Poseur
@poseur.bsky.social
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PT Anderson still badly needs an editor. But this wasn't as egregious bloated as most of his other movies.
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Saw ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER last night. Not sure on its politics, but its a great metaphor for parenting. Leo tries his best while always on the edge of panic, receives inconsistent and frustrating assistance (except from Benico, who rules)... and he fails constantly.

Checks out.
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Waiting on the replies....
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Unlimited breadsticks. My kind of joint.
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That's how we win. Show people what we love.
poseur.bsky.social
Also.... who gives a shit about your protest to make you feel better about yourself? Sorry we enjoy life and other things.
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Man, look at that bloop in all of its glory. Y'all are such poseur Yankee fans.

Which is worse than actually being Yankee fans.
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Can't act like a villain and then be mad when people call you one...

Accept that you've joined the Dark Side.
poseur.bsky.social
No.... that was another joke!

I was trying to recover!
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Oh, sure. Bring up a good point and ruin the joke.
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Gee, can't imagine why people hate y'all.
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This is a beautiful bloop.
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That's just being a coward, and you deserve whatever happens to you.
poseur.bsky.social
Well, y'all are missing out. Because hating the Blue Jays is fun as hell.
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OK, 5 minutes into the John Candy doc, and I don't think I'm gonna make it.
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Also, forcing us to say "Skydome" with no definite article is just bullshit.
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I'm from Baltimore and now live in Dallas. Really, outside the Yankees, there's been no greater baseball villain to the teams I root for than the Jays.

At least Josh Donaldson doesn't play for them anymore. He might have been the whiniest, most unlikeable player in baseball history.
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Sports needs teams to root for, but you also need teams to root against. A near perfect LCS set up this year. Two of the most loveable teams, the Brewers and Mariners, squaring off against the Dodgers and Jays, two of the easiest teams to loathe.
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Yeah, but that's Maryland. They don't expect good things since Bobby Ross left.
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A simple college football truth:

Don't lose to Northwestern.
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Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
Jimmy Olsen's Blues
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Name Two Singles off the Same Record.
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Its Peticolas. Of course its great.