Sean Satori
@seansatori.bsky.social
Government litigator with interests in antitrust, IP, cyberlaw, and privacy. Views = own != legal advice. He/him/y’all. Married to @wheresmyburrito.bsky.social
While MRIs of the heart are sometimes done, it’s never for “preventative” reasons. It’s super complex to even do them because the MRI scanner must sync with the patient’s heartbeat to get a usable image. And there are so many better options like an echocardiogram.
BS. That's not a radiological report, just a summary. Put the doctor at the lectern.
There's no such thing as a "preventative MRI." They know something's wrong w/him — he has chronic venous insufficiency (cankles). He takes meds.
AND: Can't tell me his brain wasn't scanned...
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There's no such thing as a "preventative MRI." They know something's wrong w/him — he has chronic venous insufficiency (cankles). He takes meds.
AND: Can't tell me his brain wasn't scanned...
📺 is.gd/pgm01V
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December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
While MRIs of the heart are sometimes done, it’s never for “preventative” reasons. It’s super complex to even do them because the MRI scanner must sync with the patient’s heartbeat to get a usable image. And there are so many better options like an echocardiogram.
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In a 3-0 decision, the Court of Appeals rules against the Trump administration on the appointment of Alina Habba as interim US attorney in New Jersey www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
In a 3-0 decision, the Court of Appeals rules against the Trump administration on the appointment of Alina Habba as interim US attorney in New Jersey www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
Just got my script for tomorrow’s ceremony moving the admission of a bunch of my colleagues to the Supreme Court. First time for me to go up to the podium there, but it won’t be my last.
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just got my script for tomorrow’s ceremony moving the admission of a bunch of my colleagues to the Supreme Court. First time for me to go up to the podium there, but it won’t be my last.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Weirdly, Facebook has become super useful recently in feeding new music artists. Which is something they could have been doing for years now but whatever.
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Weirdly, Facebook has become super useful recently in feeding new music artists. Which is something they could have been doing for years now but whatever.
We had to get to actual war crimes for Congress to start growing a spine.
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
We had to get to actual war crimes for Congress to start growing a spine.
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This AP news story is incredible from front to back but I wanted to flag something super serious and wildly illegal that may have flown under the radar. It’s called parallel construction and it’s when intel is washed from spy agencies and used by local cops. apnews.com/article/immi...
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Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' travel patterns
The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious.
apnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This AP news story is incredible from front to back but I wanted to flag something super serious and wildly illegal that may have flown under the radar. It’s called parallel construction and it’s when intel is washed from spy agencies and used by local cops. apnews.com/article/immi...
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2 HONEY 2 CRISP
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
2 HONEY 2 CRISP
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Props to the protestors who the New York Times credits for foiling ICE’s intended raid in Chinatown earlier today.
So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
Several Arrested as Protesters Block Federal Agents in Manhattan Garage
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Props to the protestors who the New York Times credits for foiling ICE’s intended raid in Chinatown earlier today.
So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
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Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
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Look at this incredible data. Republicans have bailed on Mike Johnson. His Speakership is in trouble, and there is a reason why @aftynbehn.bsky.social has made a +22 Trump district competitive. 3/
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Look at this incredible data. Republicans have bailed on Mike Johnson. His Speakership is in trouble, and there is a reason why @aftynbehn.bsky.social has made a +22 Trump district competitive. 3/
This is horrid.
"Lati-Yana’s parents said they were devastated by the decision and would appeal against it. However, their lawyer said an appeals backlog of 106,000 cases meant it could take up to two years for the case to be heard."
UK rejects visa for girl left destitute in Jamaica by Hurricane Melissa
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
This is horrid.
Nothing like closing out a great Thanksgiving with watching a movie. Of course, for some reason I chose Cocaine Bear.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Nothing like closing out a great Thanksgiving with watching a movie. Of course, for some reason I chose Cocaine Bear.
Dinner finished, pie eaten, food put away, and the turkey carcass in the pot for some stock.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Dinner finished, pie eaten, food put away, and the turkey carcass in the pot for some stock.
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some cousin walks never end
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
some cousin walks never end
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen -
Pink Floyd (2x)
Wu Tang Clan (4x, once with Nas)
Garbage (7x)
Sublime (5x)
Plastikman/Richie Hawtin (10+x)
Pink Floyd (2x)
Wu Tang Clan (4x, once with Nas)
Garbage (7x)
Sublime (5x)
Plastikman/Richie Hawtin (10+x)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen -
Pink Floyd (2x)
Wu Tang Clan (4x, once with Nas)
Garbage (7x)
Sublime (5x)
Plastikman/Richie Hawtin (10+x)
Pink Floyd (2x)
Wu Tang Clan (4x, once with Nas)
Garbage (7x)
Sublime (5x)
Plastikman/Richie Hawtin (10+x)
Turkey is done, time to let it rest.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Turkey is done, time to let it rest.
Assorted mushrooms for homemade cream of mushroom soup…
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Assorted mushrooms for homemade cream of mushroom soup…
20 years old. She shouldn’t have even been there.
National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom, who was shot near White House yesterday, is not expected to survive, her father says. - NYT
“I’m holding her hand right now. She has a mortal wound. It’s not going to be a recovery.”
“I’m holding her hand right now. She has a mortal wound. It’s not going to be a recovery.”
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
20 years old. She shouldn’t have even been there.
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Still three sides to prepare: stuffing, mashed potatoes, and green bean casserole. Also possibly toasted carrots.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Still three sides to prepare: stuffing, mashed potatoes, and green bean casserole. Also possibly toasted carrots.
