Sean Satori
@seansatori.bsky.social
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Government litigator with interests in antitrust, IP, cyberlaw, and privacy. Views = own != legal advice. He/him/y’all. Married to @wheresmyburrito.bsky.social
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seansatori.bsky.social
Ok, like seriously what rationale is behind Trump's (or more accurately Stephen Miller's) desire to go to war with Venezuela?

Also, LOL to all those people who voted for Trump because he'd never send our troops into harm's way.
Trump Administration Authorizes Covert C.I.A. Action in Venezuela
www.nytimes.com
seansatori.bsky.social
Why the fuck would we continue to fund ICE at all?
gregsargent.bsky.social
This is good: Rep Eric Swalwell tells me House Dems are now discussing making an end to mask-wearing a precondition for ICE funding.

"When we are in the majority, the masks are coming off," he says.

This is the next frontier in anti-Trump resistance.

New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2018...
Trump ICE Raids Take Horrific Turn in Chicago, Handing Dems an Opening
There’s one simple pledge Democrats can make to voters about ICE that’s easy to understand and will have broad support.
newrepublic.com
seansatori.bsky.social
She's got more courage than the leaders of some of the most prestigious institutions in this country.
diplomatofnight.com
Greta Thunberg: “Israeli soldiers hit, kicked, starved, and tortured me”

• They placed a flag next to me, and anytime the flag touched me, they kicked me
• Whenever I raised my head to look at Ben-Gvir, I was kicked
• She was filmed while stripped naked

Aftonbladet: tinyurl.com/a33vxatc
Aftonbladet
seansatori.bsky.social
The upshot of this is Democrats need to make crystal clear that everyone in the chain of command from SecDef down to drone or combat pilot will be subject to prosecution for murder should the legal justification be found lacking. DOJ OLC cannot insulate DOD from accountability.
jpjassy.bsky.social
Great report from @natashabertrand.bsky.social about the importance and sidelining of military lawyers, and the consequent dangers to the rule of law
natashabertrand.bsky.social
NEW: How the Pentagon sidelined lawyers while testing the legal limits of military action
New details here about how the Army’s top uniformed lawyer was fired just weeks after raising concerns about the use of the military domestically and mass firings of DoD employees www.cnn.com/2025/10/15/p...
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
seansatori.bsky.social
They are legit scared of the No Kings protests. Why else focus so much attention on it?
atrupar.com
Bessent: "This crazy No Kings rally this weekend, which is gonna be the farthest left, the hardest core, the most unhinged in the Democratic Party, which is a big title. No Kings equals no paychecks."
seansatori.bsky.social
Got my wife to the metro, my daughter out the door to middle school, then took my son with me to get coffee before dropping him off at elementary school. Productive mornings are awesome.
seansatori.bsky.social
I think we should ignore the court’s ruling and prosecute regardless.
willbunch.bsky.social
And yet Trump can never be prosecuted because of that Supreme Court ruling. The justices have legalized murder, exactly as was argued in court at the time
chrislhayes.bsky.social
Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.
seansatori.bsky.social
FWIW, the only person who can be properly appointed is someone the district judges agree on. We’re past the point that the President or AG have any further appointment power.
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cjciaramella.bsky.social
Over at Reason we have a "puppycide" tag for cop-shoots-dog stories going back to 2012. Easiest way to get a normie 4th Amendment-pilled against the cops is to show them this stuff reason.com/tag/puppycide/
seansatori.bsky.social
There is a lot of stuff DC USAO attorneys are being forced to argue right now for which they would absolutely love the courts to just toss. I’ve had more than one conversation about how much time until Public Service Loan Forgiveness kicks in and what their exit plans are.
seansatori.bsky.social
We figured this out once before and created a movement which broke up most of the concentrations of economic power.
sjjphd.bsky.social
It’s almost like billionaires and strong vibrant institutions of civil society can’t coexist
seansatori.bsky.social
See, also, Curtis Yarvin, Peter Thiel, etc.
seansatori.bsky.social
I was convinced my last name was changed only to find out that there is an entire rural town in the Italian Alps where virtually every family had my last name.
seansatori.bsky.social
I have a feeling that most of that $10B slush fund is going to all the grifters who make up the MAGA base. Private prison operators, security guard companies, etc.
seansatori.bsky.social
That’s a Kavanaugh stop for you.
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
The entire incident is infuriating and terrifying. She’s a Latina woman who was working a service job. On her way home late at night, with her headphones in, she was detained for an hour by masked federal agents who wouldn’t give her their names.
Maria Greeley, 44, had just finished working a double shift at the Beach Bar on Ohio Street
earlier this month when she said she was surrounded by three federal agents who grabbed her, forced her hands behind her back and zip tied her.
Headphones in, Greeley had been focused on getting home to her two dogs for a walk.
Instead, she said she was detained by masked agents who did not answer when she asked for names. They questioned her for an hour, she said.
seansatori.bsky.social
This is fascinating.
oliviamesser.bsky.social
Researching whether attorney-client privilege continues after death, and the example given by the American Bar Association to demonstrate it is, incredibly: Lizzie Borden’s defense team.

One kept her files confidential, one left them to an historical society.

www.americanbar.org/groups/litig...
Lizzie Borden’s attorneys have split in the 100+ years since her death into one camp of keeping all related notes privileged and another of giving them over to a local historical society
seansatori.bsky.social
Olivia Reingold got to where she is in life by never doing her homework. Unless that homework involved Googling for nuggets that confirmed her own priors.
seansatori.bsky.social
When I first got a cell phone I put a bunch of numbers in it, forgot to write them down in a little black book, and then accidentally threw the phone out my car window while I was driving down the highway. Lost touch with several people. Seems quaint now that everything has 20 backups.
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noupside.bsky.social
Worth also reading @genevievelakier.bsky.social’s Substack post on the unconstitutionality (quaint notion!) of tying federal fund access to waiving First Amendment rights…

blog.dividedargument.com/p/the-uncons...
seansatori.bsky.social
Still don’t like him, but he gets it.
rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social
Chris Christie: “Thie is no longer, the Department of Justice, is no longer the premier prosecuting office in America. What it is now is a capo regime who goes out and executes hits when directed by the Don to do so. That’s what it is.”
seansatori.bsky.social
Salt, pepper, and a tiny bit of cumin. Top with garlic aioli or toum and some sliced red onion. Now I’m hungry.
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ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social
“She would show up looking like a forever 21 employee and then murder 15 people.”

This is hysterically funny.
seansatori.bsky.social
Well that’s one way to answer the judge’s question 🙄