Miranda Dubner
@mirandadubner.bsky.social
Made of words, mostly. Developmental editor, copy editor, author of THE SPARE. No, not that one. she/her.
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
They say you're supposed to have professional goals. Mine is definitely copyediting Miss Piggy's memoir.
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
They say you're supposed to have professional goals. Mine is definitely copyediting Miss Piggy's memoir.
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"oh, look at me, i'm an ADULT, i have a MEETING"
What's the most devastating burn you've ever heard from a child?
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"oh, look at me, i'm an ADULT, i have a MEETING"
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
I just started watching Jurassic Rebirth, and I think if I were building an expensive secret facility (again) to house a(nother) massive, unspeakable genetic horror, I would have small hatches that humans could dive through in an emergency.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I just started watching Jurassic Rebirth, and I think if I were building an expensive secret facility (again) to house a(nother) massive, unspeakable genetic horror, I would have small hatches that humans could dive through in an emergency.
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For some reason I always thought the Edmund Fitzgerald shipwreck happened in the olden times. Gordon Lightfoot’s song is too haunting for an event that occurred in the same year as Laverne and Shirley.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
For some reason I always thought the Edmund Fitzgerald shipwreck happened in the olden times. Gordon Lightfoot’s song is too haunting for an event that occurred in the same year as Laverne and Shirley.
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
If you want to write a new James Bond movie, you just start the movie with him being alive. It's a different actor. Why are we like this. Who even cares.
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you want to write a new James Bond movie, you just start the movie with him being alive. It's a different actor. Why are we like this. Who even cares.
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Get ‘em, Katelyn!
For @msnbc.com I wrote about how Tuesday's election gives Democrats the blueprint for overcoming Republican anti-trans attacks and how thus should settle all the talk about throwing trans people under the bus.
www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Opinion | Democrats’ election wins showed they don't need to hide their support for trans rights
Republicans repeated Trump's anti-trans strategy from 2024 and lost big. This should be instructive for Democrats.
www.msnbc.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Get ‘em, Katelyn!
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The Ctr for Urban Research at @thegraduatecenter.bsky.social (led by @jomoko.bsky.social) has prepared an online map for tonight's NYC mayoral results. Link below in #thread. For now the map is blank, but it'll fill in w/unofficial returns tonight.
The map will do more than show the 2025 #s.
1/n
The map will do more than show the 2025 #s.
1/n
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Ctr for Urban Research at @thegraduatecenter.bsky.social (led by @jomoko.bsky.social) has prepared an online map for tonight's NYC mayoral results. Link below in #thread. For now the map is blank, but it'll fill in w/unofficial returns tonight.
The map will do more than show the 2025 #s.
1/n
The map will do more than show the 2025 #s.
1/n
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there has to be a courtroom reenactment of the sandwich toss plus at least 100 YouTube channels dedicated to various theories of the toss, all with their own reenactments and robust criticisms of slowed-down footage of the courtroom sandwich toss. we have been good & we deserve this
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
there has to be a courtroom reenactment of the sandwich toss plus at least 100 YouTube channels dedicated to various theories of the toss, all with their own reenactments and robust criticisms of slowed-down footage of the courtroom sandwich toss. we have been good & we deserve this
I subscribed today! New goal is to read a couple pieces a week so that I remember I did this...
Y'all. I can't believe this. We got 103 subscriptions today, which means we are 56 subs away from our overall goal! You can become a Resident of the Bog for 15% off until the end of the day: the-flytrap.ghost.io/feminist
The Flytrap
Feminist cultural criticism against the algorithm
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November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I subscribed today! New goal is to read a couple pieces a week so that I remember I did this...
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There was some strange system where they all got their food and shelter and education and medical for free, no matter what job they did.
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There was some strange system where they all got their food and shelter and education and medical for free, no matter what job they did.
Bari desperately wants to need private security.
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Bari desperately wants to need private security.
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Your art isn’t bad just because it’s not selling right now.
We’re in a recession and people don’t know when they’re gonna eat next, nobody can afford fun things because the economy is crumbling. It’s going to be hard a while.
We’re in a recession and people don’t know when they’re gonna eat next, nobody can afford fun things because the economy is crumbling. It’s going to be hard a while.
November 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Your art isn’t bad just because it’s not selling right now.
We’re in a recession and people don’t know when they’re gonna eat next, nobody can afford fun things because the economy is crumbling. It’s going to be hard a while.
We’re in a recession and people don’t know when they’re gonna eat next, nobody can afford fun things because the economy is crumbling. It’s going to be hard a while.
WHAT. I just calendared a reminder for this. Because OMG.
COVER REVEAL 🔥✨🏴☠️🏳️🌈 I’m so excited to finally show folks this BEAUTIFUL cover!!
Stunning art by Jan (@thistlearts.bsky.social), who not only obliged me in portraying all three (!!!) of my queer, poly, radical pirates—he also absolutely nailed their dynamic!
Coming March 17, 2026!
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Stunning art by Jan (@thistlearts.bsky.social), who not only obliged me in portraying all three (!!!) of my queer, poly, radical pirates—he also absolutely nailed their dynamic!
Coming March 17, 2026!
emcaro.carrd.co
November 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
WHAT. I just calendared a reminder for this. Because OMG.
It's hard to decide whether to make a Jurassic World: Rebirth: Exododus joke or a Book of Exododus joke. One accepts the theory of evolution and one doesn't. It's like the Scopes Trial in my head!
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It's hard to decide whether to make a Jurassic World: Rebirth: Exododus joke or a Book of Exododus joke. One accepts the theory of evolution and one doesn't. It's like the Scopes Trial in my head!
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.
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The already tissue thin relationship between the gentile and Jewish lefts will not survive if we're expected to accept zero integrity Platner being crammed down our throats because he's able to parrot the right rhetoric. He has no track record and there's no reason to make him the hill to die on.
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The already tissue thin relationship between the gentile and Jewish lefts will not survive if we're expected to accept zero integrity Platner being crammed down our throats because he's able to parrot the right rhetoric. He has no track record and there's no reason to make him the hill to die on.
I'm pretty sure my dead grandfather pulled a Frume Sara last night and visited my dreams to yell at me about this.
im sorry but if you think “normies” dont care about the white house being demolished for a half billion dollar golden vanity ballroom as the economy implodes then you just arent as plugged in as you think you are
October 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm pretty sure my dead grandfather pulled a Frume Sara last night and visited my dreams to yell at me about this.
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Hey, just want to mumble that this is wildly illegal and inappropriate and would prompt impeachment proceedings if we still had a functional Congress instead of one run by a blind, deaf and mute Renfeld wannabe.
New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump “friend” toward military pay.
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Pentagon to use $130 million donation from anonymous Trump ‘friend’ to pay military members | CNN Politics
The Trump administration plans to funnel a $130 million donation from an anonymous ally of President Donald Trump toward paying military service members during the government shutdown, the Defense Dep...
www.cnn.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hey, just want to mumble that this is wildly illegal and inappropriate and would prompt impeachment proceedings if we still had a functional Congress instead of one run by a blind, deaf and mute Renfeld wannabe.
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A poem for the morning
October 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A poem for the morning
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Written by Groundskeeper Willie
October 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Written by Groundskeeper Willie
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hello, hi, happy world series to all who celebrate. consider celebrating with an mm baseball romance that loves baseball (the game) and does not love Baseball (the institution) #FridayFling
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
hello, hi, happy world series to all who celebrate. consider celebrating with an mm baseball romance that loves baseball (the game) and does not love Baseball (the institution) #FridayFling
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I'm sorry, but that practically screams "at his annual physical, the examiner identified the SS totenkopf tattoo as an extremist symbol" (and it was and still is in the big book of no-no tattoos) "and got him out of the Marines in order to make him Someone Else's PR Problem".
October 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I'm sorry, but that practically screams "at his annual physical, the examiner identified the SS totenkopf tattoo as an extremist symbol" (and it was and still is in the big book of no-no tattoos) "and got him out of the Marines in order to make him Someone Else's PR Problem".