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Mazzy @msnis.bsky.social · Jan 29

Well at least the Hell is never stale.
Fresh daily.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · Apr 15

I got Kit Kats.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · Apr 15

People that are overly nice. What do you want from us?! That's the problem its creepy.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Apr 12

“Is there really no such thing as a stupid question?” he asked idiotically.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Apr 27

I really have to wonder where the people in my head get half of the stupid things they say.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Apr 12

I don't like your attitude, people with good attitudes.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Jun 18

My love language is Latin because it’s dead.

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · Apr 12

Drink. Drank. Drunk.

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · Apr 10

If you ever had to dig through the trash to read cooking instructions on a package, I want to be friends

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · Apr 10

we had fun tho didn’t we

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · Apr 9

It's more of a scream for sanity than a cry for help.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · Apr 10

theres a 69% tariff on my sensuality

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candy girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · Apr 10

choke me I'm bored

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candy girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · Apr 10

sleepy in a way that matters

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · Apr 9

“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”

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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · Apr 10

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Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social · Apr 9

I remember when I was a little kid, “fuck” was the worst thing you could say. Now it’s the most sensible response to everything.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · Apr 10

If you can’t handle me at my worst, please just let me out the trunk of your car

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muhree @marie.likes.earth · Apr 9

u ever take a 5 min nap and dream up a whole lifetime

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · Apr 10

hello i’m here to socialize from the comfort of my bed

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · Apr 8

Public displays of pulling a push door.

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · Apr 5

Massive crowd at Boston’s city hall plaza for the #HandsOff protest against Trump and Musk

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Paul Capron @paul.fragara.com · Apr 7

Michelin Man is pointing his index at you.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Apr 5

And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”

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