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scinscire
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Anxiety-riddled idiot who loves gardening and watching telly. Currently between fandoms. She/her.
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new suggestion, when a company gets so large that it's in danger of gaining a monopoly we hold a special sort of arena championship for all the board members and we could call it the ambitious games or maybe the enthusiasm games or even the hunger games
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I just want trans people the world over to be able to live in peace, and I don't think that should be an unreasonable ask or expectation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Never have. Never will. Not interested in going anywhere *near* a crap app built out of countless millions of hard-won words stolen from my colleagues, the use of which will (bonus!) begin progressively to degrade my cognitive skills and blunt the edge of the tool I’ve spent half a century honing. 🤨
Hands up if you've never used Chat GPT ✋

(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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God love Kew, this is incredible
October 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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World Mental Health Day.
October 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Asking drivers for permission to take their cars would kill the chop shop industry.

Also, Nick Clegg is a C*nt.
October 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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The terrors persist but the joys remain worth fighting for
October 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There are so many odd noises in this house! Just heard what sounded like a rat/bird/squirrel running around on the roof?? But surely it can’t be?
September 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Yf you are walkinge arounde and you see i) a squirrel or ii) a crowe or iii) a catte, you muste saye "hey buddy" these are the rules
September 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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« Over four months, LLM users consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels. » Dear God.
September 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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I told you guys
June 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Whenever I see something “powered by AI”
September 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
September 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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i feel like labour saying "they can't do it to EU citizens" and not say anything reassuring about non-eu people on visas is not a thing to be chilling out about tbh. like ok cool, it "doesn't cover all foreign born nationals". what about the rest of them?
Labour says chill out, probs can’t happen
September 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I really need to spend less time on my hobby of book buying and start to read some once in a while.
September 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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My statement on Ai from the mini-comic as syllabus i made for new class I'm teaching that starts tomorrow! It robs you of your decisions & struggles - and the joy of being surprised. We won’t to be robbed of our learning - this is essential. This & the full mini at post:
bsky.app/profile/nsou...
August 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Moved a cabinet and accidentally squoshed my pinky toe. It started bleeding and is now throbbing 😭
September 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Apple is sneaking AI into everything. Turn off enhanced visual search on your photos:
September 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it:

Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
August 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read
August 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."
August 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I haven’t been this excited for a bubble to burst since I was a toddler.
MIT’s NANDA initiative found that 95% of generative AI deployments fail after interviewing 150 execs, surveying 350 workers, and analyzing 300 projects. The real “productivity gains” seem to come from layoffs and squeezing more work from fewer people not AI.
MIT report: 95% of generative AI pilots at companies are failing
There’s a stark difference in success rates between companies that purchase AI tools from vendors and those that build them internally.
fortune.com
August 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM