Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
@baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social
Much like a rickety old shopping cart, I lack for lubrication.
Can we send him to the uninhabited Pacific island Trump put a tariff on?
Send Peter thiel to prison for treason and stop talking to me about this guy
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Can we send him to the uninhabited Pacific island Trump put a tariff on?
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
hey guys check this out
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
hey guys check this out
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
4/ anyway the thread I quoted goes in various interesting directions. And Shattered Glass is a good watch.
NY Mag needs to do now what Charles Lane of TNR did then. A full accounting.
NY Mag needs to do now what Charles Lane of TNR did then. A full accounting.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
4/ anyway the thread I quoted goes in various interesting directions. And Shattered Glass is a good watch.
NY Mag needs to do now what Charles Lane of TNR did then. A full accounting.
NY Mag needs to do now what Charles Lane of TNR did then. A full accounting.
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️🔥🏳️⚧️
March 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️🔥🏳️⚧️
This fuckass “truck” can’t even crash normally.
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
This fuckass “truck” can’t even crash normally.
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
Or the last thing you hear in a Karin Slaughter book.
an old white man who croaks “yr open mouth awaiting my harvest” sounds like the plot of the worst Stephen King novel ever
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Or the last thing you hear in a Karin Slaughter book.
I’ve long worshipped at the alter of “Markie Mark is a racist POS”.
I love spreading the good word whenever the opportunity arises.
I love spreading the good word whenever the opportunity arises.
David O'Russell is apparently an extremely abusive human on set who gets a pass because he's a "genius"
Mark Wahlberg literally blinded an Asian man and only cared about making it right publicly when he wanted a liquor license for his burger chain.
You don't have to suggest movies I left out.
Mark Wahlberg literally blinded an Asian man and only cared about making it right publicly when he wanted a liquor license for his burger chain.
You don't have to suggest movies I left out.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I’ve long worshipped at the alter of “Markie Mark is a racist POS”.
I love spreading the good word whenever the opportunity arises.
I love spreading the good word whenever the opportunity arises.
Cuck a movie:
David Cuckerfield
David Cuckerfield
Cuck Everlasting
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Cuck a movie:
David Cuckerfield
David Cuckerfield
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
Tag. Your. Porn. Jesus
#Kirbussi
#Kirbussi
What them kirussi(???) do
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Tag. Your. Porn. Jesus
#Kirbussi
#Kirbussi
Maybe JD Vance could cover, given he’s had like 7 multi-week vacations, this year?
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Maybe JD Vance could cover, given he’s had like 7 multi-week vacations, this year?
I don’t think Olb*rman gets to claim the moral high ground on any part of this little drama. Be so for real my man.
![Aaron Rupar
Olivia Nuzzi on Trump: Vibrant, alive Olivia Nuzzi on Biden: Hideously unnatural
Pardon me for suspecting she's not on the level
livia Nuzzi ©
Olivia Nuzzi [on Trump]
makeup, which he usually applie secause he doesn't trust makeur ks ridiculous. However, his supe d palette - rich blue suit, bright sundation - makes him look vib camera.
*/1/24 From Earth • 104K Views
[Nuzzi on Biden]
Up close, the president does not look quite plausible. It's not that he's old. We all know what old looks like. Bernie Sanders is old.
Mitch McConnell is old. Most of the ruling class is old. The president was something stranger, something not of this earth.
This was true even in 2020. His face had then an uncanny valley quality that injectable aficionados call "low trust" - if only by millimeters, his cosmetically altered proportions knocked his overall facial harmony into the realm of the improbable.
His thin skin, long a figurative problem and now a literal one, was pulled tightly over cheeks that seemed to vary month to month
11:00 PM • 7/4/24
Keith Olbermann
Cough cough
@olbermann.bsky.s...
Keith Olbe.. @KeithO... • Jul5, 2024 S...
Trust me. I've known @Olivianuzzi since
2011. She's not on the level](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vq7xmtjy2qveorsjwyw7bdyd/bafkreiekanxzo3lx6v3d5cmo7bco3hmxscdhd6zh6zijl53pnmquazbgaq@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I don’t think Olb*rman gets to claim the moral high ground on any part of this little drama. Be so for real my man.
Dude. Tag your fucking porn.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Dude. Tag your fucking porn.
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
talking about the punisher just now reminded me of this very silly thing i made a few years ago
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
talking about the punisher just now reminded me of this very silly thing i made a few years ago
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
Peter Thiel: no see, Goofy is the anti-christ figure, Mickey Mouse is Jesus.
Interviewer: what about Donald Duck?
Thiel: a demon charged with pursuing me
Interviewer: Bugs Bunny?
Thiel: also the anti-christ somehow
Interviewer: Elmer Fudd?
Thiel: *spits* Satan himself
Interviewer: what about Donald Duck?
Thiel: a demon charged with pursuing me
Interviewer: Bugs Bunny?
Thiel: also the anti-christ somehow
Interviewer: Elmer Fudd?
Thiel: *spits* Satan himself
October 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Peter Thiel: no see, Goofy is the anti-christ figure, Mickey Mouse is Jesus.
Interviewer: what about Donald Duck?
Thiel: a demon charged with pursuing me
Interviewer: Bugs Bunny?
Thiel: also the anti-christ somehow
Interviewer: Elmer Fudd?
Thiel: *spits* Satan himself
Interviewer: what about Donald Duck?
Thiel: a demon charged with pursuing me
Interviewer: Bugs Bunny?
Thiel: also the anti-christ somehow
Interviewer: Elmer Fudd?
Thiel: *spits* Satan himself
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
You can kitbash a little Cow Tools. as a treat.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You can kitbash a little Cow Tools. as a treat.
Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
#OriginalFact: “Deviled eggs” is actually a mispronunciation of its original name: “doubled eggs,” so-called because one hard-boiled egg, halved, produces two deviled eggs, thereby doubling the number of “eggs” you have.
Source: youtu.be/nKLFISxZFsY
Source: youtu.be/nKLFISxZFsY
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
#OriginalFact: “Deviled eggs” is actually a mispronunciation of its original name: “doubled eggs,” so-called because one hard-boiled egg, halved, produces two deviled eggs, thereby doubling the number of “eggs” you have.
Source: youtu.be/nKLFISxZFsY
Source: youtu.be/nKLFISxZFsY