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ApocalypseElf
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Not so quiet subversive. 'Quirky'. Theremin player. Pigeon fancier. Pocket friends. "Obstinate, headstrong girl!" I contain multitudes. Aotearoa.
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Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve never seen in the wild:

Slithy tove
Jubjub bird
Bandersnatch
Mome rath
Jabberwock
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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@chrishipkins.bsky.social Lead on trans rights and gender affirming care or get out of the way. This is coming directly from the medical professionals who know best, and protects the people who are most vulnerable to losing life-saving care. THIS IS AN EASY WIN. TAKE THE W.
Labour have been gifted opportunity by PATHA releasing gender affirming care guidelines, and still haven't said anything (AS A PARTY) to support human rights of trans people

If you're not pushing back on the National coalition then you're helping them along
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Do it Leo
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Game on team 👇
New goal just dropped everyone #NZPol
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Restraint. Fucks sake Labour is that bewedded to the cancerous Centralism Incrementalism it has learnt nothing from 2023 when it got its arse handed to it because of Centralism Incrementalism

If all Labour can offer is National Lite why would people change to Labour

They wont
Bishop Wins
OPINION: Labour’s finance spokesperson set the tone for 2026 with a message of restraint and fiscal responsibility — while avoiding the details voters will eventually demand.
Edmonds renews Labour’s script: Discipline first, promises later
OPINION: Labour’s finance spokesperson set the tone for 2026 with a message of restraint and fiscal responsibility — while avoiding the details voters will eventually demand.
dlvr.it
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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FUCK (and I can 𝐍𝐎𝐓 emphasis this enough) OFF!

NZ Labour? Oh, please—I've seen more backbone in a jellyfish soufflé and more conviction in a weather vane during a hurricane. If dithering were an Olympic sport, they'd take gold, silver, and a complimentary fruit basket.
OPINION: Labour’s finance spokesperson set the tone for 2026 with a message of restraint and fiscal responsibility — while avoiding the details voters will eventually demand.
Edmonds renews Labour’s script: Discipline first, promises later
OPINION: Labour’s finance spokesperson set the tone for 2026 with a message of restraint and fiscal responsibility — while avoiding the details voters will eventually demand.
dlvr.it
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I went out and bought some 2nd hand speakers. Castle Kendals and Krix Lyrix.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Sorry people. Indulged in capitalism today because Christmas presents for flatting kids
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Jesus christ. Imagine running into this guy in a dark alley.

Something I genuinely appreciate about @paleofuture.bsky.social, is how he tracks terrible politicians as bizarro human beings, whether in photos or press conferences. It's easy to see them as cartoons, but they're much scarier as people
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Please play my new game WhamBam, where you actually keep score of the number of times you hear Last Christmas between 1 December and 24 December.
The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Reminder
You weren’t “high-functioning.”
You were masking.

You weren’t “coping.”
You were dissociating.

You weren’t “fine.”
You were in burnout.

They praised your performance.
But never saw the cost.

You deserved care.
Not applause.
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Oft-ignored dataset - IRD's count of people by primary income source. Here's the annual change data - the hope is that the red bars (benefits) get back to zero growth - maybe next winter? The blue bars (work) could turn positive in early 2026 when we get a tinsy bit of job growth. [1/2]
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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look, i would rather burn this country to the ground than let national have another term but can we please be rid of chris hipkins, he's fucking trash.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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What do these corporations have in common?

Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel

In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.

This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Minister for Lowering Standards. #NzPol
New cost-cutting measures for wasterwater standards announced
It is hoped the new standards will save up to $830 million over the next 35 years by streamlining wastewater consents.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Found on twitter. Natalie from Oamaru taking Luxon to the cleaners. That last sentence - oof.
#nzpol
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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I wanna know all of your favorite songs
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Beluga whale
- kiwi
- whio
- eel
- kangaroo
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Cassowary
- Salt-water crocodile
- King brown snake
- Frilled-neck lizard
- Elk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
- Kea
- Weka
- Buffalo
- Squirrels
- Raccoons
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Heard the interview with Gina Rippon and Lost Girls of Autism and have many feelings as a late diagnosed woman. Her discussion of whole lives lived a certain way stirred things up . www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro...
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Ffs. A Senior Manager that has form for this type of behaviour?? But has had no appropriate or sufficient consequences to make them change. Then, imo, it’s by design to do further harm to the people the state believe harmed the state by speaking out. 1/2 #nzpol
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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“But the evidence for its conclusions is there and it is comprehensive. MPs, high-level bureaucrats and Crown lawyers spent tens of millions of dollars across decades on strategies that the Royal Commission found amounted to a ‘cover-up’ of a system of abuse against children.” #nzpol 2/2
Crown cover-up? When the state turned on its victims
Offices of the Attorney-General and Solicitor-General have been implicated in what a Royal Commission calls a 'cover-up' of torture and sexual abuse of children in the custody of the state. Who else w...
newsroom.co.nz
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM