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Mazzy

Mazzy

@msnis.bsky.social

1.7K followers 600 following 910 posts

Pronouns: she/her bangers (and mash) https://bsky.app/profile/msnis.bsky.social/feed/aaaautv2clgh6

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Mazzy @msnis.bsky.social · May 7

General depression says we’ll get through this. Major depression requests permission to speak frankly.

Mazzy @msnis.bsky.social · Aug 4

Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue...

Any day now
The Year of the Diamond Dogs
- David Bowie

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Cru @carnitas.bsky.social · Jun 18

always be yourself, fucko.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · Jun 17

many are saying this

trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · Jun 17

Please, your honour, you need to follow Doomkick. He is such a funny and fun guy lol

1K ….

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · Jun 17

Following @doomkick.com is normal. Everybody who enjoys things follows @doomkick.com. If you are someone who does not enjoy things, please wait and an agent will arrive shortly.

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · Jun 16

JFK or Newark would literally kill this person

Chase Daniel @chasedaniel.bsky.social · Jun 15

Denver (DIA) may be the worst airport in America.

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · Jun 15

I have discovered that there is a teensy tiny car called the Bambi Trident that looks like a Jetson's car powered by a scooter engine and I have a MIGHTY NEED.

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · Jun 16

9pm on Sunday night is the saddest time in the world.

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Liz Lets Loose @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · Jun 17

This is who runs this account

Little girl with a red bucket hat, yellow sleeveless shirt, and curly brown hair

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · Jun 17

Here's my political take for the day: *walks into the ocean*

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · Jun 17

crazy people on here keep me sane

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The Struggadook 🎩 @struggalo.bsky.social · Apr 23

I got food poisoning from eating expired feelings.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jun 17

Mom: don’t use those towels, those are for guests

Me: what are we?

Mom: guests who aren’t allowed to use those towels

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · Jun 16

somebody just asked me if i thought there was any change, i almost spat my swill out and said we’re gonna need a bigger trough

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · Jun 10

my mattress didn’t wake me up this morning because it forgot, its memory is dense under pressure

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Jun 17

This account is now exclusively for deep thoughts and buttholes. Sometimes both at once.

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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · Jun 17

this is who runs this account

me at maybe age 7 dressed madonna-like for halloween.

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · Jun 17

Asking the people who cheer when we get murdered to “be civil” is a giant waste of time

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · Jun 17

Stop asking for answers and start punching nazis

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · Jan 13

validation is an inside job

a woman in a x-men costume is being touched by a man 's hand

ALT: a woman in a x-men costume is being touched by a man 's hand

media.tenor.com

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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · Jun 17

Top, bottom or switch?

(this is about hugging)

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · Jun 17

Due to the fascist take over I will no longer be participating in anything other than day drinking & binge eating

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✨BOOP✨ @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · Jun 16

When I said I was normal, I may have exaggerated.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · Jun 8

The next sundress I buy will be guacamole colored.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · Jun 17

All of my red flags are cancelled out by the fact that I'm funny AF.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · Jun 17

Sorry I was thinking of a new Wordle starting word while you were talking.