ApocalypseElf
@apocalypseelf.bsky.social
Not so quiet subversive. 'Quirky'. Theremin player. Pigeon fancier. Pocket friends. "Obstinate, headstrong girl!" I contain multitudes. Aotearoa.
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FUCK (and I can 𝐍𝐎𝐓 emphasis this enough) OFF!
NZ Labour? Oh, please—I've seen more backbone in a jellyfish soufflé and more conviction in a weather vane during a hurricane. If dithering were an Olympic sport, they'd take gold, silver, and a complimentary fruit basket.
NZ Labour? Oh, please—I've seen more backbone in a jellyfish soufflé and more conviction in a weather vane during a hurricane. If dithering were an Olympic sport, they'd take gold, silver, and a complimentary fruit basket.
OPINION: Labour’s finance spokesperson set the tone for 2026 with a message of restraint and fiscal responsibility — while avoiding the details voters will eventually demand.
Edmonds renews Labour’s script: Discipline first, promises later
OPINION: Labour’s finance spokesperson set the tone for 2026 with a message of restraint and fiscal responsibility — while avoiding the details voters will eventually demand.
dlvr.it
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
FUCK (and I can 𝐍𝐎𝐓 emphasis this enough) OFF!
NZ Labour? Oh, please—I've seen more backbone in a jellyfish soufflé and more conviction in a weather vane during a hurricane. If dithering were an Olympic sport, they'd take gold, silver, and a complimentary fruit basket.
NZ Labour? Oh, please—I've seen more backbone in a jellyfish soufflé and more conviction in a weather vane during a hurricane. If dithering were an Olympic sport, they'd take gold, silver, and a complimentary fruit basket.
I went out and bought some 2nd hand speakers. Castle Kendals and Krix Lyrix.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I went out and bought some 2nd hand speakers. Castle Kendals and Krix Lyrix.
Sorry people. Indulged in capitalism today because Christmas presents for flatting kids
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Sorry people. Indulged in capitalism today because Christmas presents for flatting kids
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Jesus christ. Imagine running into this guy in a dark alley.
Something I genuinely appreciate about @paleofuture.bsky.social, is how he tracks terrible politicians as bizarro human beings, whether in photos or press conferences. It's easy to see them as cartoons, but they're much scarier as people
Something I genuinely appreciate about @paleofuture.bsky.social, is how he tracks terrible politicians as bizarro human beings, whether in photos or press conferences. It's easy to see them as cartoons, but they're much scarier as people
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Jesus christ. Imagine running into this guy in a dark alley.
Something I genuinely appreciate about @paleofuture.bsky.social, is how he tracks terrible politicians as bizarro human beings, whether in photos or press conferences. It's easy to see them as cartoons, but they're much scarier as people
Something I genuinely appreciate about @paleofuture.bsky.social, is how he tracks terrible politicians as bizarro human beings, whether in photos or press conferences. It's easy to see them as cartoons, but they're much scarier as people
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Please play my new game WhamBam, where you actually keep score of the number of times you hear Last Christmas between 1 December and 24 December.
The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Please play my new game WhamBam, where you actually keep score of the number of times you hear Last Christmas between 1 December and 24 December.
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Reminder
You weren’t “high-functioning.”
You were masking.
You weren’t “coping.”
You were dissociating.
You weren’t “fine.”
You were in burnout.
They praised your performance.
But never saw the cost.
You deserved care.
Not applause.
You were masking.
You weren’t “coping.”
You were dissociating.
You weren’t “fine.”
You were in burnout.
They praised your performance.
But never saw the cost.
You deserved care.
Not applause.
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Reminder
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Oft-ignored dataset - IRD's count of people by primary income source. Here's the annual change data - the hope is that the red bars (benefits) get back to zero growth - maybe next winter? The blue bars (work) could turn positive in early 2026 when we get a tinsy bit of job growth. [1/2]
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oft-ignored dataset - IRD's count of people by primary income source. Here's the annual change data - the hope is that the red bars (benefits) get back to zero growth - maybe next winter? The blue bars (work) could turn positive in early 2026 when we get a tinsy bit of job growth. [1/2]
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look, i would rather burn this country to the ground than let national have another term but can we please be rid of chris hipkins, he's fucking trash.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
look, i would rather burn this country to the ground than let national have another term but can we please be rid of chris hipkins, he's fucking trash.
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What do these corporations have in common?
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What do these corporations have in common?
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
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The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
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Minister for Lowering Standards. #NzPol
New cost-cutting measures for wasterwater standards announced
It is hoped the new standards will save up to $830 million over the next 35 years by streamlining wastewater consents.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Minister for Lowering Standards. #NzPol
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I wanna know all of your favorite songs
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I wanna know all of your favorite songs
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Beluga whale
- kiwi
- whio
- eel
- kangaroo
- Beluga whale
- kiwi
- whio
- eel
- kangaroo
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Cassowary
- Salt-water crocodile
- King brown snake
- Frilled-neck lizard
- Elk
- Cassowary
- Salt-water crocodile
- King brown snake
- Frilled-neck lizard
- Elk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
- Kea
- Weka
- Buffalo
- Squirrels
- Raccoons
- Kea
- Weka
- Buffalo
- Squirrels
- Raccoons
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Beluga whale
- kiwi
- whio
- eel
- kangaroo
- Beluga whale
- kiwi
- whio
- eel
- kangaroo
Heard the interview with Gina Rippon and Lost Girls of Autism and have many feelings as a late diagnosed woman. Her discussion of whole lives lived a certain way stirred things up . www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro...
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Heard the interview with Gina Rippon and Lost Girls of Autism and have many feelings as a late diagnosed woman. Her discussion of whole lives lived a certain way stirred things up . www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro...
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Ffs. A Senior Manager that has form for this type of behaviour?? But has had no appropriate or sufficient consequences to make them change. Then, imo, it’s by design to do further harm to the people the state believe harmed the state by speaking out. 1/2 #nzpol
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ffs. A Senior Manager that has form for this type of behaviour?? But has had no appropriate or sufficient consequences to make them change. Then, imo, it’s by design to do further harm to the people the state believe harmed the state by speaking out. 1/2 #nzpol
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“But the evidence for its conclusions is there and it is comprehensive. MPs, high-level bureaucrats and Crown lawyers spent tens of millions of dollars across decades on strategies that the Royal Commission found amounted to a ‘cover-up’ of a system of abuse against children.” #nzpol 2/2
Crown cover-up? When the state turned on its victims
Offices of the Attorney-General and Solicitor-General have been implicated in what a Royal Commission calls a 'cover-up' of torture and sexual abuse of children in the custody of the state. Who else w...
newsroom.co.nz
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“But the evidence for its conclusions is there and it is comprehensive. MPs, high-level bureaucrats and Crown lawyers spent tens of millions of dollars across decades on strategies that the Royal Commission found amounted to a ‘cover-up’ of a system of abuse against children.” #nzpol 2/2
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Yesterday Sir Peter Gluckman at a speech to the MacDiarmid Institute symposium used the merger of CRIs as an example of removing redundancies in NZ science. I guess these are the redundancies he meant.
Ongoing erosion of public research capabilities in Aotearoa. When orgs are forced to restructure like this without $ to pay for it, this is what happens. Very curious to know what the new management structure is and how much it costs in salaries...
#NZPOL
#NZPOL
Bioeconomy Science Institute to ask for voluntary redundancies
CEO Mark Piper said the proposed voluntary redundancy offer was part of a financial improvement process to support the new organisation.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yesterday Sir Peter Gluckman at a speech to the MacDiarmid Institute symposium used the merger of CRIs as an example of removing redundancies in NZ science. I guess these are the redundancies he meant.
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With the way that politicos & media talk about trans kids, it’s easy to forget that we are talking about children & their families. Here are 5 women talking about their experiences. It’s v different from the far right rhetoric that ‘bad’ parents are forcing their kids to be trans.
Parents who once struggled to accept their trans kids share what changed their minds in new series - buff.ly/61KuVmo
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
With the way that politicos & media talk about trans kids, it’s easy to forget that we are talking about children & their families. Here are 5 women talking about their experiences. It’s v different from the far right rhetoric that ‘bad’ parents are forcing their kids to be trans.
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My dog I love you humans 😂❤️ #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
My dog I love you humans 😂❤️ #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
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An incredible quote. One for the ages
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
An incredible quote. One for the ages
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Honestly I hate that I live with this level of paranoia, but yeah, I’m like EVERYONE SAVE IT QUICK
Downloaded and saved.
Y’ALL. PATHA RELEASED THE NEW GENDER AFFIRMING CARE GUIDELINES. THE ONES THE GOVT SUPPRESSED
GET IN IT
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GET IN IT
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November 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Honestly I hate that I live with this level of paranoia, but yeah, I’m like EVERYONE SAVE IT QUICK
Stocking stiffer ideas for slightly alternative 20 year old??
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Stocking stiffer ideas for slightly alternative 20 year old??