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Hell-based tanghulu sales.
Still watching the Mets for some reason
Same, though occasionally “crab rangoon” produces this
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“Come on and get in the boat, fish. Come on and get in the boat, fish fish”
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Just the entirety of Chen Chen’s “i love you to the moon &”

www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/160539...
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My sister-in-law got me a ramen advent calendar!! Which is very exciting but I could not figure out how tf to get it home on the train! And then while I was taking a shower, my mom individually wrapped some of them so I could take them home without getting spoiled!!
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Got the dog niece too overexcited while we were playing and she frew up :(
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Like, this is the face of a mother who, if she didn’t instruct you to enroll in a social psychology class taught by a trans instructor in order to try to ruin her life and career while making a name for you both on the right’s grift circuit, was extremely proud when you told her what you did.
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Walked into the room during Mr. Bear nap time
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Stopped to ask if I should, and probably not, but my friends support me regardless. I will save you some, @maja-li.bsky.social!
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sounds like someone hasn’t killed enough PCs and brought them back as vampire brides tbh
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Oscar just left my room of his own free will for the first time since August. Please clap for the mushiest baby known to mankind
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is terrible and no Jewish institution should have to worry about being vandalized with hate symbols.
Also, I am very familiar with this neighborhood and I’ll eat my hat if this was done by a Zohran voter or leftist of any kind. Simply because they are, shall we say, thin on the ground there?
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
October 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Someone give him this one. Maybe he’ll shit himself and [redacted]
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
He burrow
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I don’t think the calming collar is working
October 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How weird! You guys aren’t even on that branch
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Kicked in the head by a horse theory also going strong
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The cats can coexist on the couch iff Basil is under a blanket
October 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
He’s got a brand new catnip banana and no idea what to do with all these feet
October 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Gotta do a full Archer and change it to the CIA
October 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Borscht was slightly just too close to the back of the fridge, I guess :/
October 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM