color photo of a little black girl in a nightgown sitting in front of a Christmas tree. In her lap she is hugging a chubby shorthaired ginger cat. The cat is sitting on its butt/back in her lap and seems calm and resigned to the situation.
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
gonzo.bsky.social
Yez yez, theez trees hav enuff jolly, thay pass inspecktion
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM