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PythonFables
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Yet another rat jumping off the ship.

Writer, trying my best after the dust has settled, 32 he/him

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PythonFables @pythonfables.bsky.social · Jan 18
Hi, I'm PythonFables. Yes, that is my legal name. I write sometimes.

Writings: archiveofourown.org/users/python...
Questions, I guess: neospring.org/@pythonfables
Info: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I love long links.
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l3nkart.bsky.social
The gabagool gets the girl, I dont make the rules
August 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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itsthebrandi.bsky.social
A blessed Veteran's Day to my Uncle and Minnesota's greatest senator
itsthebrandi.bsky.social Brandi's Hypothetical Chicken Spot 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · Nov 12
Almost forgot to share this important piece of family lore on Veterans Day
Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @ItsTheBrandi My mom just told me that one of my grandma's brothers, so my uncle, got a dishonorable discharge for "slapping the shit out of an officer who called him a nigger" but then he asked Sen. Hubert Humphrey to get it made an honorable discharge. And he did. Incredible. 8:15 PM · Apr 13, 2020
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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errant-signal.com
Trying to explain how Ambrosia Sky is Powerwash Simulator meets Donkey Kong Bananza but about being wistful for a home you can't go back to and leaving the midwest and grief for lost people & endeavors alike and also there's a grapple hook
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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reloadlastsave.bsky.social
The Hetero Perverts and the Gay Weirdos need to band together and admit that jerking off to cartoons is pretty cool if we want to win this thing.
monkhazard.bsky.social Monk || terminal skzr Unwellness @monkhazard.bsky.social · Oct 13
The thing is like if we want to fight back against prudery and sex negativity we also have to stop referring to stuff as 'gooner art' and accept that nsfw shit that reads as 'for the male gaze' has as much a right to exist as your favourite yaoi
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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tiduidu.bsky.social
Adding "LGBT cause I love my wife" to all bios and looking back at my audience for approval like a contestant in The Price Is Right
theserfstv.bsky.social The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 4d
Loving women is gay. Being attracted to women is gay. Enjoying consentual sex with women is gay.

Is anything straight anymore?
Fuentes "being a wife guy is still gay actually" Andrew Tate "this is an objective fact. Anyone who's experienced with women isn't enamoured by then. Omg my omg my wife said so anyway I was having a beer and then my wife said. Gay."
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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downwithdan.bsky.social
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world." Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning. October 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
Columbo, the detective!
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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zoey.dog
lmfao
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Ethan L. @24 TrueTonelenor I tried editing a meme about executive dysfunction on my phone to have different words and my phone corrupted the image somehow and honestly it makes the meme far better: [glitched screenshot of a greek illustration of sisyphus pushing a boulder uphill where the boulder is labelled “ The fucking Laundry” and the bottom caption is “AAAAAAAAAAAAA”] 12:25 AM • 2022-09-28
October 15, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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sifu.tweety.fish
an italian sub in front of an american flag and fireworks wearing a nobel peace prize
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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lexa.bsky.social
fucking uuugh the game is on fucking sale I have no energy to promote it anymore it's more than a year old it should be taken for a walk behind a shed and shot in the back of its fucking head please retweet
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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misterryan.bsky.social
yeah that's right eat shit AGAIN cuomo you filthy sex pest fuck
misterryan.bsky.social Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · Jun 25
yeah that's right eat shit cuomo you filthy sex pest fuck
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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kriswolfhe.art
Curtis Silwa can now return to his true calling - being the villain in movies for children that star talking dogs
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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drace.bsky.social
Brutal night for people you should cover your drink around.
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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jahnjira.bsky.social
BREAKING: Former Governor Andrew Cuomo has been caught and euthanized
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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katelynburns.com
Cuomo getting heckled by his own supporters during his concession speech is incredibly good content
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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heatherantos.bsky.social
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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talonsperch.bsky.social
Mansoor is my new fav. 🤷‍♂️

#AEWDYNAMITE
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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captainruck.bsky.social
the "Shenanigans" scene from Super Troopers, specifically the part where Mac is handing Captain O'Hagen his gun
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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phineas.bsky.social
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM