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Yet another rat jumping off the ship.

Writer, trying my best after the dust has settled, 32 he/him

minors fuck off

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PythonFables @pythonfables.bsky.social · Jan 18

Hi, I'm PythonFables. Yes, that is my legal name. I write sometimes.

Writings: archiveofourown.org/users/python...
Questions, I guess: neospring.org/@pythonfables
Info: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I love long links.

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SLAM JOHNSON

@mlyp.bsky.social

November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM

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Kenny Logins

@kennylogins.bsky.social

Don Hughes
@getfiscal
Jeffrey Epstein (with frosted tips and wearing a Hypercolor shirt): And I'm gonna call the plane Lolita Express.

Donald Trump (sipping experimental intelligence serum): You do understand Nabokov's novel is about the terrible logic of abuse, right? You sound like a total imbecile.
1:47 PM • 7/10/19

November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM

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Tomo 🔞[NTRvember Closed]

@tomocum.bsky.social

Its still Ann's birthday soo harm in trying to do smth!
Ann Takamaki #SkeetFics
Rules:
No Joker/Ann im sorry....

November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM

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L3nkart

@l3nkart.bsky.social

The gabagool gets the girl, I dont make the rules

August 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM

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Brandi's Hypothetical Chicken Spot 😾

@itsthebrandi.bsky.social

A blessed Veteran's Day to my Uncle and Minnesota's greatest senator

Brandi's Hypothetical Chicken Spot 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · Nov 12

Almost forgot to share this important piece of family lore on Veterans Day

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾
@ItsTheBrandi
My mom just told me that one of my grandma's brothers, so my uncle, got a dishonorable discharge for "slapping the shit out of an officer who called him a nigger" but then he asked Sen. Hubert Humphrey to get it made an honorable discharge. And he did. Incredible.
8:15 PM · Apr 13, 2020

November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM

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Chris Franklin

@errant-signal.com

Trying to explain how Ambrosia Sky is Powerwash Simulator meets Donkey Kong Bananza but about being wistful for a home you can't go back to and leaving the midwest and grief for lost people & endeavors alike and also there's a grapple hook

November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM

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Reload Last Save

@reloadlastsave.bsky.social

The Hetero Perverts and the Gay Weirdos need to band together and admit that jerking off to cartoons is pretty cool if we want to win this thing.

Monk || terminal skzr Unwellness @monkhazard.bsky.social · Oct 13

The thing is like if we want to fight back against prudery and sex negativity we also have to stop referring to stuff as 'gooner art' and accept that nsfw shit that reads as 'for the male gaze' has as much a right to exist as your favourite yaoi

October 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM

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more mr. nice guy

@juniorhoncho.bsky.social

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM

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Tiduidu

@tiduidu.bsky.social

Adding "LGBT cause I love my wife" to all bios and looking back at my audience for approval like a contestant in The Price Is Right

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 4d

Loving women is gay. Being attracted to women is gay. Enjoying consentual sex with women is gay.

Is anything straight anymore?

Fuentes "being a wife guy is still gay actually"
Andrew Tate "this is an objective fact. Anyone who's experienced with women isn't enamoured by then. Omg my omg my wife said so anyway I was having a beer and then my wife said. Gay."

November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM

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Dan of the Year

@downwithdan.bsky.social

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Joyce Carol Oates
@Joyce... 17h O
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the
"most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk
X.com
Oates is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.

November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM

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Kenny Logins

@kennylogins.bsky.social

Saoirse
@scratchcarddust.bsky.social
If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
October 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM

November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM

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Trevor Henderson 🍉

@slimyswampghost.bsky.social

November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM

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Star Trek Minus Context

@nocontexttrek1.bsky.social

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform.
Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"

November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM

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Special Week (REAL) 🧀🎼

@zoey.dog

lmfao

November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM

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Kenny Logins

@kennylogins.bsky.social

Ethan L.
@24 TrueTonelenor
I tried editing a meme about executive dysfunction on my phone to have different words and my phone corrupted the image somehow and honestly it makes the meme far better:
[glitched screenshot of a greek illustration of sisyphus pushing a boulder uphill where the boulder is labelled “ The fucking Laundry” and the bottom caption is “AAAAAAAAAAAAA”]
12:25 AM • 2022-09-28

October 15, 2024 at 1:04 PM

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tweety fish

@sifu.tweety.fish

an italian sub in front of an american flag and fireworks wearing a nobel peace prize

November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM

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lexa

@lexa.bsky.social

fucking uuugh the game is on fucking sale I have no energy to promote it anymore it's more than a year old it should be taken for a walk behind a shed and shot in the back of its fucking head please retweet