Green Ben Casserole
@franzferdinand2.bsky.social
The "R.R." in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for "Ruff Ryder". Same as George R.R. Martin, weird enough.
He/Him
He/Him
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i guess i’m learning about puppets
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
i guess i’m learning about puppets
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I bet billy corgan went through the other classic universal monsters before landing on “vampire”
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I bet billy corgan went through the other classic universal monsters before landing on “vampire”
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My book GHOST DAYS is a lushly illustrated love letter to Appalachian folklore, witchcraft, and pulpy paranormal adventure. It's got incredible @tiffanyturrill.bsky.social art, and a wandering witch I *love* writing.
On sale now for over 50% off! There's only 35 books left...
On sale now for over 50% off! There's only 35 books left...
Ghost Days — ASHER ELBEIN
Southern Appalachia, 1900. Cast out by tragedy and strange magic, Anna O’Brien wanders the countryside on her wooden leg: living by her wits, settling spirits for her work, and never, ever looking ba...
www.asherelbein.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My book GHOST DAYS is a lushly illustrated love letter to Appalachian folklore, witchcraft, and pulpy paranormal adventure. It's got incredible @tiffanyturrill.bsky.social art, and a wandering witch I *love* writing.
On sale now for over 50% off! There's only 35 books left...
On sale now for over 50% off! There's only 35 books left...
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In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday
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Me, playing Fallout 4: *mows down two dozen raiders with Molotov cocktails and a spray of bullets from a customized combat rifle.
Also me, playing Fallout 4: Builds a library in Sanctuary Hills and ensures every residence has a working sink and toilet.
Also me, playing Fallout 4: Builds a library in Sanctuary Hills and ensures every residence has a working sink and toilet.
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Me, playing Fallout 4: *mows down two dozen raiders with Molotov cocktails and a spray of bullets from a customized combat rifle.
Also me, playing Fallout 4: Builds a library in Sanctuary Hills and ensures every residence has a working sink and toilet.
Also me, playing Fallout 4: Builds a library in Sanctuary Hills and ensures every residence has a working sink and toilet.
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RABBAN: So all I'm sayin' is — 24. That's it. That's the highest number! Where ya gonna go from there?
FEYD-RAUTHA: Bullshit — what about 25?
PITER: Hey, what about 26?
BARON HARKONNEN: {rising from black ooze} The next one of you fellatos that adds a number to another number will die at my hands
FEYD-RAUTHA: Bullshit — what about 25?
PITER: Hey, what about 26?
BARON HARKONNEN: {rising from black ooze} The next one of you fellatos that adds a number to another number will die at my hands
May 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
RABBAN: So all I'm sayin' is — 24. That's it. That's the highest number! Where ya gonna go from there?
FEYD-RAUTHA: Bullshit — what about 25?
PITER: Hey, what about 26?
BARON HARKONNEN: {rising from black ooze} The next one of you fellatos that adds a number to another number will die at my hands
FEYD-RAUTHA: Bullshit — what about 25?
PITER: Hey, what about 26?
BARON HARKONNEN: {rising from black ooze} The next one of you fellatos that adds a number to another number will die at my hands
"You will be visited by three spirits...and Clyde."
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits...and Clyde."
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Yoda, in Glengarry Glen Ross: "For closers, leads are."
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Yoda, in Glengarry Glen Ross: "For closers, leads are."
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The girl reading this 💃🏻
Who's your fave
👒 Scarecrow
🤖 Tin Man
🦁 Cowardly Lion
👒 Scarecrow
🤖 Tin Man
🦁 Cowardly Lion
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The girl reading this 💃🏻
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(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
December 22, 2024 at 2:02 AM
(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
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What if it happens over this long weekend? I have a good feeling about it 😌🫶
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What if it happens over this long weekend? I have a good feeling about it 😌🫶
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"This is where I watched Zorak die, Raphael."
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"This is where I watched Zorak die, Raphael."
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
COUCH! COUCH! COUCH! COUCH!
Couch! Couch! Couch! Couch!
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
COUCH! COUCH! COUCH! COUCH!
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Happy Turkey Day from the Hopkinsville Goblin!
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Happy Turkey Day from the Hopkinsville Goblin!
Pickles are important to the meal.
My contributions to the feast. Soft pretzel stuffing and homemade pickles are always a hit. #JadziaCooks
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Pickles are important to the meal.
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
I was going to make a joke about tearing up my betting tickets and angrily throwing them on the ground after Best in Show got announced, but then realized people probably are betting on the dog show.
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I was going to make a joke about tearing up my betting tickets and angrily throwing them on the ground after Best in Show got announced, but then realized people probably are betting on the dog show.
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
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Hot take: every game should have one of these and it should be written from the perspective of a twinkle-eyed old wizard by a fireside who starts with "Oho, friend, come in! I didn't see you there! Come sit here with me, and warm your frozen bones." then offers you tea while explaining polyhedrons
Do you think the "Explain what a TTRPG is" page is necessary or not
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hot take: every game should have one of these and it should be written from the perspective of a twinkle-eyed old wizard by a fireside who starts with "Oho, friend, come in! I didn't see you there! Come sit here with me, and warm your frozen bones." then offers you tea while explaining polyhedrons
I bet every year at the Meyer household Thanksgiving dinner, Russ made sure to specify that he was thankful for boobs.
It's always weird when people discuss what a "Thanksgiving movie" is. It's whatever movie you decide to watch on Thanksgiving. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls can be a Thanksgiving movie if your heart wants it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I bet every year at the Meyer household Thanksgiving dinner, Russ made sure to specify that he was thankful for boobs.
It's always weird when people discuss what a "Thanksgiving movie" is. It's whatever movie you decide to watch on Thanksgiving. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls can be a Thanksgiving movie if your heart wants it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's always weird when people discuss what a "Thanksgiving movie" is. It's whatever movie you decide to watch on Thanksgiving. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls can be a Thanksgiving movie if your heart wants it.
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He pronounced “Saiyan” correctly this year which means someone had to tell Al Roker how to pronounce “Saiyan” after last year.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
He pronounced “Saiyan” correctly this year which means someone had to tell Al Roker how to pronounce “Saiyan” after last year.