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allison

@rockcelery.bsky.social

Same, though occasionally “crab rangoon” produces this

Baby cheetah looking up at mom: Mother I wish for crab rangoon
Closer in on the baby: Mother.
Zoomed in on baby’s face: The rangoon, Mother.

December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM

allison

@rockcelery.bsky.social

“Come on and get in the boat, fish. Come on and get in the boat, fish fish”

Shot from the end of Children of Men, where Kee, Dylan, and Theo are in a small rowboat. Theo is slumped over, bleeding—maybe dying—and almost certainly whispering Strongbad’s “get in the boat, fish” jig

December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM

allison

@rockcelery.bsky.social

Just the entirety of Chen Chen’s “i love you to the moon &”

www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/160539...

i love you to the moon &

not back, let’s not come back, let’s go by the speed of
queer zest & stay up
there & get ourselves a little
moon cottage (so pretty), then start a moon garden

with lots of moon veggies (so healthy), i mean
i was already moonlighting
as an online moonologist
most weekends, so this is the immensely

logical next step, are you
packing your bags yet, don’t forget your
sailor moon jean jacket, let’s wear
our sailor moon jean jackets while twirling in that lighter,

queerer moon gravity, let’s love each other
(so good) on the moon, let’s love
the moon
on the moon

December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM

allison

@rockcelery.bsky.social

My sister-in-law got me a ramen advent calendar!! Which is very exciting but I could not figure out how tf to get it home on the train! And then while I was taking a shower, my mom individually wrapped some of them so I could take them home without getting spoiled!!

Giant box of many ramens, labeled “24 days of ramen”

Festively wrapped and numbered packages of ramen

December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM

allison

@rockcelery.bsky.social

Got the dog niece too overexcited while we were playing and she frew up :(

Riley, a tricolor pomsky, doing a full pathetic sploot and sad eyes on the rug, next to the new Lamby she got to replace the old Lamby she vommed on. A giant Lamby is visible in the background. This dog is seriously obsessed with Lambchop.

December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM

allison

@rockcelery.bsky.social

Like, this is the face of a mother who, if she didn’t instruct you to enroll in a social psychology class taught by a trans instructor in order to try to ruin her life and career while making a name for you both on the right’s grift circuit, was extremely proud when you told her what you did.

Screenshot from Apple Podcasts, the show page for “Real Talk with Kristi” (a Fulnecky Media production). The image on the page is of the show’s host, who is a white woman with dark hair and eyes, a weirdly mob-wife-coded outfit and hair (leopard print top, aggressive ring and bracelet, fluffy bangs) and typical Conservative American Woman Makeup (red lip and heavy black eyeliner and mascara that shrink the eye so as to make the lack of soul behind them less glaring). The beginning of the show’s description is visible: “Former Councilwoman & Attorney Kristi Fulnecky brings a conservative voice to culture and politics as she talks with a special guest each week.”

December 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM

allison

@rockcelery.bsky.social

Walked into the room during Mr. Bear nap time

Greige tabby lying on a bolstered cat bed with one front paw extended toward the camera and the other shielding his eyes

November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM

allison

@rockcelery.bsky.social

Stopped to ask if I should, and probably not, but my friends support me regardless. I will save you some, @maja-li.bsky.social!

Screenshot of a text conversation:

Me: You guys. [REDACTED] and now I’m obsessed with the idea of [REDACTED]

Friend who did nothing to deserve this: …I don’t think I like that.
I guess you could do it with cranberries…?

Me: Like a sweet one with [REDACTED]

Friend who did nothing to deserve this: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Me: I’m still turning a savory one around in my head but I feel like I’m on to something here

Screenshot of a text conversation:

Sent by me, hearted by my lovely friend who, again, does not deserve this: I’ve talked myself into making both of these, thank you for your assistance in this matter

November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM

allison

@rockcelery.bsky.social

Sounds like someone hasn’t killed enough PCs and brought them back as vampire brides tbh

Screenshot of a Reddit post in r/dnd:

“My PCs aren’t scared of Strahd and I don’t know what to do, please help

November 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM

allison

@rockcelery.bsky.social

Oscar just left my room of his own free will for the first time since August. Please clap for the mushiest baby known to mankind

Sleepy greige tabby stretching and blepping

November 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM

allison

@rockcelery.bsky.social

Parks and Rec jail meme, with the text, “Right to the harbor, right away!”

November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM

allison

@rockcelery.bsky.social

This is terrible and no Jewish institution should have to worry about being vandalized with hate symbols.
Also, I am very familiar with this neighborhood and I’ll eat my hat if this was done by a Zohran voter or leftist of any kind. Simply because they are, shall we say, thin on the ground there?