allison
@rockcelery.bsky.social
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Hell-based tanghulu sales. Still watching the Mets for some reason
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cait.bsky.social
I cannot believe people were losing their jobs for being mildly critical of Charlie Kirk and the president of the united states just went on tv and said "skill issue loser, RIP but I'm different"
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Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
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ryanmarino.bsky.social
Since last fall, sheriffs in MA have been accused of misusing campaign funds (funneling cash to their personal business, one sheriff purchased a $700 course to start a podcast), drunken driving, and extorting a cannabis company, respectively. They have a $162M deficit on their $737.2M annual budget.
rockcelery.bsky.social
Awww, I love their stylish little tusk caps!
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purplechrain.bsky.social
The US continues to use its military to murder foreign civilians from a country the US is not at war with and who pose no imminent threat that could conceivably justify a claim of self-defence, based entirely on allegations of criminal activity for which the penalty, if convicted, is not death.
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Trump announces another strike "just off the Coast of Venezuela" that killed 6 people
Under my Standing Authorities as Commander-in-Chief, this morning, the Secretary of War, ordered a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel affiliated with a Designated Terrorist Organization (DTO) conducting narcotrafficking in the USSOUTHCOM area of responsibility — just off the Coast of Venezuela. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was trafficking narcotics, was associated with illicit narcoterrorist networks, and was transiting along a known DTO route. The strike was conducted in International Waters, and six male narcoterrorists aboard the vessel were killed in the strike. No U.S. Forces were harmed. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!!
rockcelery.bsky.social
If they didn’t, imagine them seeing this post having thought this whole time that they voted for Totten and finding out they were counted for Pickett.
rockcelery.bsky.social
If they intended to vote for both, I desperately want to meet them. I need to understand.
rockcelery.bsky.social
RCV is great but it requires so much voter education every year. It seems like this person thought you had to rank 15 candidates. Because I have a hard time imagining there’s someone out there who thought, “Well, I really liked Dan Totten but Joan Pickett would also be great!”
cambma2023ballots.bsky.social
Precinct: 2-3
15 candidates ranked.
Rankings: Totten, Sobrinho-Wheeler, Al-Zubi, McGuirk, Walker, Klein, Nolan, Azeem, McGovern, Simmons, Toner, Hanratty, Pickett, Pasquarello, Winters
Vote was counted for: Pickett
This ballot is unique and no other ranked exactly these candidates.
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bikepedantic.bsky.social
We’re firing up the HONK Bike Bus again, on Halloween morn!

We need volunteers! If you’re local to #CambMa, click thru if you can tote a musician, lend a cargobike, help out with publicity or marshaling or whatever! Or just come out the morning of and cheer us on!

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
Me: I just don't understand why I can't just out-think my anxiety and emotions and simply react and respond in the most ideal way every single time and never feel bad
My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*
rockcelery.bsky.social
If sinking PayPal entirely is too big an ask, I frequently think about the time when Musk crashed his McLaren F1 with Thiel in the car and they both walked away uninjured
rockcelery.bsky.social
And not for nothing, there’s a lot of overlap between the “that must be AI because it’s too complex for a normal person” and “sometimes the curtains are just blue” crowds. Like, I’m sorry you can’t read or write but I promise it’s not too late to learn.
rockcelery.bsky.social
This is why the em dash thing fucking kills me. Writing isn’t AI because it contains punctuation you don’t know how to use! Most people can barely be trusted with commas.
jordantcarlson.bsky.social
This is also why the "AI is good at writing" thing gets to me. It is probably better than the average person at writing. The average person does not write, has not tried to write seriously, and does not consider writing a skill worth their time!

The average is so low it's subterranean.
rockcelery.bsky.social
It’s her birthday! You can be Team Basil today if you want
rockcelery.bsky.social
The cats can coexist on the couch iff Basil is under a blanket
Chunky gray cat loafing on a couch, looking at a crocheted blanket with a suspiciously cat-shaped lump under it
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massaabb.bsky.social
Are you an author or illustrator living in Massachusetts & want to help pass right to read legislation here? Join Authors Against Book Bans and then connect with the Massachusetts chapter. You'll have access to a discord with tons of resources & get newsletters with action items, info, & more.
AABB Author Sign-Up Form
Hello! We're Authors Against Book Bans, a group of authors who’ve come together to protect and promote the freedom to read on both the national and local levels. We’re creating a network of authors…
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rockcelery.bsky.social
He’s got a brand new catnip banana and no idea what to do with all these feet
My beautiful cat son is far too high. All of his feet are in the air in no particular order
rockcelery.bsky.social
Gotta do a full Archer and change it to the CIA
Image from season 6 of Archer. Mallory is on the phone in the foreground as movers roll the ISIS logo away
rockcelery.bsky.social
I love when they blame protesters after they indiscriminately pepper spray each other
vijayiyer.bsky.social
In case you’re hearing about the “protest that turned violent” in Boston last week, here’s the “violence” in question, per the police report
Following the protest, four officers were taken to the hospital for treatment of injuries. One officer had a broken nose and had his glasses broken, another was treated for pepper spray exposure, one sustained a finger injury while handcuffing and another sustained a lower back injury attempting to make an arrest.
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caitlindeangelis.bsky.social
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility
By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago



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A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo.

The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview.

“My world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese.

From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett.

The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.
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riseupforjustice.bsky.social
#Respect #RestInPower
Jesse L. Douglas, Aide to King in Marches From Selma, Is Dead at 90.

A lieutenant to Martin Luther King Jr. and a fellow preacher, he played a vital role in organizing voting-rights protests in 1965 that began with “Bloody Sunday.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
Jesse L. Douglas, Aide to King in Marches From Selma, Is Dead at 90
www.nytimes.com
rockcelery.bsky.social
I feel like Bronx Giraffe is too laden with symbolism to become a lovable underdog, but yes, Humpy doesn’t get to win the Salmon Run
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spindlypete.bsky.social
"tell your republican family and friends that-" i'm gonna stop you right there, we must have experienced wildly disparate bush administrations
rockcelery.bsky.social
Well, I couldn’t get Waiting for Godot tickets