sallyp
@sallypoastes.bsky.social
Cis, pākehā, adhd person, sometimes disabled with ehlers-danlos stuff. I like making bad jokes and yelling about stuff. Please join me in yelling.
日本語は読めるけどあまり書けない
日本語は読めるけどあまり書けない
Saw this and thought of u
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Saw this and thought of u
These people have the privilege of counting the normal life admin stuff they do as "work", whereas for us plebs it's counted as personal time
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Time Crunch
Breakdown of CEOs' time in a 55-hour workweek, on average:
18 HOURS MEETINGS
20 MISCELLANEOUS*
*Travel, exercise personal appointments and other activities
2 PHONE CALLS
2 CONFERENCE CALLS
2 PUBLIC EVENTS
5 BUSINESS MEALS
6 WORKING ALONE
Note: Survey drawn from 65 CEOS whose activity was recorded in November 2009
Source: Executive Time Use Project](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:daf4imxlwvtz5q7k7zavajzd/bafkreicam7ajenlvt6qbu6al4tc5p7iysavhqv7hmej2x2vstf74buybyu@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
These people have the privilege of counting the normal life admin stuff they do as "work", whereas for us plebs it's counted as personal time
Not quite this but not far off
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Not quite this but not far off
This dude has already lost
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This dude has already lost
I think the courtyard would have looked nice if he'd let the bamboo take over
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I think the courtyard would have looked nice if he'd let the bamboo take over
Hikaru, an idiot baby for all of his life
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hikaru, an idiot baby for all of his life
If your systems and processes can be bypassed without detection, they are not very sound. This is really basic shit and at least someone in your organization knows that.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If your systems and processes can be bypassed without detection, they are not very sound. This is really basic shit and at least someone in your organization knows that.
It's quite a problem
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It's quite a problem
Yeah, i do realize it was unexpected
Or hope it was
Or hope it was
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Yeah, i do realize it was unexpected
Or hope it was
Or hope it was
Folks, do we think the sexual assault of minors counts as an "antic" or a "scandal"?
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Folks, do we think the sexual assault of minors counts as an "antic" or a "scandal"?
The only thing i will forgive current Google for is that it has decided that, as i have te reo Māori saved as an option, it should give me its shitty plagiarized search summaries in te reo
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
The only thing i will forgive current Google for is that it has decided that, as i have te reo Māori saved as an option, it should give me its shitty plagiarized search summaries in te reo
Dressed for success
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Dressed for success
It's going to be a bin night tonight
It's going to be a bin day tomorrow
It's going to be a bin day tomorrow
October 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's going to be a bin night tonight
It's going to be a bin day tomorrow
It's going to be a bin day tomorrow
Government pledges to bypass hope
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Government pledges to bypass hope
Ayyyy, at least some of the blocklists i follow are still here and working just fine:
October 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ayyyy, at least some of the blocklists i follow are still here and working just fine:
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
What happened to your lip, mate?
October 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
What happened to your lip, mate?
Thanks, Wikipedia, for this extremely charming description of a planarian, and boo to your "citation needed"
October 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Thanks, Wikipedia, for this extremely charming description of a planarian, and boo to your "citation needed"
