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sallyp
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Cis, pākehā, adhd person, sometimes disabled with ehlers-danlos stuff. I like making bad jokes and yelling about stuff. Please join me in yelling.
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i named my fists simon and garfunkel because they haven't co-ordinated in years
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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i should clarify i forgot to do it but this is just NZ$100 i need and that's an NZ bank account! for my american friends NZ$1 is worth about US$0.57!
i know it’s so rough out there for a lot of folks rn so i’m probs not gonna push this one quite as hard but i could really really use about $100 extra for groceries this week if anyone can chip in please. anything you can afford is perfect!

Rebecca Swift 15-3976-0225299-01
paypal.me/gamerswift13
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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6 years today the first COVID case was identified in a man in Wuhan marking the beginning of a global pandemic that changed the world. We are way less prepared today to face another pandemic than we were back then. This fact makes me sad.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Yes - we're working on some comms around this because there's also going to be a need for funds to support whānau affected by the ban, but you can donate via patha.nz/donate
DONATE | Professional Association for Transgender Health Aotearoa Inc. (PATHA)
patha.nz
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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BREAKING: PATHA has filed an urgent injunction in the high court seeking to prevent the puberty blocker ban from coming into force, as part of an urgent judicial review we are seeking to overturn the ban entirely.
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Sung to the tune of “Tiny Dancer”
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Like literally.

Strong floor, indeed.
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Saw this and thought of u
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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NZ Labour is always doing shit like 'The present government is apocalyptically bad for New Zealand. That's why we're going to remove the registration fee for caravans.'
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Strong floors, high gallows
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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The Best Of The
Outbursts Of Everett True
August 07,1922
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Follow more independent music stuff on 🔵☁️
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Found a new hunter killer spambot activation phrase
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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In a previous reality, before Rogernomics & Ruthanasia, the Department of Social Welfare used to provide beneficiaries with a double benefit payment just prior to Christmas.
This feels like Luxon is taking the piss out of everyone his Government has pushed into poverty.💩🥚
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Over 35,000 Christmas Boxes packed this year as Kiwis struggle with cost of living
PM Christopher Luxon, former All Blacks Pita Alatini and Eroni Clark, and MasterChef judge Michael Dearth joined about 2500 other volunteers to pack boxes.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I have been thinking about "we shed as we pick up" all day today, since seeing the news that Stoppard died.
We shed as we pick up, like travellers who must carry everything in their arms, and what we let fall will be picked up by those behind. The procession is very long and life is very short. We die on the march. But there is nothing outside the march
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Feeling like the government actually had my back for the first time in my life
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Yo.
曼殊院門跡に見に行ってました

本当に静かであった
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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They're gonna French Toast his ass
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I was looking up cat pouch products and-
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Congratulations to Drugs, Terror, Poverty, Woke, and Christmas.
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Saw ai guys getting excited about a new image generator and all the comments were like “it’s over for Instagram” and “it’s over for hinge” which underlines that these people have a combination of hatred for and misunderstanding of life
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM