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You shall come to a prison built of regrets and sorrow, where the shadows themselves have gone mad.
Pinned
Side effects may include the abyss gazing also into you. Ask your doctor if thereby becoming a monster is right for you.
The best of Philomena Cunk on Britain
The Best of Philomena Cunk on Britain | Part One
YouTube video by Philomena Cunk
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November 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The best of Philomena Cunk on Britain
'Sure I play Warphammer 40. In fact I have one of the strongest fractions.'
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
'Sure I play Warphammer 40. In fact I have one of the strongest fractions.'
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The year is 2025. Plague still stalks the land. The treasury has been plundered and fools reign in the stead of the wise. Many are starving or beholden to cruel landlords. A lone voice cries above the tumult:
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The year is 2025. Plague still stalks the land. The treasury has been plundered and fools reign in the stead of the wise. Many are starving or beholden to cruel landlords. A lone voice cries above the tumult:
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check out my new website where I list the names and addresses of everyone who has ever said something mean about me online. which doesn’t bother me by the way
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
check out my new website where I list the names and addresses of everyone who has ever said something mean about me online. which doesn’t bother me by the way
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Rank insubordination from AT, taunting the mayor with their Santa parade float
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Rank insubordination from AT, taunting the mayor with their Santa parade float
Fucken deal with it, @profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Fucken deal with it, @profanity.accountant
Suede - Life is Golden
Suede - Life Is Golden (Official Video)
YouTube video by Suede HQ
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November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Suede - Life is Golden
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Feeling like the government actually had my back for the first time in my life
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Feeling like the government actually had my back for the first time in my life
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Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
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ME: So there is no "fourth wave ska" because ska "waves" were only designated after the fact. We're already in the "fourth wave", just look at Jer or all the groups on Bad Time Records, ska is already back on an upswing-
CIA INTERROGATOR: Turn up the voltage. Yes all the way to lethal, please, fuck.
CIA INTERROGATOR: Turn up the voltage. Yes all the way to lethal, please, fuck.
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ME: So there is no "fourth wave ska" because ska "waves" were only designated after the fact. We're already in the "fourth wave", just look at Jer or all the groups on Bad Time Records, ska is already back on an upswing-
CIA INTERROGATOR: Turn up the voltage. Yes all the way to lethal, please, fuck.
CIA INTERROGATOR: Turn up the voltage. Yes all the way to lethal, please, fuck.
Surf Dracula was an incredible tweet.
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Surf Dracula was an incredible tweet.
'bifurcated' means you have two different kinds of fur.
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
'bifurcated' means you have two different kinds of fur.
Getting older has been the slow dawning realisation that literally anything, that becomes even slightly popular, will be swarmed by vacuous aholes trying to use it to boost their own popularity, relatability, or agenda.
And they will do this with guile and ruthlessness and unmatched energy.
And they will do this with guile and ruthlessness and unmatched energy.
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Getting older has been the slow dawning realisation that literally anything, that becomes even slightly popular, will be swarmed by vacuous aholes trying to use it to boost their own popularity, relatability, or agenda.
And they will do this with guile and ruthlessness and unmatched energy.
And they will do this with guile and ruthlessness and unmatched energy.
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they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
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'Is your drummer working hard or hardly working' assed metal mix. =/
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
'Is your drummer working hard or hardly working' assed metal mix. =/
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Probalby, he was the guy that has put many of them in need of the service.
So the guy that could actually just change things so that not so many people needed these Christmas boxes....helped pack them?
Over 35,000 Christmas Boxes packed this year as Kiwis struggle with cost of living
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Probalby, he was the guy that has put many of them in need of the service.
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Perfect post, tragically so true ☹️ With alt text
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Perfect post, tragically so true ☹️ With alt text
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Damage type conversion
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Damage type conversion
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What people don't realise about the White House is that it wasn't always white. Recent analyses show it was originally painted in bright, gaudy colours, which have simply faded and eroded away over time
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What people don't realise about the White House is that it wasn't always white. Recent analyses show it was originally painted in bright, gaudy colours, which have simply faded and eroded away over time
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he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
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this is by far the least cool anyone has ever made doing drugs look
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
this is by far the least cool anyone has ever made doing drugs look