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Musician, silliness, history

#WhatWeDoInTheShadows

#Severance #TrueCrime #nymets

Hope needed 💙🫏❄️ 🇺🇦
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When you shop off the beaten path...
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Starting in 2027, Santa will be renamed Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Trump: “One year ago, our country was dead!”

The Economist, one year ago:
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Girl, same
NEW: The most symbolic thing ever just happened in Guaíba, Brazil.
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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[trying to explain to a Republican why losing Rob Reiner feels so devastating]

so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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🎶 It was a strawberry bidet
The kind you find in the homeware store
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Before the trombone was invented, trombone players were widely regarded as common maniacs
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Big mad
my timeline right now:

mets fans 🤝 red sox fans

super mad about the alonso signing
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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GM 🖤

Now go do your chores. Go on, git!
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Hurry up. It’s long past time.
Take the down escalator. 🔥
a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .
ALT: a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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✨4 seconds from every episode of Very Important People ✨
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Hope you’re all having a good day. I had like a post flu depression thing but I feel better today. This is a cat riding a thing I just drew.
December 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Wait wait
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Jeffy Dahmer and the Chocolate Factory
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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What were the recent events? 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Meanwhile in West Virginia
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal Constitution
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Ew.
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Everything sucks and is also stupid
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Toddlers are surprisingly easy to knock down given their very low center of gravity.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM