Norm DePlume
@normdeplume.bsky.social
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I love coffee, pets, and people who care about others more than power or money. Dislikes: racists and lima beans. Professional Christian, newspaper employee, public library trustee. She/her.
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normdeplume.bsky.social
I don't think he believes in Heaven or Hell. He just gives God lip service here and there since Christian Nationalists give him a lot of money and power.

It's just not his thing (not that there's anything wrong with that). If you recall, he forgot to use a Bible at his inauguration.
normdeplume.bsky.social
I found it by accident a few weeks ago, lol. Not sure why all the labels aren't in one place. Guess that would be too simple and straightforward. 🤷
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For me, it's down in the "advanced" section at the bottom.
Bluesky moderation settings screen, with arrow pointing at the "Bluesky moderation service" button.
normdeplume.bsky.social
LaHood likely will be never be one either (he's a hopeless sycophant), but his staffers will be hearing from me every day about it until Johnson's strike is over.
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normdeplume.bsky.social
Librarians FTW.
digitalwarrior.bsky.social
Librarians in Texas formed secret lending networks to circulate banned books and keep young readers informed. You can’t silence truth with a ban list. 📚

#FightBack #ReadBannedBooks #FreedomToRead
normdeplume.bsky.social
I remember a snarky bumper sticker I saw as a kid, "Nuke the gay whales for Jesus."

Sounds like they're working on doing exactly that.
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herostratus356.bsky.social
We did it, Pepe. We reclaimed frogs from the Nazis.

You can rest now.
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tonygoldmark.bsky.social
If the Portland frogs REALLY want to fuck with the National Guard, each frog should stay completely motionless except when only ONE specific National Guardsman is looking.
a cartoon frog wearing a top hat and holding a baton
ALT: a cartoon frog wearing a top hat and holding a baton
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normdeplume.bsky.social
Nothing about his groin, but the article did mention that how they gave a pastor a purple nerple so they could get a photo op. 🤷
sticks. Footage shows Woolfarms raised and holding a gas mask-taking slow steps backward. Then Border Patrol agents took over.
One grabbed Woolf by the neck and twisted his nipple, leaving him bruised nearly a week later, he said. "I was wearing my clerical collar, a big old cross necklace, you know, basically everything that you can to identify yourself as not exactly a rioter."
normdeplume.bsky.social
I have so many right now. Time to put some up for adoption.
normdeplume.bsky.social
Lol, the bra is staying put for tonight.

But looking around the kitchen, I could rustle up some fish sticks and custard.
a person is dipping a stick into a bowl of yellow liquid .
Alt: Doctor Who is eating fish sticks and custard.
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normdeplume.bsky.social
Well at least you live in a place with food delivery. I want chicken and waffles now, but the nearest option would require me to put my bra back on and drive 20 miles.

P. S. Happy birthday!
normdeplume.bsky.social
I would love to know what he and Usha talk about in the evenings after his boss has again done our said some asinine thing.
normdeplume.bsky.social
Too bad my new frog costume isn't here yet, lol.
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richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
normdeplume.bsky.social
It's a pretty mixed bag. I'm close to figuring out how to thread that needle, but can't quite get the words squared away yet. Hoping something comes to me soon or it'll be another Sunday morning special, :-/
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In other news, my sermon isn't written yet.

(1 Sam 3, in case you were wondering.)
normdeplume.bsky.social
lol! I'd typed "plastic chicken fence," but somehow deleted the last word there before posting. 🤦‍♀️
normdeplume.bsky.social
This is why I think it's so important to have, say, clergy people at these events (acting normal) in addition to the balloon animals. Double the power against the malignant machismo Trump and Pals.
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I love the Left Sharks and Sam Eagles, too.