Norm DePlume
@normdeplume.bsky.social
I love coffee, pets, and people who care about others more than power or money. Dislikes: racism and lima beans. Professional Christian, newspaper employee, public library trustee. Proud Pro-semite. She/her.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Here is a paragraph that tells one more than enough about both writer and subject.
I skimmed the rest of the piece too, and it was every bit as bile-inducing as you'd expect.
I skimmed the rest of the piece too, and it was every bit as bile-inducing as you'd expect.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Here is a paragraph that tells one more than enough about both writer and subject.
I skimmed the rest of the piece too, and it was every bit as bile-inducing as you'd expect.
I skimmed the rest of the piece too, and it was every bit as bile-inducing as you'd expect.
I am not trotting my sneezy self outside to see the northern lights, but I figured I should document them anyway since I live in a place without much light pollution. So here is a picture of my window screen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I am not trotting my sneezy self outside to see the northern lights, but I figured I should document them anyway since I live in a place without much light pollution. So here is a picture of my window screen.
Frozen stuff fell from the sky today, and I am not pleased. #SeasonsAreOverrated
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Frozen stuff fell from the sky today, and I am not pleased. #SeasonsAreOverrated
That reminds me of the Entertainment 720 logo from "Parks and Recreation."
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
That reminds me of the Entertainment 720 logo from "Parks and Recreation."
Jake didn't want to end his walk, so my son had to help me "convince" him. In Jake's defense, it was a beautiful autumn day.
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Jake didn't want to end his walk, so my son had to help me "convince" him. In Jake's defense, it was a beautiful autumn day.
Time for me to check out from Totenkopf-gate for a bit. Have fun y'all.
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Time for me to check out from Totenkopf-gate for a bit. Have fun y'all.
According to Clearsky.app the new Federal Government accounts are indeed getting the welcome they deserve.
October 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
According to Clearsky.app the new Federal Government accounts are indeed getting the welcome they deserve.
If someone wrote this stuff in a screenplay, it would be rejected as too ridiculous.
October 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If someone wrote this stuff in a screenplay, it would be rejected as too ridiculous.
For me, it's down in the "advanced" section at the bottom.
October 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
For me, it's down in the "advanced" section at the bottom.
Nothing about his groin, but the article did mention that how they gave a pastor a purple nerple so they could get a photo op. 🤷
October 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Nothing about his groin, but the article did mention that how they gave a pastor a purple nerple so they could get a photo op. 🤷
Looking at the Halloween store that just opened up nearby, and can't decide which costume I should lay by for the revolution. Should I order the frog, branch out to something else ridiculous?
#FridayNightPonderings
#FridayNightPonderings
October 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Looking at the Halloween store that just opened up nearby, and can't decide which costume I should lay by for the revolution. Should I order the frog, branch out to something else ridiculous?
#FridayNightPonderings
#FridayNightPonderings
OpenTable's diner data would like to have a word.
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October 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
OpenTable's diner data would like to have a word.
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Folks could do this in Chicago, but it would make more sense to show up dressed as food there.
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Folks could do this in Chicago, but it would make more sense to show up dressed as food there.
I don't have a pug, but I do have a dog who has very strong opinions about some very specific things. He points his face at me and I know we're going to have words.
October 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I don't have a pug, but I do have a dog who has very strong opinions about some very specific things. He points his face at me and I know we're going to have words.
I clicked through from a bonkers reply to an unrelated post, and his "not here for the dating" line gave me real "no sex with nazis" vibes. Do these dudes really believe that their hot takes are irresistible?
October 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I clicked through from a bonkers reply to an unrelated post, and his "not here for the dating" line gave me real "no sex with nazis" vibes. Do these dudes really believe that their hot takes are irresistible?
I was happy for a few minutes yesterday. When leaving my house I saw our neighborhood turkeys hanging out on the road.
(Unfortunately, I was making my neighbor unhappy at the same time, as I was in my car and blocking his way. 🤦 But my embarrassment and his irritation will fade eventually, right?)
(Unfortunately, I was making my neighbor unhappy at the same time, as I was in my car and blocking his way. 🤦 But my embarrassment and his irritation will fade eventually, right?)
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I was happy for a few minutes yesterday. When leaving my house I saw our neighborhood turkeys hanging out on the road.
(Unfortunately, I was making my neighbor unhappy at the same time, as I was in my car and blocking his way. 🤦 But my embarrassment and his irritation will fade eventually, right?)
(Unfortunately, I was making my neighbor unhappy at the same time, as I was in my car and blocking his way. 🤦 But my embarrassment and his irritation will fade eventually, right?)
I don't believe so. His merch shop still sells that hoodie, even.
October 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I don't believe so. His merch shop still sells that hoodie, even.
If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation.
October 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation.