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🎄Tortilla ❄️
@hurricanetort.bsky.social
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5 year old orange girl. i go by Tortilla, Tort, Tortellini, Soupy Soup, Tortizzle, Torteet, Tilla, Tortie, Tortzilla, Tortilla Bread, Tortilla Soup, Miss Chip if ya nasty

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🎄Tortilla ❄️ @hurricanetort.bsky.social · 11d
❄️❄️ halló weez steel tryn to reetch dis gowl iff yuo can hep we getten clows, ! MoMb neede to pay alle da billz beefor getten a CrimmussTree. 🎄 i wud loaf a CrimmmusTree to clymb Uppe an Baybee Hooman wud lyk summthen to putt prizzunts unndur. ❤️💚❤️
TANKYEW TO EFREEWUN ❄️❤️💚❤️💚
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hurricanetort.bsky.social
grannmomb leff da howz toodae an momb snucc me owt da crayt. hur pluggd inn mine warmy skwayr in a sayf roome fur me . we hadd a gooooode goode napp in heer fur a wyle. i miz mine frens ☹️ howe iz evreewun doowin?
December 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
hurricanetort.bsky.social
momb here :) we are having a pretty hard time with Torty in the crate. my mom is not sure if she would like us to stay in her house because of all the noise and movement Tort is doing.
also struggling with lots of personal/family stuff.. have paid off some bills but am still behind on others (1/2)
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hurricanetort.bsky.social
tingz ben harrde in dis howz. momb trieying too mayk tingz nyse fur the me. granmomb iz haff a veri harde tyme wif me. hur duz nott lyke the me heer …….. mombannme keepen eetch ovur sayf ann happee 🧡
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
hurricanetort.bsky.social
mine crayt haz arryvid !!!!!! effree buddey sae TANKYEW FLANOY !!!!!!!!! 😁🧡😁🧡😁🧡😁🧡
yam inn mine CrieBocks fur a wyle too ajuss to da smelle an see howe Grannmomb catts tink bowt me . i haff nuthen to sae asuv nowe………
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
hurricanetort.bsky.social
🧡🧡🧡🧡 TANKYEWWW FUR MY TREETZZZZ i hadd mannee ov dem toodae !!!!! deez mine favritt BIRFFDAE flayvurr !!!! fynlee sumthin yummie!!! 🧡😍😋😋
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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thehardyboycats.bsky.social
This hard working boy was at his desk before 6:30 this morning!
A handsome, well fed tabby cat, Joe, sleeping soundly on a desk. He’s on his back with one fat, polydactyl paw flung out to his side and the other tucked into his chest. His tail is curled up towards his belly in a position we refer to as “modesty tail”. #CatsOfBlueSky
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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karaisntactive.bsky.social
gOnna sing my good mornin breakfast song.

🎵hEy dAaaaaaaaaade🎵
Ka'ra the tuxedo cat sits pretty on the kitchen counter, eyes closed and mouth wide open. She's either yelling g or singing, it's hard to say from a still image. Her long white whiskers look full
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
Guyes McQ is finally X berienssink an tree, inside de howse. #cats #catsofbluesky
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
hurricanetort.bsky.social
mornen tubdayte !
imb Cahm nowe….. butt …. lessjusssae itz harde to do da ZOOMs inna lokkd baffroom. 🌀🌀
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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jeanchimera.bsky.social
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Give your hope a little more space than your fear
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@hurricanetort.bsky.social This seems right for you. Sending hope and support!💖
george-station-cat.bsky.social George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 5d
Good morning & welcome to Whiskers Wednesday

Instead of worrying about what might go wrong, gently remind yourself of all the beautiful things that could go right.

Give your hope a little more space than your fear
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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auggiethebeck.bsky.social
Itz new crinkly papur dai all around! Dis stuff iz so gud.
White cat on silvervine infused tissue paper .
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
hurricanetort.bsky.social
snUGGEN ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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hurricanetort.bsky.social
aaaaAAaAaaAahHhHhhHhHhhhHhhhhHHH
September 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
hurricanetort.bsky.social
diz frum da ovur dae. beefor da Badd Lowd Stufff happind.

i mizz mine sneecceesnicc ……
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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dougiethreelegs.bsky.social
🎶🎵 An big bocks of treetes fore Duggyyyyyyy,,

an big bocks of treetes fore DUGGGELLLLEYYY! 🎵🎶
Dougie, the black and white three-legged none tail cat, is standing in a cardboard box that has tubes of treats inside it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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city-kitty.bsky.social
Happy Tunnel Tuesday! Minx offers her paw- and her pink spring toy- to any furiend facing tough times. We’re with you in spirit! 🐾😻🙏😻🐾

#TunnelTuesday #KindnessCounts
#CatsOfBlueSky #CatWithBlueEyes
Minx, the white and grey lynx Ragdoll kitty, peeks out from inside her grey and white fleece-lined kitty tunnel. She extends one white paw to offer her pink spring toy to any furiend that might need it. (Minx is a caring kitty.)
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
Pink sparkly text "starting tomorrow, everything is going to be okay! They just annoinced it!" on a cheesy sharepic with a beach, white horses, angels, a teenage Britney Spears smiling into a camera, and lace curtains all half-transparent and layered on to of each other.
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
hurricanetort.bsky.social
yuo can Stille bee a Pritty Prinnsess by da Seet ov Stank
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
hurricanetort.bsky.social
summwun sed i shood mayk a Sanntaclaws lisst ov tingz i neede an want. cann somewun senn it to da Sannta ? momb sae he lif in da ammasonn …

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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rachelgoes262.bsky.social
Simon & Jolene for #TongueOutTuesday .

Have a great day.
#cats #CatsOfBluesky #gato
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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olliewilliams.bsky.social
I yam kangaroo.

#catsofbluesky #cats
Ollie the tabby cat lays on the carpet with his paws up like a kangaroo.
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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kickysam49.com
"AKSHUN! EXCITMENT! AUGGGIEEE!!!" - Charlie

@auggiethebeck.bsky.social

#plundercats
#hedgewatch
four images of white cat attempting to eat chicken on action anime background
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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uneasywriter.bsky.social
Stay strong, Tortilla! Everything will get better!
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
hurricanetort.bsky.social
da bess parte ov dis roome is iz disydid i lyke da sinkydrinky nowe. 💧💦

weez haffin trubbel sleepen. ebbreebuddee crie a littul. me da mose. i HAYT wen momb leefs da roome :(((((
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
hurricanetort.bsky.social
lass updayt ov da Scarree Dae:
Mombanme arr settuld innto da baff in da teenee wett Roome heer in grammomb hows. mombi sae- we sayf an warme heer. an toomorro weel bee buttur dae. 🧡
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM