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used to write for the internet but that got stressful // FL & NYC & now in #yyc // 🇺🇸/🇨🇦
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Ok let's go.
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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We hope this makes you happy, Carol.
RESULTS: Democrat Tim Keller has won reelection as mayor of Albuquerque.

He defeats a former Republican sheriff, who took issue with Keller's executive order that limited collaboration with ICE.

And that's not all: Liberal faction seizes majority a city council.
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
corporate america did however make it so you could buy it at the store instead of wait for some lady to lactate
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
before, during, and after viewing, despite multiple explanations: “Why is he home alone?”
“No buddy, Kevin got left home alone, but his family still loves him”
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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George: HE JUST TOOK THE QUID, JERRY!

Jerry: The quid?

George: The quid pro quo! I do him a favor, that's the quid. Then he's supposed to do me a favor, that's the quo

Jerry: And he didn't do the quo?

George: He didn't do the quo!

Kramer, holding a gold brick: The Armenians are liars, Jerry
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Sensei sergio is, among many other things, an adherent of bugs bunny thought
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Kidsongs - Shortenin' Bread
YouTube video by Radial by The Orchard
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
i hope she eats them up in court. yum yum.
The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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My baby has started babbling. She wants to participate in the discourse. She yearns to produce content.
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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boys night out on the taiga
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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At long last we have invented Gattaca, from the acclaimed 1997 movie "Wouldn't It Be Fucked Up If We Had Gattaca"
His “it’s not a eugenics company” tee is raising questions already answered by his shirt. www.cbsnews.com/news/nucleus...
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
oh so now i puzzmo.
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
it’s soooo goooood
The pro shot version of Merrily We Roll Along with Jonathan Groff, Daniel Radcliffe, and Lindsay Mendez hits theaters this weekend. I don't see any reviews, so maybe there's an embargo, in which case it would be completely inappropriate for me to say "Do not miss it."
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
1. The Happiest Place on Earth
2. Seminole
3. Pythons in the River of Grass
4. White Sand Beaches
5. The Buccaneer
6. The Brooks Brothers Riot
7. They Grow Oranges Here Too
8. The Day After the Strawberry Festival the Light Hung Low
9. On the Coast the Space Shuttle
Question: if Sufjan Stevens did an album about your state, what would there be songs about? (sorry, Michigan and Illinois, you have to sit this one out.

I'll go first for Maryland:
1. Baltimore
2. Harriet Tubman
3. The Snallygaster
4. The pursuit of John Wilkes Booth
5. The Chesapeake
6. Crabs
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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they are playing the pitt on tnt now, it's like watching a captive-raised condor being released into the sierras
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
oh this is grotesque
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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once again: real Costco has never been tried
Did not have Costco being the strongest American institution on my bingo card (I’ll take it)
this is going to be a fucking shitshow, lmao
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
asian american excellence ✌🏽
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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UCP AGM 2025, baby
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
post fish
not now babe it's infishtructure week
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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This week on @podcastlikeits The 2000s @emilystjams.bsky.social and I wrap up our Mike Nichols miniseries by talking Charlie Wilson’s War w/ @saraiya.bsky.social! We discuss Tom Hanks as a womanizer, Sorkin’s female characters and how Philip Seymour Hoffman steals the whole movie.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Available as always to talk about the imperial boomerang on your podcast or TV show or just show up at your house and talk at your dinner guests
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM